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      12-15-2015, 06:19 PM   #67
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Don't sell yourself short.....you could pull a Chef on Southpark and pimp yourself out....
Why are you suggesting I turn into a fat black elementary kitchen staffsman when I can just pull a me and pimp myself out?
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      12-15-2015, 06:19 PM   #68
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Ok I know this is a psy song and that where I got the idea for this thread....so tell everyone what you got from your daddy.

I got the inability to grow a beard....I know weird eh!
Funny I got the opposite. Also hairy like a monkey elsewhere and skinny legs boo. He was also smart as hell and I got some of that not as much though. Wish there had been more don't have much from him, estranged then gone too soon
Your lucky you got some of the smarts..
Wish I got more of the mathematical smarts of mine but got the love of cars instead.
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      12-15-2015, 06:22 PM   #69
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Strangely I caught the car bug from my neighbor in high school. Avid bracket racer.
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      12-15-2015, 08:00 PM   #70
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my penis...

oh wait... uhh... forget i said that
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      12-15-2015, 08:09 PM   #71
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Minus my weight (his family and himself was consistently overweight), just about every positive physical trait. In contrast, minus eye shape and IQ, all my negative traits of graying early, a short fuse, Asian glow when I drink (so I look drunker than I actually am, or I am buzzed AF but can still walk a straight line), and Asian [censored] are from my mom's side

Handiness (What can I say? We lived in an old house)

Manners (as long as you don't piss me off )

Open-mindedness and willingness to try just about anything once (I'm listening to cumbia now... I don't even have ANY Latino genes ... But if anything, he got into rap music when I was 12. But then again, that was when mainstream rap actually had some quality to it)

Honest yet tactful (even if it's brutally honest)

Articulation (he was a writer at one point... But too bad I live in the era of "TL;DR")

Penchant for off-beat humor (Monty Python PWNZ)
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