A girl with relationship issues early...

bringsmewomen · 07-29-2011, 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by bobloblaw

OP that is such a good story. I really can't pick "one part" that I liked the best. But if you were to hold a gun to my head, I would go with the part with the pictures. I just got off the phone with an armored truck company. They will be arriving in the morning to pick up my back up disk, which I just saved your story on to.

There probably won't be much traffic, because I forwarded the police your story, and they agreed to escort the armored truck to its destination. At first the police chief didn't want to help, but then I guided his attention to the incredible pictures that you embedded along with your story.

I mean, the story was good enough. But as soon as I saw the pictures that went along with it, I called my grandmother, who is blind and has Alzheimer’s disease to tell her. As far as her doctors in the nursing home are concerned, she is cured of all her ailments now that she heard your cool story. She is actually preparing to run the Boston marathon this year now. Thank you OP.

I have to admit. I'm impressed by your diligent, elongated stupidity.

NYCGP · 07-29-2011, 07:41 AM

You're girl is screwing around with multiple dudes. She doesn't want to get into a relationship with you because she is keeping her options open and you aren't #1 on her list... sorry OP.

jpsum · 07-29-2011, 08:07 AM

is this another asian thread?

jpsum · 07-29-2011, 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by BTM

I think her problem may stem from the fact that you not only turned a time lapse of you washing your car into a youtube video, you seem to be rather proud of it.

Gravy · 07-29-2011, 09:52 AM

She likes your car, money, and the fact that you post your buisness online in forums..
However she doesnt like your penis and your sex is not rough enough for her new found taste.

Serious note;
If you can fix her and get her out of her "rape hate" she may turn out to be a great catch. IMHO i wouldnt waste the time.. She'l cause you more heartache than anything one way or another.

Pics would make the choice much easier...
And its also a + if she swallows without you having to ask....

wren57 · 07-29-2011, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by NYCGP

You're girl is screwing around with multiple dudes. She doesn't want to get into a relationship with you because she is keeping her options open and you aren't #1 on her list... sorry OP.

qft

The "I really like you but I'm not sure if I can be in a relationship right now. It's not you, it's me. But we can still hang out and fool around" is on page 1 of my dating playbook. There are no other pages.

WWONG · 07-29-2011, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravy

And its also a + if she swallows without you having to ask....

This guy knows his shit

miiipilot · 07-29-2011, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by BTM

I think her problem may stem from the fact that you not only turned a time lapse of you washing your car into a youtube video, you seem to be rather proud of it.

Can you answer why you would video this and then post it? I really don't understand.

miiipilot

BTM · 07-29-2011, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by miiipilot

Can you answer why you would video this and then post it? I really don't understand.

miiipilot

Because it brings him women. Apparently not the kind he wants though.

Forcefed3 · 07-29-2011, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by NYCGP

You're girl is screwing around with multiple dudes. She doesn't want to get into a relationship with you because she is keeping her options open and you aren't #1 on her list... sorry OP.

+1 Can't turn a hoe into a housewife. This was a really cool story, bro.

KGB7 · 07-29-2011, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by NYCGP

You're girl is screwing around with multiple dudes. She doesn't want to get into a relationship with you because she is keeping her options open and you aren't #1 on her list... sorry OP.

+10

Dump the bitch to the curb and move on. You shouldn't be even asking for advice on internet about this.

Elliott@DetailAddict · 07-29-2011, 01:20 PM

Huge question... How old is she/are you?

CollinsE90 · 07-29-2011, 01:34 PM

nsquared · 07-29-2011, 02:05 PM

Yeah we need pics right now haha.

As mentioned before in my other post - maybe she is shy because she recently just got out of a relationship.

Mr Tonka · 07-29-2011, 02:24 PM

Weirdo Washing the Dishes.

Being cool with loser friends.

Some fat lady testing her time lapse.

They all score with the women as well......

Vanity · 07-29-2011, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by MP0WER

Weirdo Washing the Dishes.

Being cool with loser friends.

Some fat lady testing her time lapse.

They all score with the women as well......

JayKay335i · 07-29-2011, 03:46 PM

why the fuck are there still no pictures?

CollinsE90 · 07-29-2011, 03:47 PM

Kroy · 07-29-2011, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by AngelinIsRich08

Seems like the plot of No Strings Attached. Just become friends with benefits.

never seen the movie, but OP why don't you do this?

CollinsE90 · 07-29-2011, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Kroy

never seen the movie, but OP why don't you do this?

because No Strings Attach is a myth, tried by many, failed by all.

nsquared · 07-29-2011, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

because No Strings Attach is a myth, tried by many, failed by all.

I like this lol.

JayKay335i · 07-29-2011, 05:14 PM

Collins. I fucken love owls.

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Gravy Look away, look away, look awa.... 5 Rep 158 Posts Drives: 2007 335i sedan m/t bone stock Join Date: May 2011 Location: Alabama iTrader: (0)	She likes your car, money, and the fact that you post your buisness online in forums.. However she doesnt like your penis and your sex is not rough enough for her new found taste. Serious note; If you can fix her and get her out of her "rape hate" she may turn out to be a great catch. IMHO i wouldnt waste the time.. She'l cause you more heartache than anything one way or another. Pics would make the choice much easier... And its also a + if she swallows without you having to ask.... __________________ I aint got time for all that "proper" grammar nonsense. ROLL TIDE!
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nsquared [Versatile] 378 Rep 1,683 Posts Drives: (S)LOW. Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: California & Utah iTrader: (2)	Yeah we need pics right now haha. As mentioned before in my other post - maybe she is shy because she recently just got out of a relationship. __________________ '02 TS E46 330xi - SOLD '06 SGM E90 325i - SOLD '13 AW F30 335i ///M-Sport 6MT. OEM(+) - SOLD '20 AW F87 X3MC - Sold Current: `23 Chalk G80 M3CX \| Ordered: '24 M3CS - Week37 build.
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