What do you do before you race....???

al4m · 08-29-2007, 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by kodarren

I wont race any stupid people that think they have good car ie:civic, sti or evo...come on man .... i bought this 42k bimmer for safty reason not for race, just enjoy our ride

+1

calvino · 08-29-2007, 12:25 AM

+2

BMXtreme · 08-29-2007, 12:30 AM

just drive normally man....get a dodge neon if u want to race...

///AFRO · 08-29-2007, 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by ward

I blow a kiss to ///afro's mom

I have no mom.

wj4 · 08-29-2007, 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by BMXtreme

just drive normally man....get a dodge neon if u want to race...

You gotta make sure it's an SRT4 though, and also get an intake with the HKS SSQV so you get the most optimal sound when you shift gears.

BMXtreme · 08-29-2007, 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by wj4

You gotta make sure it's an SRT4 though, and also get an intake with the HKS SSQV so you get the most optimal sound when you shift gears.

Get some underbody neon while you are at it...

just4kickz · 08-29-2007, 12:52 AM

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Originally Posted by ///AFRO

I have no mom.

so i'm guessing you were produced asexually... where are the rest of the afros! i want to know!

imaznumkay · 08-29-2007, 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by just4kickz

so i'm guessing you were produced asexually... where are the rest of the afros! i want to know!

hahahahahahaha +11111

08-29-2007, 02:29 AM

is this a serious thread?

calvino · 08-29-2007, 02:33 AM

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Originally Posted by that guy nico

is this a serious thread?

NOPE ! I guess none of us have nothing better to do

08-29-2007, 02:40 AM

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Originally Posted by calvino

NOPE ! I guess none of us have nothing better to do

fine with me

toofasttooslow · 08-29-2007, 03:01 AM

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Originally Posted by kodarren

I wont race any stupid people that think they have good car ie:civic, sti or evo...come on man .... i bought this 42k bimmer for safty reason not for race, just enjoy our ride

Yeah... safety reasons...ie; you didn't get the 335i

BigO1120 · 08-29-2007, 08:23 AM

I take a pre-race dump!

gonzo · 08-29-2007, 08:32 AM

I watch my entire Mr. Rogers DVD collection. Helps calm my nerves. You should try it.

achien · 08-29-2007, 08:44 AM

Meditation in the middle of the track...

Spool · 08-29-2007, 10:28 AM

Before i race, i bang a prostitute, blow off a load. save 5 lbs

i'm peter north

007e92 · 08-29-2007, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by imaznumkay

1. i rev my car like crazy (bov is a plus)
2. blast my music so i could feel the bass on my ass
3. i put my shades on
4. put all my windows down, stare down the opponent with a smurky grin on my face

edit: lol, again

thats what im talkin about

flukey · 08-29-2007, 11:00 AM

turn off the AC for sure...

Xiaofeng · 08-29-2007, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by 0asis

wow, I can't believe someone would actually post this. you forgot

fifth - GROW UP

word of advice, stay in school...

+31415926535897932384626433832795

Apparently, all the previous posts in other threads didn't do $#!+ to get this kid to grow the hell up....

If you want to race, go to the track or to an auto-x. Being able to stomp on the friggin' gas pedal does not constitute racing in my books, and even if you do want to drag race, there are places for that.

It's idiots like this that drive like hooligans in the streets who give the rest of the decent BMW owners a bad rap....

achien · 08-29-2007, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Spool

Before i race, i bang a prostitute, blow off a load. save 5 lbs

i'm peter north

You will be so f*cking drain you wouldn't have enough power to step on the throttle...

Spool · 08-29-2007, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by achien

You will be so f*cking drain you wouldn't have enough power to step on the throttle...

Nah, i've got 3 testicles...i blow out 2 of them, the other one is reserved.

ward · 08-29-2007, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Xiaofeng

+31415926535897932384626433832795

Apparently, all the previous posts in other threads didn't do $#!+ to get this kid to grow the hell up....

If you want to race, go to the track or to an auto-x. Being able to stomp on the friggin' gas pedal does not constitute racing in my books, and even if you do want to drag race, there are places for that.

It's idiots like this that drive like hooligans in the streets who give the rest of the decent BMW owners a bad rap....

+ pi

nice!

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