Going to miami beach help

[BMWinNorthdakota]

Im on Marco Island now. Never seen more old fucks in my life.


We rented a home for the week.. I kid you not, two ambulances carting off 90+ y/o's in the first day.

[Cdnrockies]

Originally Posted by chungdae

Get ready for the most stuck up people, the shadiest people, the grimiest people, and the scum of all earth. Welcome!

Originally Posted by kyleb350

+1

Originally Posted by knext21

Lol Truth

Really?

I didn't see any of that?

I was there during the boat show, but there was more cash and hotness on South Beach than anywhere I've ever seen in my life. It was ridiculous past the point of epicness.

[F80_M3llow]

damm guys your making it sound like im gona stay there forever im just going for 5 days of my life so i can see a palm tree for the first time in my life im 21 by the way and people dont scare me no matter how stuck up you are i deal with so much fuck heads at work you wont belive

[BMWinNorthdakota]

Originally Posted by BMWE90FANATIC

damm guys your making it sound like im gona stay there forever im just going for 5 days of my life so i can see a palm tree for the first time in my life im 21 by the way and people dont scare me no matter how stuck up you are i deal with so much fuck heads at work you wont belive

never seen palm trees bro?!?!

DAMN!!!!

[jibaholic101]

Originally Posted by TiAg335i

Miami is nasty during the summer...too hot and humid...

I love it...I'm a heat lover though, just dress appropriately. Wear all linen you should be good. SoFLo is a fvckin blast!

[aretardedorange]

Originally Posted by BMWE90FANATIC

damm guys your making it sound like im gona stay there forever im just going for 5 days of my life so i can see a palm tree for the first time in my life im 21 by the way and people dont scare me no matter how stuck up you are i deal with so much fuck heads at work you wont belive

Lol trust me you will see what we mean. Miami has very unique people....their is NO middle class LOL.

Does the bump and smash/grab "scheme" still run? I had a friend last year who was almost killed. He drove a G37 and was leaving miami gardens one night when a SUV "bumped" him from behind....when he got out to check the damage the people in the SUV jumped out and held him at gunpoint. One of the guys got into his car and drove off while the rest forced him to lay down on the road (the plan was to run him over with their SUV) thankfully another car was approaching the light so they just ran off.

The cops told my friend this is a very common "practice" in certain areas of miami. They usually chop the car up. Opa Locka has so many of these "garages"...one can imagine what goes on. OP you can surely find some E90 parts in these locations .

Sorry to get off topic. Have fun in miami OP! Never seen a palm tree in 21 years? Never been to disney?

[JayKay335i]

OP. You need to climb the palm tree and get a coconut. Its a right of passage!

[F80_M3llow]

Originally Posted by JayKay335i

OP. You need to climb the palm tree and get a coconut. Its a right of passage!

dam right I will