Sniff Patrol is back! M3 story

f30er · 07-15-2007, 06:23 PM

Hey guys, the sniff patrol site is working again! for those of u who don't know about this site, it's sort of like the Daily show on Comedy Central but about cars...

Heres their story on the new M3!

http://www.sniffpetrol.com/2007/07/1...-into-trouble/

endy · 07-15-2007, 06:52 PM

is that how the British speak English?

i have no clue what the heck they're saying. it's like watching pulp fiction with all the dark humor in it.

oldaccount · 07-15-2007, 08:00 PM

i did not understand one word of that.

i think i was supposed to lol, but i didnt.

nusevad · 07-15-2007, 08:14 PM

seriously, i had no idea where he was going with that. Any Brits want to help us out here?

ybbiz34 · 07-15-2007, 08:16 PM

They are saying, or trying to say, that the cars are pregnant because the journalists fuc*ed them because they liked them so much.

nusevad · 07-15-2007, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by ybbiz34

They are saying, or trying to say, that the cars are pregnant because the journalists fuc*ed them because they liked them so much.

well why didn't they just say so? lol.

tjnptel1 · 07-15-2007, 08:37 PM

i had re-read the article three times before i caught the part about the journalists being high and smoking a cigarette after test driving the car.

f30er · 07-15-2007, 10:29 PM

haha, sorry guys, shoulda explained it a bit better...but yea, what FifthStreetZ said...

islandbimmer · 07-15-2007, 11:18 PM

Boy what a bunch of wankers you yanks are, you need to get out more.

stefman · 07-15-2007, 11:37 PM

O.k., I'm gonna go read it again now.......

NikAmi · 07-16-2007, 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by islandbimmer

Boy what a bunch of wankers you yanks are, you need to get out more.

Wow...the Canadian guy called us "yanks" and used the term "wankers"...

Eh

voerman · 07-16-2007, 06:43 AM

I recommend watching the BBC channel, or some of the British programs on PBS (Mystery and Master Piece Theater) to broaden your view of the English language. BBC actually recommends turning on the closed captioning for one of its shows so us USA guys can follow the language.

Lou

MI6 · 07-16-2007, 07:03 PM

Hey don't put all of us Yanks under the ignorant category- I understood it just fine.............

For queen and country!

Cheers from a member who comes from a long line of Tories!...

lucid · 07-16-2007, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Cant Win !!!

i grew up in queens ny ...and had no trouble understanding that. its wasnt shakespere. theres only like to english slang words hack and wank.......

if i didn't have british friends, i wouldn't know what a wanker is either. funny how they like to call each other that, isn't it?

monsta · 07-16-2007, 09:26 PM

i understood it just fine....

bullitt5897 · 07-16-2007, 10:49 PM

Lol I am from Georgia and I laughed my ass off! I understood every word. It doesnt help that I grew up on monty python and other british shows. HEHE my fav line is "Observers on the overseas launch of the car described by another British hack as ‘Oh God, that’s so good, yes, yes, YES!’ say members of the UK media did appear to be ‘quite sleepy’ after their drive in the test cars and that at least one of them was ‘looking slightly flushed and smoking a cigarette’."

Manz_UK · 07-17-2007, 02:42 AM

http://www.sniffpetrol.com/2007/07/0...oupe-revealed/

Leg · 07-17-2007, 04:37 AM

Hmm I read it as instead of wanking over the car (in excitement) as they normally would they 'f*cked' it (as in 'it is screwed') because it has had a bit of a slating.

Wanker = Jerkoff btw. (also see 'tosser', 'knob jockey', 'plum plucker', 'cock wrencher' and 'American' ... oops sorry just a joke ;-))

Epacy · 07-17-2007, 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Manz_UK

http://www.sniffpetrol.com/2007/07/0...oupe-revealed/

Hilarious.

13eastie · 07-17-2007, 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Leg

Hmm I read it as instead of wanking over the car (in excitement) as they normally would they 'f*cked' it (as in 'it is screwed') because it has had a bit of a slating.

Wanker = Jerkoff btw. (also see 'tosser', 'knob jockey', 'plum plucker', 'cock wrencher' and 'American' ... oops sorry just a joke ;-))

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endy Jeremy Lin's Cousin 9 Rep 794 Posts Drives: '14 ML350BTC, 08 E90 M3 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Redondo Beach iTrader: (0)	is that how the British speak English? i have no clue what the heck they're saying. it's like watching pulp fiction with all the dark humor in it. __________________
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oldaccount Colonel 162 Rep 2,456 Posts Drives: Car Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: USA iTrader: (2)	i did not understand one word of that. i think i was supposed to lol, but i didnt.
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ybbiz34 Brigadier General 670 Rep 4,959 Posts Drives: 2023 330i M Sport Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: USA iTrader: (1)	They are saying, or trying to say, that the cars are pregnant because the journalists fuc*ed them because they liked them so much.
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voerman Member 4 Rep 99 Posts Drives: '19 530e Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: NC iTrader: (0)	I recommend watching the BBC channel, or some of the British programs on PBS (Mystery and Master Piece Theater) to broaden your view of the English language. BBC actually recommends turning on the closed captioning for one of its shows so us USA guys can follow the language. Lou
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MI6 The World is Not Enough 166 Rep 1,088 Posts Drives: Aston DBS-R Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Skyfall iTrader: (0)	Hey don't put all of us Yanks under the ignorant category- I understood it just fine............. For queen and country! Cheers from a member who comes from a long line of Tories!...
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bullitt5897 Second Lieutenant 14 Rep 249 Posts Drives: is300 Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: atl iTrader: (0)	Lol I am from Georgia and I laughed my ass off! I understood every word. It doesnt help that I grew up on monty python and other british shows. HEHE my fav line is "Observers on the overseas launch of the car described by another British hack as ‘Oh God, that’s so good, yes, yes, YES!’ say members of the UK media did appear to be ‘quite sleepy’ after their drive in the test cars and that at least one of them was ‘looking slightly flushed and smoking a cigarette’."
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Leg Captain 94 Rep 844 Posts Drives: E92 M3 V8 Alpine White Join Date: May 2007 Location: York, England iTrader: (0)	Hmm I read it as instead of wanking over the car (in excitement) as they normally would they 'f*cked' it (as in 'it is screwed') because it has had a bit of a slating. Wanker = Jerkoff btw. (also see 'tosser', 'knob jockey', 'plum plucker', 'cock wrencher' and 'American' ... oops sorry just a joke ;-))
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