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      05-30-2013, 08:40 AM   #1
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I know most of you can relate to this video

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      05-30-2013, 10:34 AM   #2
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Yup this vid pretty much summarizes the nuttiness of women.

More notes about women I've noticed lately:
1. No matter what you do for them or the relationship, it's never enough. They always need more or want that next step.
2. The grass is always greener to them, especially what they see their friends doing on fb. (i.e. marrige, kids etc)
3. They can be happy and lovey when they go to sleep, but somehow wake up fussier than shit, or vice versa, bitch from hell in the night, then wake up all lovey-dovey.
4. They'll bitch, fight, and fuss with you until you've had enough and are ready to give up and move on to another babe... Then when they realize you're ready to move on, they pull a 180 and decide to be all apologetic and to put the puss on ya to try and keep ya.





gotta love em tho i guess.
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      05-30-2013, 10:39 AM   #3
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Yup this vid pretty much summarizes the nuttiness of women.

More notes about women I've noticed lately:
1. No matter what you do for them or the relationship, it's never enough. They always need more or want that next step.
2. The grass is always greener to them, especially what they see their friends doing on fb. (i.e. marrige, kids etc)
3. They can be happy and lovey when they go to sleep, but somehow wake up fussier than shit, or vice versa, bitch from hell in the night, then wake up all lovey-dovey.
4. They'll bitch, fight, and fuss with you until you've had enough and are ready to give up and move on to another babe... Then when they realize you're ready to move on, they pull a 180 and decide to be all apologetic and to put the puss on ya to try and keep ya.





gotta love em tho i guess.
So true, so true...
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just heard about this vid the other day... hahahaha! gotta find the diamonds in the rough dont we
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Yup this vid pretty much summarizes the nuttiness of women.

More notes about women I've noticed lately:
1. No matter what you do for them or the relationship, it's never enough. They always need more or want that next step.
2. The grass is always greener to them, especially what they see their friends doing on fb. (i.e. marrige, kids etc)
3. They can be happy and lovey when they go to sleep, but somehow wake up fussier than shit, or vice versa, bitch from hell in the night, then wake up all lovey-dovey.
4. They'll bitch, fight, and fuss with you until you've had enough and are ready to give up and move on to another babe... Then when they realize you're ready to move on, they pull a 180 and decide to be all apologetic and to put the puss on ya to try and keep ya.





gotta love em tho i guess.
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      10-18-2013, 05:39 PM   #8
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Yup this vid pretty much summarizes the nuttiness of women.

More notes about women I've noticed lately:
1. No matter what you do for them or the relationship, it's never enough. They always need more or want that next step.
2. The grass is always greener to them, especially what they see their friends doing on fb. (i.e. marrige, kids etc)
3. They can be happy and lovey when they go to sleep, but somehow wake up fussier than shit, or vice versa, bitch from hell in the night, then wake up all lovey-dovey.
4. They'll bitch, fight, and fuss with you until you've had enough and are ready to give up and move on to another babe... Then when they realize you're ready to move on, they pull a 180 and decide to be all apologetic and to put the puss on ya to try and keep ya.





gotta love em tho i guess.
I may have discovered why most women are crazy.


Birth Control pills. This is the only logical explanation as to why most women don't make sense. If you actually read the side effects of BC pills you'll see why they do the things they do.

It can even become a chemical dependency and keeps their hormones off center until they die or become extinct.

But really, think about it. All the mood swings, crying for no reason, never being happy no matter what the fuck you do, sometimes extreme horniness, then they don't want to be touched. They're like fucking experiments walking around and it's up to us to make them work correctly.

Anyways, that's my theory.
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