best ownage/pranking thread

mpimping · 01-14-2009, 10:38 PM

http://www.break.com/index/jewish-gi...r-parents.html

Seminole · 01-15-2009, 10:10 AM

As someone who has a Jewish dad and a Catholic mother I find this hilarious!

Meh, I never got the whole date your own religion thing anyways. As a half Jew I think I'm committing the ultimate sin by dating a German!

TiAg335i · 01-15-2009, 10:15 AM

Hahahahaha...I heard this driving on the way to school one morning...fucking hilarious.

darkcloud · 01-15-2009, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Seminole

As someone who has a Jewish dad and a Catholic mother I find this hilarious!

Meh, I never got the whole date your own religion thing anyways. As a half Jew I think I'm committing the ultimate sin by dating a German!

I knew/kinda dated a jewish girl. She had to hide from her parents when she wasn't dating a jewish guy. I'm not jewish either. I'm half german/irish plus I drive a nazi sled(BMW)

, I bet they would have loved me if I ever met them

mPlasticDesign · 01-15-2009, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Seminole

As someone who has a Jewish dad and a Catholic mother I find this hilarious!

Meh, I never got the whole date your own religion thing anyways. As a half Jew I think I'm committing the ultimate sin by dating a German!

....and to top it off, you are driving a GERMAN car!!!

darkcloud · 01-15-2009, 10:27 AM

Hey baby, come here and gimme a kiss... mwwwaaa

YOU MOTHERFUCKA!

Seminole · 01-15-2009, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by ///Metak

....and to top it off, you are driving a GERMAN car!!!

That used slave labor during WW2 no less!

Oh well, you only live once.

BoostedCosta · 01-15-2009, 10:56 AM

hahah z100 phone taps are great love to hear it in the morning

SDTopless · 01-15-2009, 01:10 PM

hahah cant believe the father took it that well at the end

rpcannibus · 01-15-2009, 02:27 PM

hahahah italians are not kosher!!!!! hahahah

Scorpion · 01-15-2009, 02:34 PM

Damn the mom was spazzing haha.

jhv · 01-15-2009, 08:00 PM

amidoinitrite?

jhv · 01-15-2009, 08:02 PM

heres another one

Carmine85 · 01-15-2009, 08:10 PM

lol I remember hearing this a few months ago. I usually try to listen to these in the morning. These are always funny

jhv · 01-15-2009, 08:15 PM

.:bHd:. · 01-15-2009, 08:19 PM

haha so funny how they have an italian accent

Kensta335 · 01-15-2009, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by .:bHd:.

haha so funny how they have an italian accent

I thought the same thing too.

It was pretty cool he was a good sport at the end.

mpimping · 01-15-2009, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Kensta335

I thought the same thing too.

It was pretty cool he was a good sport at the end.

it's a ny accent lol

Terrance28 · 01-15-2009, 08:41 PM

The butter on the floor roommate prank is a classic.

radix · 01-15-2009, 09:01 PM

Every time I see this thread I cry a little tear for the thread that could have been.

jhv · 01-15-2009, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by anmcguire

Every time I see this thread I cry a little tear for the thread that could have been.

lolwut

radix · 01-15-2009, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by jh valley

lolwut

Don't get me wrong, this is a fine thread. I just need super powers, that's all.

01-14-2009, 10:38 PM	#1
mpimping Banned 821 Rep 336 Posts Drives: gti Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: ny,ny iTrader: (0)	best ownage/pranking thread http://www.break.com/index/jewish-gi...r-parents.html
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01-15-2009, 10:10 AM	#2
Seminole Colonel 448 Rep 2,032 Posts Drives: Red Flyer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: 38.8977° N, 77.0366° W iTrader: (2) Garage List 2008 E90 328i [7.00]	As someone who has a Jewish dad and a Catholic mother I find this hilarious! Meh, I never got the whole date your own religion thing anyways. As a half Jew I think I'm committing the ultimate sin by dating a German! __________________
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01-15-2009, 10:15 AM	#3
TiAg335i Trance Life 315 Rep 4,706 Posts Drives: 2007 E92 335i Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Long Island, NY iTrader: (4)	Hahahahaha...I heard this driving on the way to school one morning...fucking hilarious.
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Carmine85 Banned 113 Rep 8,044 Posts Drives: e92 Join Date: May 2007 Location: Westchester, NY iTrader: (3)	lol I remember hearing this a few months ago. I usually try to listen to these in the morning. These are always funny __________________ YEAH?
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Terrance28 Brigadier General 109 Rep 3,334 Posts Drives: Crimson Red E92 Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Killeen, TX iTrader: (17)	The butter on the floor roommate prank is a classic. __________________ Mods list got too long, lets just say more than enough.
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01-15-2009, 09:01 PM	#20
radix you know he kills little girls like you 388 Rep 892 Posts Drives: - Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: - iTrader: (0)	Every time I see this thread I cry a little tear for the thread that could have been.
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