BMW's 1946 Sercret Revealed, Neat things about your BMW.

watrob · 11-02-2008, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by endofanera7

-_-" I stayed home today just for this?

It just goes to show you that you should'nt believe everything you read, especially your car service report.

Irb Digital · 11-02-2008, 11:23 PM

fail.............worst story evar

Sticky · 11-02-2008, 11:26 PM

I wish I could slap you with that wing on the back of your car.

Bimmer Nerd · 11-02-2008, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by sg///M3

+2 DEFINATELY , i can't believe i read all that.

spyderco10 · 11-03-2008, 12:02 AM

I want that 10 minutes of my life back

Davo2003 · 11-03-2008, 12:21 AM

Agreed , EPIC FAIL.

This bullshit reminds me of that "ghost story" where the ghost goes around killing people but before killing them they hear a ghoulish "it flooooaaats" , "it flooooaaaaats" , then whack the ghost kills them. Finally a guy says "before you kill me, WHAT FLOATS????" And the ghost says....

"IVORY SOAP!" Whackkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
That long piece of shit story was lame. OT Sorry guys...

watrob · 11-03-2008, 12:21 AM

Hey, but you all read it.

The first part got you going

The second part sucked you in

The third part f***ed you over

Don't you just love it.

Archon · 11-03-2008, 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by watrob

Hey, but you all read it.

The first part got you going

The second part sucked you in

The third part f***ed you over

Don't you just love it.

British people have such a dry sense of humor.

Xelloss · 11-03-2008, 01:34 AM

I wasted my time reading this ever so anxious for the conclusion. I want my time back. To the OP, I hope you get a service light requiring you to replace your air filter soon.

Sticky · 11-03-2008, 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by watrob

Hey, but you all read it.

The first part got you going

The second part sucked you in

The third part f***ed you over

Don't you just love it.

I didn't read it, I just decided to join the mob.

positiveions · 11-03-2008, 08:36 AM

you mean you woke my ass up to read this shit.

ihyln · 11-03-2008, 08:45 AM

Do you know why 30% of women in the U.S. are victims of domestic abuse?

Because 30% of them don't know when to STFU. Just like the OP.

Ali.K_BMW · 11-03-2008, 09:46 AM

son of a !!!

Ken37.73 · 11-03-2008, 09:53 AM

Pathetic.

Krueger///M3 · 11-03-2008, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sticky

I wish I could slap you with that wing on the back of your car.

STI · 11-03-2008, 10:14 AM

+100000 on the epic fail part

UltimateBMW · 11-03-2008, 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by watrob

Hey, but you all read it.

The first part got you going

The second part sucked you in

The third part f***ed you over

Don't you just love it.

I called this shit in the first thread.

Quote:

Originally Posted by UltimateBMW

Btw, I really hope he has something of substance and real to say. And he doesn't turn it into a joke by throwing in one of these...

"So after I signed the paperwork and the 2 gentlemen were finished questioning me I went and sat in my car. I just leaned back resting my head against the headrest and reflected on what had just happened. Then I noticed that there was a deliberate rip in the headliner of my car! Do you think this will be covered under warranty?"

... or something to that extent.

http://www.m3post.com/forums/showpos...5&postcount=26

Not compelling at all, and the only reason I was polite and held back any ridicule was out of respect for your possibly dead father. Now that you've revealed your a liar, a horrible writer, and a worse story teller (half of the shit you wrote had no significance at all to the story) I feel no remorse in asking you to kindly...

UltimateBMW · 11-03-2008, 11:24 AM

And with that said, I'll stop feeding the troll.

eeeboy · 11-03-2008, 11:39 AM

there was a little entertaining value there....

Deda · 11-03-2008, 04:39 PM

strange story.

Race_Doc11 · 11-03-2008, 05:02 PM

I'M SORRY BUT THIS SOUNDS LIKE A JAMES BOND MOVIE...SURE THE SECRET SAYS:
“Your Vehicle IS A BMW"....

King Tut · 11-03-2008, 06:04 PM

I heard he decided to ship his car to America for a new custom wing after his last one was smashed over his head. Here is the boat he loaded it on:

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Davo2003 Captain 52 Rep 652 Posts Drives: 2008 M3 Coupe Jerez and loaded Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Texas iTrader: (0)	Agreed , EPIC FAIL. This bullshit reminds me of that "ghost story" where the ghost goes around killing people but before killing them they hear a ghoulish "it flooooaaats" , "it flooooaaaaats" , then whack the ghost kills them. Finally a guy says "before you kill me, WHAT FLOATS????" And the ghost says.... "IVORY SOAP!" Whackkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk That long piece of shit story was lame. OT Sorry guys... __________________ Crying is for babies, little girls, men who have just had their ears ripped off, and men who have toasted MDCT's due to service errors.
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11-03-2008, 10:14 AM	#38
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