Dear Facebook...

NYCGP · 12-02-2011, 01:37 PM

Dear Facebook,

I really appreciate your attempts to find new friends to suggest I reconnect with. However, I do not appreciate when you recommend beautiful buxom blondes and brunettes dressed in bathing suits or their slutty Halloween costumes. Why you ask?

Because after I am done perusing their public photos, I am forced to read that they are currently attending high school. Now, I am no pedobear. But damn you facebook! They don't make high school girls like they used to. I can't tell the difference between these sluts and the ones I see every weekend at the club.

In closing, it would really help us men over the age of 25 stay out of jail if you would stop recommending minors showing off their camel toes.

The Ghost of Tom Joad · 12-02-2011, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by NYCGP

I can't tell the difference between these sluts and the ones I see every weekend at the club.

that's because they probably are the ones you see in the club on the weekend

lopealle · 12-02-2011, 01:41 PM

Lol

silvergray545 · 12-02-2011, 01:46 PM

Sex is getting easier and easier *sigh*

eaglesfan83 · 12-02-2011, 01:53 PM

Amen to that!!!

Comet · 12-02-2011, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by NYCGP

Dear Facebook,

I really appreciate your attempts to find new friends to suggest I reconnect with. However, I do not appreciate when you recommend beautiful buxom blondes and brunettes dressed in bathing suits or their slutty Halloween costumes. Why you ask?

Because after I am done perusing their public photos, I am forced to read that they are currently attending high school. Now, I am no pedobear. But damn you facebook! They don't make high school girls like they used to. I can't tell the difference between these sluts and the ones I see every weekend at the club.

In closing, it would really help us men over the age of 25 stay out of jail if you would stop recommending minors showing off their camel toes.

post public pictures here

Grail05 · 12-02-2011, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by The Ghost of Tom Joad

that's because they probably are the ones you see in the club on the weekend

Tondtar · 12-02-2011, 02:29 PM

I am sure they are working on incorporating a, "People You May Wanna F**k But You Really Shouldn't" friends suggestion option..... Coming soon.

Sara · 12-02-2011, 02:33 PM

lol

kyleb350 · 12-02-2011, 02:36 PM

They can also include "People you may know... but are trying to avoid"

Uber V8 · 12-02-2011, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by NYCGP

Dear Facebook...

In closing, it would really help us men over the age of 25 stay out of jail if you would stop recommending minors showing off their camel toes.

Man to man, at your current age would you fcku a 18 year old girl?

MShao825 · 12-02-2011, 03:40 PM

!JGunz_325 · 12-02-2011, 03:43 PM

"Man to man, at your current age would you fcku a 18 year old girl?"

If she's not fat and hideous, probably yes hahaha

NYCGP · 12-02-2011, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by FwdFtl

Man to man, at your current age would you fcku a 18 year old girl?

Yes... Yes, I would.

KwlAznKid · 12-02-2011, 03:49 PM

^ how old are you just curious 18 seems a bit young for me and i'm 23. but it could be because my sister is 18 i guess... eek.

NYCGP · 12-02-2011, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by KwlAznKid

^ how old are you just curious 18 seems a bit young for me and i'm 23. but it could be because my sister is 18 i guess... eek.

Haha.. I am not talking about dating one.. The question was very specific.. You're gonna tell me if one of your sisters hot friends cornered you and begged for it you wouldn't give in?

I am older than you, not much. But enough for it to be frowned upon.

Uber V8 · 12-02-2011, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by NYCGP

Haha.. I am not talking about dating one.. The question was very specific.. You're gonna tell me if one of your sisters hot friends cornered you and begged for it you wouldn't give in?

I am older than you, not much. But enough for it to be frowned upon.

Haha.

I wonder how old is too old? Is it when we hit 40, 50...?

NYCGP · 12-02-2011, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by FwdFtl

Haha.

I wonder how old is too old? Is it when we hit 40, 50...?

Wait... Did escort services start putting age limits on customers?

Uber V8 · 12-02-2011, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by NYCGP

Wait... Did escort services start putting age limits on customers?

If the guy looks anything like your avatar they might

EDIT: Re-read post, meant to say ugly limits.

eaglesfan83 · 12-02-2011, 04:07 PM

18 is legal for a reason hahahah. Im 28 and was with a 18 year old last year. Hard to say no when I know its not against the law and she is hot.

Uber V8 · 12-02-2011, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by eaglesfan83

18 is legal for a reason hahahah. Im 28 and was with a 18 year old last year. Hard to say no when I know its not against the law and she is hot.

I'd agree, but my friend always reminds me with comments like "that means when you were a freshman in H.S. she was in 2nd or 3rd grade!

fokus45 · 12-02-2011, 04:12 PM

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18 is legal for a reason hahahah. Im 28 and was with a 18 year old last year. Hard to say no when I know its not against the law and she is hot.

Yeah but it is illegal to give them the booze that they would need for me to close the deal.

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