Random Sh** talking story

dclee1 · 08-21-2008, 10:23 AM

Forwarded by a friend of mine from a different forum

:

lolz so this one tyme dis dude was totlly hatting on my crew and me,
so we was all
" Kind sir, would you kindly refrain from your pernicious behaviour?"
but homey was all " Gentlemen, fie on your motor carriage! Fie and
fiddlesticks I say!"
so den me an mah broz done aksed him wut hoopty he drive and he all
" Why I perambulate about on my hispano-suiza and thus am of better
stock than you and your chums"
well, this dawg was straight up trippin and we new it and tol mah crew
"Why, this fellow has more rice than the East India Company, what say
you, chaps, shall we show him what for?" so i droped teh hamer and
smoked his sory az. den p-dog was like " I say, that should have
demonstrated to him the error of his suppositions, in addition to
which, I have a strong suspicion that the man was a touch inebriated"
that wuz like +2 rep right there and the honeys were all up in our
bidness.

atr_hugo · 08-21-2008, 10:52 AM

Problem is I understood the dialog but none of the surrounding text. ; -)

Perambulate indeed!!!

Oh, and the Hissos are good - not a bad whip if you can spare the coin. ; -)

backtoreality15 · 08-21-2008, 12:06 PM

Translation please?

atr_hugo · 08-21-2008, 12:38 PM

Which part? - I'm only good for half of it. ; -)

TP 135i · 08-21-2008, 12:41 PM

:iono:

Crowley · 08-21-2008, 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atr_hugo

Which part? - I'm only good for half of it. ; -)

Yea .. but which half?

BTW .. I got a headache from reading that!

Crowley

EspressoBoy · 08-21-2008, 02:14 PM

Any chance this can go bye bye?

Yucks!

atr_hugo · 08-21-2008, 02:49 PM

Hispano-Suiza: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hispano-Suiza
Marc Birkigt: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Car_Eng...of_the_Century

There's some good stuff in there - Hissos were really top level pre-war autos. And Birkigt was a hell of an engineer (but that's another joke altogether - go Georgia Tech!! ; -)

jrc · 08-21-2008, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EspressoBoy

Any chance this can go bye bye?

Yucks!

Aw come on -- deserves some cred for being first kill story yet to survive the mods

backtoreality15 · 08-21-2008, 05:03 PM

Any chance we can get the original thread link?

larryn · 08-21-2008, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jrc

Aw come on -- deserves some cred for being first kill story yet to survive the mods

You're kidding right? That's a kill story?

Dayum, I'm old.

larryn · 08-21-2008, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by backtoreality15

Any chance we can get the original thread link?

http://forums.bimmerforums.com/forum...9#post11484359

mistermojorizin · 08-21-2008, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atr_hugo

Problem is I understood the dialog but none of the surrounding text. ; -)

Perambulate indeed!!!

Oh, and the Hissos are good - not a bad whip if you can spare the coin. ; -)

complete opposite here. i got all the narration but have to look up pemabulate now. (guessing it means "to drive"). was that british? with the "chaps" and all that?

mistermojorizin · 08-21-2008, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by larryn

You're kidding right? That's a kill story?

Dayum, I'm old.

it says "so i droped teh hamer and smoked his sory az."

That sounds like someone got killed or just lost a street race. since the story didn't say they were in their cars, especially since it said the hero had to ask the aggressor what kind of car he drove, i can only assume it means the hero murdered the aggressor. so yea, its a kill story.

larryn · 08-21-2008, 06:44 PM

Follow the originating link I posted.. just continuing the theme. Funny stuff.

Oregon · 08-22-2008, 02:44 AM

Funny stuff indeed, but, I am compelled to ask, "What has happened to my country?"

08-21-2008, 10:23 AM	#1
dclee1 Lieutenant 21 Rep 469 Posts Drives: Join Date: Nov 2007 iTrader: (0)	Random Sh talking story** Forwarded by a friend of mine from a different forum: lolz so this one tyme dis dude was totlly hatting on my crew and me, so we was all " Kind sir, would you kindly refrain from your pernicious behaviour?" but homey was all " Gentlemen, fie on your motor carriage! Fie and fiddlesticks I say!" so den me an mah broz done aksed him wut hoopty he drive and he all " Why I perambulate about on my hispano-suiza and thus am of better stock than you and your chums" well, this dawg was straight up trippin and we new it and tol mah crew "Why, this fellow has more rice than the East India Company, what say you, chaps, shall we show him what for?" so i droped teh hamer and smoked his sory az. den p-dog was like " I say, that should have demonstrated to him the error of his suppositions, in addition to which, I have a strong suspicion that the man was a touch inebriated" that wuz like +2 rep right there and the honeys were all up in our bidness. __________________ 135 Monaco Blue - ED April 19th 2008 6spd, Sprt, Prem, Cold, Ipod, Comfort, HD Radio
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atr_hugo No longer moderate 325 Rep 4,401 Posts Drives: '13 135i Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: - iTrader: (0)	Problem is I understood the dialog but none of the surrounding text. ; -) Perambulate indeed!!! Oh, and the Hissos are good - not a bad whip if you can spare the coin. ; -)
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08-21-2008, 12:38 PM	#4
atr_hugo No longer moderate 325 Rep 4,401 Posts Drives: '13 135i Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: - iTrader: (0)	Which part? - I'm only good for half of it. ; -)
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08-21-2008, 02:14 PM	#7
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08-21-2008, 02:49 PM	#8
atr_hugo No longer moderate 325 Rep 4,401 Posts Drives: '13 135i Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: - iTrader: (0)	Hispano-Suiza: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hispano-Suiza Marc Birkigt: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Car_Eng...of_the_Century There's some good stuff in there - Hissos were really top level pre-war autos. And Birkigt was a hell of an engineer (but that's another joke altogether - go Georgia Tech!! ; -)
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08-21-2008, 05:03 PM	#10
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08-21-2008, 06:44 PM	#15
larryn Lieutenant General 2146 Rep 10,176 Posts Drives: '97 332ti, '21 X5 45e, '16 GT4 Join Date: May 2005 Location: Seattle iTrader: (2)	Follow the originating link I posted.. just continuing the theme. Funny stuff.
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08-22-2008, 02:44 AM	#16
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