Three million dollars

V1.47fan · 11-30-2008, 09:58 PM

young boy went up to his father and asked him,

"Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered,

"Go ask your mother if she would sleep with

Brad Pitt for a million dollars."

"Then ask your sister if she would sleep with

Brad Pitt for a million dollars", and then, ask

your brother "if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for

a million dollars. Come back and tell me what

you learn from that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked,

"Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could

really use that money to fix up the house and send

you kids to a great University!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked,

"Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad

Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?!"

The boy then went to his brother! and asked,

"Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you

know how much a million bucks would buy?"

The boy pondered the answers for a few days,

then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, "Did you find out the

difference between potentially and realistically?"

The boy replied, "Yes... potentially, you and I

are sitting on three million dollars..............

but realistically,....... we're living

with two sluts and a queer"

gthirtyfizle · 11-30-2008, 10:08 PM

LMAOO

Terrance28 · 11-30-2008, 10:11 PM

HAhahahahahaha lmfao.

endofanera7 · 11-30-2008, 10:13 PM

pmeloche · 11-30-2008, 10:25 PM

Heard it before but still funny.

2kaccordocoupe · 11-30-2008, 10:35 PM

Year's_End · 11-30-2008, 11:06 PM

teej361 · 11-30-2008, 11:10 PM

LOL. Nice one.

aut0sh0cker · 11-30-2008, 11:14 PM

Hahahahaaahahahahahaaaaaahahahaaaaaahahahaaaaaa

m2kev · 12-01-2008, 01:23 AM

roflmao. haha. lol.

EZ_TUR90 · 12-01-2008, 01:58 AM

lmao

chrisE92 · 12-01-2008, 02:08 AM

hahahaha good story

darkphantom · 12-01-2008, 11:36 AM

lmfao! hahahahahaha

alq80 · 12-01-2008, 10:06 PM

L.O.L. hahaha that is funny

Hedges · 12-01-2008, 10:14 PM

rofl!

AMJ_77 · 12-01-2008, 10:33 PM

hahaha, that was a solid joke

ac87 · 12-04-2008, 06:43 AM

LOL i like this one

petener999 · 12-04-2008, 01:54 PM

Scorpion · 12-04-2008, 02:37 PM

LOL

11-30-2008, 09:58 PM	#1
V1.47fan Banned 1979 Rep 1,847 Posts Drives: TheArtist formerly known as M3 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: NATIONWIDE iTrader: (0)	Three million dollars young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?" The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars." "Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars", and then, ask your brother "if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that." So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!" The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?!" The boy then went to his brother! and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?" The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?" The boy replied, "Yes... potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars.............. but realistically,....... we're living with two sluts and a queer"
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