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      09-26-2007, 01:15 AM   #1
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So my teacher hates BMW drivers...

So my teacher walks into class 5 min late and is all pissed off. She yells out to the entire class. "I hate BMW Drivers. They're the worst drivers! They think they own the road!"

OMG I was sitting in the back row and I busted out laughing so hard I almost fell off my chair. Something about the way she said it. But then I quickly regretted it cause I was the only person in the class laughing and she stared at me for like 3 sec. But she doesn't know I have an E90 and I think its best it stays that way so I pass the class.

pointless story but it was funny.
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      09-26-2007, 01:23 AM   #2
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ehh whatevs... she was just trippin. happens to everybody
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Should have corrected her. Women are the worst drivers.
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Should have corrected her. Women are the worst drivers.

LOL werd...


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LOL werd...


i rather drive drunk than let my gf drive home...
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Should have corrected her. Women are the worst drivers.
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      09-26-2007, 10:39 AM   #8
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So my teacher walks into class 5 min late and is all pissed off. She yells out to the entire class. "I hate BMW Drivers. They're the worst drivers! They think they own the road!"

OMG I was sitting in the back row and I busted out laughing so hard I almost fell off my chair. Something about the way she said it. But then I quickly regretted it cause I was the only person in the class laughing and she stared at me for like 3 sec. But she doesn't know I have an E90 and I think its best it stays that way so I pass the class.

pointless story but it was funny.
You should've been like: I hate (whatever car she drives) drivers. Some old hag in one this morning was going 10 under the speed limit and I passed her and gave her the thumbs down.
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So my teacher walks into class 5 min late and is all pissed off. She yells out to the entire class. "I hate BMW Drivers. They're the worst drivers! They think they own the road!"

OMG I was sitting in the back row and I busted out laughing so hard I almost fell off my chair. Something about the way she said it. But then I quickly regretted it cause I was the only person in the class laughing and she stared at me for like 3 sec. But she doesn't know I have an E90 and I think its best it stays that way so I pass the class.

pointless story but it was funny.
She's pissed cause she can't afford one
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      09-26-2007, 01:29 PM   #11
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she drive a van by any chance?
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You should've been like: I hate (whatever car she drives) drivers. Some old hag in one this morning was going 10 under the speed limit and I passed her and gave her the thumbs down.
ahahahahahahh!
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your teacher is a hooker by trade.
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