Funny but serious question for 328 owners...

Danforz · 12-03-2006, 04:54 PM

Hey guys... kinda funny question but its becomming a problem for me and my girl... we can't figure out a way to "fit" in the car while :rocks: lol. Tried moving the front seat down, ehh. The back has that center console so it hurts my knee, so ehh.

lol any ideas?

darkcloud · 12-03-2006, 05:11 PM

how bout moving it to a countertop? or if you're still at home with the rents, go rent a room haha

krafty04 · 12-03-2006, 05:12 PM

Over the hood.

You should see the kids over here in Portugal. Very traditional country, but the teenagers are horny as hell. Leaving a restaurant last night around 9pm, in the parking lot about 4 cars down from the front door was a young couple in the DRIVERS seat. He had her shirt off and was working on her pants, when I walked up beside the car, I started telling my group, come here and see this.. she pulled her jacket up and covered her boobs.

Ready for the good part? The cars over here are TINY.. ever hear of a Fiat Punto? You could fit two of them in a standard garage.

Keep trying, imagine your best bet is still to lay the front seat all the way back, have her lay down on the seat, oh, put a pillow under her. If your tall, you get the seat.

NaViT · 12-03-2006, 05:19 PM

u gotta do it in the back and move the both front seats allll the way front and ull have fair amount of space

Brunotheboxer · 12-03-2006, 05:20 PM

Folding rear seats.

ages944 · 12-03-2006, 05:34 PM

Fiat Punto? That's almost as bad as ppl making whoopie in a Fiat 126! Makes an E90 almost SUV like by comparison, lol

Here are a couple of pics of the Punto:

Ninjaneer · 12-03-2006, 05:40 PM

No comment.

GregL · 12-03-2006, 05:50 PM

Doesn't look quite as small as the Smart Fortwo I had 2 weeks ago though.

flush01 · 12-03-2006, 06:04 PM

it was a bitch to when i tryed... since then i got my own house, but that nice girl is gone, cant f@cking win here

Ryan@Motorwerks · 12-03-2006, 06:49 PM

+1 for folding rear seats

Carnage · 12-03-2006, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darkcloud

how bout moving it to a countertop? or if you're still at home with the rents, go rent a room haha

+1 on the get a room. BMW's are for driving. If you wanted a good vehicle to bust a move in then you should have bought a Suburban.

SP330 · 12-03-2006, 07:32 PM

Lol wow. Why were only 328 owners called in on this? The 335 and 328 share the same dimensions.

If you want to do it in a BMW at least get an E6/91 or 70 for God's sakes lol.

SteveMD · 12-03-2006, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by matsarge

+1 on the get a room. BMW's are for driving. If you wanted a good vehicle to bust a move in then you should have bought a Suburban.

I have a Suburban

Married 15 years and still use it now and again

Ninjaneer · 12-03-2006, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by SP330

Lol wow. Why were only 328 owners called in on this? The 335 and 328 share the same dimensions.

Turbos make all the difference

Nicholas · 12-03-2006, 08:20 PM

do you want to risk getting stains on that nice new dakota leather???!!!

canucklion · 12-03-2006, 08:29 PM

protein softens the leather

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Originally Posted by Nicholas

do you want to risk getting stains on that nice new dakota leather???!!!

SE3P_to_E90 · 12-03-2006, 08:34 PM

lose weight. no fat chicks

Nicholas · 12-03-2006, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by SE3P_to_E90

lose weight. no fat chicks

its a coupe...it comes standard with sport suspension

SE3P_to_E90 · 12-03-2006, 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Nicholas

its a coupe...it comes standard with sport suspension

ugh... what? did i miss something?

cm3rc · 12-04-2006, 12:41 AM

mmmmhmmmmm....

06E90Rostik · 12-04-2006, 01:25 AM

Similar thread was like a year ago, I laughed my butt off.

Some suggestions were put her head in the trunk so you have more space..

Nicholas · 12-04-2006, 03:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SE3P_to_E90

ugh... what? did i miss something?

lol i guess my comment was pretty lame... i meant suspension..supports the weight... the comment u made about fat chicks.. no?

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krafty04 First Lieutenant 5 Rep 313 Posts Drives: 04 Jeep Gr. Cherokee Overland Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Azores, Portugal iTrader: (0)	Over the hood. You should see the kids over here in Portugal. Very traditional country, but the teenagers are horny as hell. Leaving a restaurant last night around 9pm, in the parking lot about 4 cars down from the front door was a young couple in the DRIVERS seat. He had her shirt off and was working on her pants, when I walked up beside the car, I started telling my group, come here and see this.. she pulled her jacket up and covered her boobs. Ready for the good part? The cars over here are TINY.. ever hear of a Fiat Punto? You could fit two of them in a standard garage. Keep trying, imagine your best bet is still to lay the front seat all the way back, have her lay down on the seat, oh, put a pillow under her. If your tall, you get the seat. __________________ 07/335i/Sedan/TiAg/black/alum/sport/CA/step/nav/assist/PDC 04 JGC Overland 04 HD Nightrain 04 325 (sold) 98 318ti (daughters ride now)
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ages944 Captain 99 Rep 990 Posts Drives: E90 325i Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Chicago 'burbs iTrader: (0)	Fiat Punto? That's almost as bad as ppl making whoopie in a Fiat 126! Makes an E90 almost SUV like by comparison, lol Here are a couple of pics of the Punto: Attached Images __________________ BMW : Sine qua non Mods: Blacklines \| Rear Seat Power Outlets \| Rear Fog Lights \| Ashtray Garage Door Opener
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flush01 Major 46 Rep 1,419 Posts Drives: 33m@%#ing5 Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: toronto iTrader: (0)	it was a bitch to when i tryed... since then i got my own house, but that nice girl is gone, cant f@cking win here
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Ryan@Motorwerks Captain 48 Rep 963 Posts Drives: X3M Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Houston, TX iTrader: (0)	+1 for folding rear seats
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SP330 Lieutenant 18 Rep 569 Posts Drives: 19 M5 Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: PA iTrader: (0)	Lol wow. Why were only 328 owners called in on this? The 335 and 328 share the same dimensions. If you want to do it in a BMW at least get an E6/91 or 70 for God's sakes lol.
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