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      03-29-2011, 12:09 PM   #551
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Wakka this is all you need to do to ensure getting ass from her

You: Hey I wont be able to come down this week for ice cream,ill be busy with work
Her: herp derp herpy derpy
You: I think I could make it for the party but if Im going to a party an hour away and will be drinking, I dont know if ill have a place to stay because I dont want to drive an hour drunk
Her: You can stay at my place duh
You: Idk if you will like that, I sleep naked
Her: Me too!


and you're in, works everytime
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      03-29-2011, 12:14 PM   #552
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Of course you would.

I take ladies to a dairy farm sometime around sunset. None of the supermarket ice cream. Bitches low cows and ice cream and sunsets. Instapoon.
I low cow too.
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      03-29-2011, 12:15 PM   #553
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I low cow too.
More then you low the dong?
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      03-29-2011, 12:19 PM   #554
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More then I low cow dong?
Bro.


yo I keep thinking you're Brian man LOL.
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      03-29-2011, 12:20 PM   #555
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Wakka this is all you need to do to ensure getting ass from her

You: Hey I wont be able to come down this week for ice cream,ill be busy with work
Her: herp derp herpy derpy
You: I think I could make it for the party but if Im going to a party an hour away and will be drinking, I dont know if ill have a place to stay because I dont want to drive an hour drunk
Her: You can stay at my place duh
You: Idk if you will like that, I sleep naked
Her: Me too!


and you're in, works everytime

What the fuck ill say this lets see how it goes will post response
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      03-29-2011, 12:23 PM   #556
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Bro.


yo I keep thinking you're Brian man LOL.
slowly taking over the world
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      03-29-2011, 02:10 PM   #557
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slowly taking over the world
i'm running into the same problem. i keep thinking brian before seeing wizard gaddafi.
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      03-29-2011, 02:11 PM   #558
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her answer to i sleep naked was:

'Oh no worries my neighbors have a tree house you can stay in'
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her answer to i sleep naked was:

'Oh no worries my neighbors have a tree house you can stay in'
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      03-29-2011, 02:18 PM   #560
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How long have you been waiting to use that?
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Long enough.
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      03-29-2011, 02:22 PM   #562
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Long enough.
ftfy
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ftfy
YOOOOO ROFLFLASDFLSDFSDFL.


IS THAT A GLOCK? LMFAOOOOO.
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YOOOOO ROFLFLASDFLSDFSDFL.


IS THAT A GLOCK? LMFAOOOOO.
ohhh yeahhhhh
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      03-29-2011, 02:27 PM   #565
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Straight PIITB. Then eat dumplings.
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ohhh yeahhhhh
Yo that's the best one you've done please leave it up LOL.



Augenbrazenburg ftw. Guess she's still thinking about it lol.
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      03-29-2011, 02:30 PM   #567
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lol stop acting like that's the only thing you want...what a typical girl response.
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how to make a bish want your cock 101:

Let them play with the equipment:

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lol stop acting like that's the only thing you want...what a typical girl response.
Just forces me to play stupid games.
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I think me being an asshole has netted more possibilities than feeding into the girl talk BS. Depending on the girl, of course.
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do not want that girl
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I think me being an asshole has netted more possibilities than feeding into the girl talk BS. Depending on the girl, of course.
Walking in and acting like I own it has definitely netted me more than playing the nice guy. But if you know the girl first, acting like a nice guy usually beats acting like a dick.
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