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      10-27-2009, 05:39 PM   #67
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My current boyfriend and I met while driving.
those $5 blow job stickers worked eh?
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      10-27-2009, 05:49 PM   #68
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-Motorcycle forum (PNW Riders), dated a few chicks from there - both in Seattle and in Portland. Chick riders are haaaaawt!
-Dance club, girl kept circling me all night till her friend gave me the evil eye for not dancing w her, then did. Meet a number of dates/flings this way too.
-Clients of mine, usually random girls I meet and give my card to. They call me 'for a quote' and have me call them back on their cell, and goes from there.
-Friends of friends, always an excellent option. Your chick friends can talk you up.
-Events I throw, you look like a G for hosting. Women have a thing for men w power.
-Random girls talking to me, standing in line at the checkout or walking down the street, etc. If you have your confidence on the women flock to you. I dig those girls cause they have confidence which = sexy.

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-met one at a rave. didnt know her, i was rollin balls, she took care of me and went on from there
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      10-27-2009, 05:54 PM   #69
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those $5 blow job stickers worked eh?
lol no We were at a redlight. Followed each other into a parking lot. Got out of our cars, started talking about our E90's. He took me out that same night been together ever since. That was this past summer.
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      10-27-2009, 05:55 PM   #70
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you guys shouldn't share some of these stories with your grandkids... lol!!!

-"see, when I was a young buck, I bagged all these hoes from myspace and one of them was your grandma", "she had this video clip of her stripping and chatting on the bimmer forum, that's when I said, I gotz to have her!!"
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      10-27-2009, 05:59 PM   #71
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best girlfriend ever
pays for her own shit
lets me borrow her videogames
totally hot
loves trance and good music
dont have to ask to get some
im not whipped like my other friends. rather htan seeing hannah montana shell beg me to take her to paranormal activity. yesss
0 arguments ever
social personality of a guy... i can be in the middle of hooking up and say "one sec" then let out the fattest burp ever and shell laugh
Sounds like a keeper
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      10-27-2009, 06:08 PM   #72
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met my girlfriend in spanish last year was only in the class for a fwe weeks. didn't start hanging out till mid summer after i randomly ran into her at this random beach then her job at the harbor , asked her out in the beginning of september. so far so good (:

best girlfriend ever
pays for her own shit
lets me borrow her videogames
totally hot
loves trance and good music
dont have to ask to get some
im not whipped like my other friends. rather htan seeing hannah montana shell beg me to take her to paranormal activity. yesss
0 arguments ever
social personality of a guy... i can be in the middle of hooking up and say "one sec" then let out the fattest burp ever and shell laugh
wow she sounds like a winnar! does she have a sister?
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      10-27-2009, 06:44 PM   #73
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Our moms worked in the high school store together...9 years ago.
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      10-27-2009, 07:09 PM   #74
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Met in high school, very boring story, stuck until now
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      10-27-2009, 07:33 PM   #75
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met my girlfriend in spanish last year was only in the class for a fwe weeks. didn't start hanging out till mid summer after i randomly ran into her at this random beach then her job at the harbor , asked her out in the beginning of september. so far so good (:

best girlfriend ever
pays for her own shit
lets me borrow her videogames
totally hot
loves trance and good music
dont have to ask to get some
im not whipped like my other friends. rather htan seeing hannah montana shell beg me to take her to paranormal activity. yesss
0 arguments ever
social personality of a guy... i can be in the middle of hooking up and say "one sec" then let out the fattest burp ever and shell laugh


you know you wanna hook it up lol , come on we are the same age, GF , BFF doesn't matter as long as it meets most of the list
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      10-27-2009, 09:10 PM   #76
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Met in high school, very boring story, stuck until now
same
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      10-27-2009, 09:47 PM   #77
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I was throwing up outside of a club in LA, she was throwing up next to me, we shared a tissue...
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      10-27-2009, 10:00 PM   #78
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I was at Michigan State as a graduate student. She was an undergrad. We were married 4 years later.
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      10-27-2009, 10:35 PM   #79
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If you have a career, work is a bad spot... If it goes bad, you have to see her every damn day and she could pull a bitch move and get HR involved in some crap. And if it is good and does work out, you still have to see her every day, and I dunno about you I need my space.

I actually met a girl, don't laugh, in World of Warcraft. She was a cutie for a WOW player.. But it got weird..
pics or it didn't happen.
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      10-27-2009, 10:36 PM   #80
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same hamburger for 4 years.. props to u my friend
dont you mean taco?
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      10-27-2009, 10:36 PM   #81
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pics or it didn't happen.
this
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      10-27-2009, 10:40 PM   #82
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- walking to class in high school
- at an informal get together in which she asked me if I ever Frenched kissed and I turned red and got embarassed - I was 16 or 17.
- HL Library at UCSD
- playing a dating game at a party where I only knew one other person
- at work working on a project together (funny, she asked about my blood type right after I met her so I thought it was a bit odd)
- a female friend asked if I wanted to meet another girl who was new to the area
- a friend of my ex-GF (she never knew)

All lasted at least 4 or 5 years....
i presume the girl asking bloodtype was asian? maybe japanese?
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      10-27-2009, 10:47 PM   #83
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I was throwing up outside of a club in LA, she was throwing up next to me, we shared a tissue...
lol what club?
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      10-28-2009, 12:29 AM   #84
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I got my first gf by fucking her on a boat. Big mistake. We were drunk. Fucking first is not the way to go. She had issues.

Just met my new gf at an awesome party my friend hosted like two weeks ago. She was dressed up as barbie. We locked eyes and talked for the rest of the party. Turns out she's been good friends with everyone I know, yet I've never met her. Everyone says she's a blueballer, but a good girl. Apparently she's still a virgin (we're 20). Fuck that, she won't be one for long. But seriously, she's awesome. First girl I've met that hasn't had me thinking about pussy all the time.
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      10-28-2009, 12:32 AM   #85
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social personality of a guy... i can be in the middle of hooking up and say "one sec" then let out the fattest burp ever and shell laugh
That's fucking awesome. That would never fly with my current gf.
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      10-28-2009, 01:39 AM   #86
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      10-28-2009, 02:55 AM   #87
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at school (college) girls usually come up to me, but they usually ask if i have an extra cigarette. -________-

but its cool, i actually made a couple cute friends that way. initiate small talk and got a couple numbers as well.
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      10-28-2009, 04:22 AM   #88
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Met my gf at her job. I guess she liked me, because she had a friend of hers invite me to a party with her coworkers. We ended up hanging out after that, and things just naturally progressed.
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