BMW M3 Stereotypes

Jamesomania · 04-29-2014, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Z K

This is an amusing compilation of typical stereotypes of M3 drivers in Southern California.

http://carstereotypes.com/car-stereo...3-stereotypes/

WOW, this made my day.. WOW!!!

Jamesomania · 04-29-2014, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by NavidM3E92

We like the word Persian better than Iranian.

yeah buddy!

Golddots · 04-29-2014, 12:33 PM

Funny article but where I'm from on the other side of the country I don't see many Persians or 16 year olds driving an m3.

Edward · 04-29-2014, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by 414hpbabyshuttle

Funny article but where I'm from on the other side of the country I don't see many Persians or 16 year olds driving an m3.

Yea, the types of people you see driving M3s just depend upon the geographical region.

The biggest douchebag M driver of all time parks right next to me in my building. This guy has an F10 M5, which is RARELY ever washed, curb rash all over each wheel, awful color combo of singapore grey on that cheap bright red interior, dings all over his bumpers and paper plates a year into lease, parks next to me crooked every day with front wheels at full turn lock...marlboro reds always on his seat, ashes everywhere.

Literally FULL RETARD in my face every time I go down in the garage to my pristine M3. These are the kind of M drivers I hate. The ones who lease them cuz of the badge and take no pride in it.

wtfisthis · 04-29-2014, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by jawwadh

I could care less how people stereotype me... I went to school and studied when everyone partied to be able to pay for this car and enjoy it.

So basically this car is your way of making up for lost puss* ?.

I bet you're still a virgin.. an angry virgin at that lol.

Darth Federer · 04-29-2014, 04:12 PM

I would say the Persian/Iranian distinction is important, especially so for expat Persians. It is a simple but effective way to voice disagreement with the regime in Iran and the way the Islamic revolution came to power through an illegal and criminal action. As someone with a few close Persian friends, I think they would be offended if I insisted on calling them Iranians.

Darth Federer · 04-29-2014, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Edward

Yea, the types of people you see driving M3s just depend upon the geographical region.

The biggest douchebag M driver of all time parks right next to me in my building. This guy has an F10 M5, which is RARELY ever washed, curb rash all over each wheel, awful color combo of singapore grey on that cheap bright red interior, dings all over his bumpers and paper plates a year into lease, parks next to me crooked every day with front wheels at full turn lock...marlboro reds always on his seat, ashes everywhere.

Literally FULL RETARD in my face every time I go down in the garage to my pristine M3. These are the kind of M drivers I hate. The ones who lease them cuz of the badge and take no pride in it.

Hmmm. Sounds like it could be the late James Hunt reincarnated. Marlboros on the seat I like just because it pisses off the PC smoking police.

Darth Federer · 04-29-2014, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Kunman

bahahaha its so true

Damn that's funny. An appropriate Family Guy moment for every occasion.

Golddots · 04-29-2014, 06:03 PM

Haha.
Actually there is a persian man who works across the street and recently bought a WHITE f10 m5.

MiamiE93Vert · 05-01-2014, 08:26 AM

Funny article, I lol'd; Thanks for sharing. Would love to see what they say about a Jeep Wrangler, GTR, Porsche or Jaguar.

Amirsm3 · 05-01-2014, 09:04 AM

I ripped off the turn signal stalk in my M. No need for that.

Lucrecio84 · 05-01-2014, 01:00 PM

I drive a blue m3 and i'm not persian.....

Beemdog · 05-01-2014, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Lucrecio84

I drive a blue m3 and i'm not persian.....

Me too (finally got my me-too post in!) but it doesn't work that way.

If you have a blue M3 it doesn't mean you are Persian, but if you ARE Persion AND drive an M3, chances are it will be blue. So they say in stereotype-land.

Ever find yourself bored and type meaningless crap on a forum so that others could share in your boredom?

Lucrecio84 · 05-01-2014, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Beemdog

Ever find yourself bored and type meaningless crap on a forum so that others could share in your boredom?

Every day my friend.... Glad I'm not the only one

sgrinavi · 05-01-2014, 02:55 PM

That read sucked several IQ points out of my brain through the eyeballs.

The Automotive Enthusiast · 05-01-2014, 02:58 PM

I'm Iranian, and I had a Le Mans Blue M3. Persians typically go towards white BMW's with red interiors.

Beemdog · 05-01-2014, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by sgrinavi

That read sucked several IQ points out of my brain through the eyeballs.

At least you had some IQ points to spare! Mine was already so low that they lowered my post count instead. Guess I'll be a Private forever...

jerseymikes · 05-01-2014, 03:17 PM

Being a douche is not exclusively a M3 driver thing, or even just a BMW thing.

Beemdog · 05-01-2014, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by jerseymikes

Being a douche is not exclusively a M3 driver thing, or even just a BMW thing.

Hmmmm. Then I guess it was just coincidence that the 10-week D-bag Training Course landed in my mailbox the day after I bought the M3? How did the University of Phoenix (Online) even know I got the car?? And what's up with the extra lessons to convert from Porsche-driving prick to BMW D-bag?

MrPrena · 05-01-2014, 05:03 PM

Another streotype.

BMW owners can't park correctly....

dsc_off · 05-01-2014, 06:22 PM

If a dad could afford to buy his son/daughter an M3.... then the dad deserves the ability to make that decision. The daughter/son shouldnt be ashamed that their dad is rich and successful -they should feel blessed.

If your young and drive a M3 people will talk smack.

If your older and drive an M3 people will also talk smack.... because they say your going thru a mid-life crisis and want to feel 'young' again.

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Golddots Second Lieutenant 85 Rep 280 Posts Drives: e90 m3 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: nova iTrader: (1)	Funny article but where I'm from on the other side of the country I don't see many Persians or 16 year olds driving an m3.
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Darth Federer Private First Class 2 Rep 111 Posts Drives: 2012 m3 SSII Metallic Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: Atlanta iTrader: (0)	I would say the Persian/Iranian distinction is important, especially so for expat Persians. It is a simple but effective way to voice disagreement with the regime in Iran and the way the Islamic revolution came to power through an illegal and criminal action. As someone with a few close Persian friends, I think they would be offended if I insisted on calling them Iranians.
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Golddots Second Lieutenant 85 Rep 280 Posts Drives: e90 m3 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: nova iTrader: (1)	Haha. Actually there is a persian man who works across the street and recently bought a WHITE f10 m5.
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Lucrecio84 Captain 250 Rep 794 Posts Drives: TTE92 m3/ F10 CP M5 Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Anaheim, California iTrader: (3)	I drive a blue m3 and i'm not persian..... __________________ GINTANI TWIN TURBO E92/F10 M5
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sgrinavi Lieutenant 68 Rep 401 Posts Drives: 2012 911GTS & 2014 X1 Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: SW FL iTrader: (1) Garage List 2013 Porsche 911S [0.00]	That read sucked several IQ points out of my brain through the eyeballs.
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jerseymikes Banned 0 Rep 4 Posts Drives: 335i Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: Texas iTrader: (0)	Being a douche is not exclusively a M3 driver thing, or even just a BMW thing.
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MrPrena Captain 1588 Rep 803 Posts Drives: BMW Hyundai Nissan Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: TB iTrader: (0)	Another streotype. BMW owners can't park correctly....
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dsc_off New Member 0 Rep 11 Posts Drives: E92 M3 Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: Northern California iTrader: (0)	If a dad could afford to buy his son/daughter an M3.... then the dad deserves the ability to make that decision. The daughter/son shouldnt be ashamed that their dad is rich and successful -they should feel blessed. If your young and drive a M3 people will talk smack. If your older and drive an M3 people will also talk smack.... because they say your going thru a mid-life crisis and want to feel 'young' again.
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