Courtney Stodden... (Rebecca Black 2.0 with big boobs and blonde hair)

Kiemyster · 06-25-2011, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by HuangYiChao

Just stash her away somewhere and wait two years.

kidnap her and take her to texas, i believe your safe there

sA x sKy · 06-25-2011, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by HuangYiChao

Just stash her away somewhere and wait two years.

I don't think it would matter. I'm not legal either for another 3 months anyway

Small Yellow · 06-25-2011, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by sA x sKy

I don't think it would matter. I'm not legal for another 3 months anyway

Well then! just smash it since the offense is not as strict I believe?

E90SoFlo · 06-25-2011, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Kiemyster

kidnap her and take her to texas, i believe your safe there

mexico hehee

Kiemyster · 06-25-2011, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by E90SoFlo

mexico hehee

lollll they will end up kidnapping the girl and you as well hahaha human trafficking is a bitch

sA x sKy · 06-25-2011, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by HuangYiChao

Well then! just smash it since the offense is not as strict I believe?

wouldn't matter..i would never be able to get a girl like that cause of my height. hell i've never even gotten with anyone from my school. you'd think the bimmer would help..but it doesn't

Boost Meister · 06-25-2011, 08:44 PM

This chick cant be 16...

Small Yellow · 06-26-2011, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by sA x sKy

wouldn't matter..i would never be able to get a girl like that cause of my height. hell i've never even gotten with anyone from my school. you'd think the bimmer would help..but it doesn't

How tall are you?

CollinsE90 · 06-26-2011, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by sA x sKy

wouldn't matter..i would never be able to get a girl like that cause of my height. hell i've never even gotten with anyone from my school. you'd think the bimmer would help..but it doesn't

Put the razor blade down man

Bakeme521 · 06-26-2011, 03:19 PM

how n hell is that girl 16?!?

Kiemyster · 06-26-2011, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by sA x sKy

wouldn't matter..i would never be able to get a girl like that cause of my height. hell i've never even gotten with anyone from my school. you'd think the bimmer would help..but it doesn't

LOL i know EXACTLY what happened to you ROFLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

go to the gym and stop wining.

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

Put the razor blade down man

Its beyond that

Small Yellow · 06-26-2011, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Kiemyster

LOL i know EXACTLY what happened to you ROFLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

go to the gym and stop wining.

Its beyond that

Yeup what he said. Just go to the gym, get ripped, then you're good to go.

sA x sKy · 06-26-2011, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by HuangYiChao

How tall are you?

5'1........fuck my gene pool.

sA x sKy · 06-26-2011, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Kiemyster

LOL i know EXACTLY what happened to you ROFLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

go to the gym and stop wining.

Its beyond that

I go to Sportime yo, I'm not fat. I'm not jacked. I'm slim. It might be cause of my race too..I'm Bengali aka brown aka what ignorant people call Indian.

sA x sKy · 06-26-2011, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

Put the razor blade down man

I'm not emo. I'm far from it lol.

Kiemyster · 06-26-2011, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by sA x sKy

I go to Sportime yo, I'm not fat. I'm not jacked. I'm slim. It might be cause of my race too..I'm Bengali aka brown aka what ignorant people call Indian.

yea, this is what i was loling about... I saw your flag and knew instantly you had a case of bambo foot. Im west indian so i know how it is bro lol. Get to a golds gym near you and get a trainer. You'll be swiming in pussy sooner than you thought

Watwood · 06-27-2011, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by NYCGP

Is that a late 80s Firebird or IROC convertible? Jeebus.

NYCGP · 06-27-2011, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Watwood

Is that a late 80s Firebird or IROC convertible? Jeebus.

she has big tits.

E90SoFlo · 06-27-2011, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by NYCGP

she has big tits.

lol +1 for the most obvious comment in these three pages.

Bobble · 06-27-2011, 02:41 PM

Poor boat!

Of course her parents approve, they're the ones who taught her how to suck a man's wallet dry instead of something else.

She sort of looks young with just a shit load of makeup and hair spray. Get pics fresh out of bed bet she looks like a worn out high schooler. Gonna be hideous when older tap that hard now boys. No way for me my kids are older than her, can't cross that bridge.

Kiemyster · 06-27-2011, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Bobble

She sort of looks young with just a shit load of makeup and hair spray. Get pics fresh out of bed bet she looks like a worn out high schooler. Gonna be hideous when older tap that hard now boys. No way for me my kids are older than her, can't cross that bridge.

You've probably crossed it and didnt even know. Them bitches always be lying about their age lolololololoollll

Bobble · 06-28-2011, 11:48 AM

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You've probably crossed it and didnt even know. Them bitches always be lying about their age lolololololoollll

Nope that one thing I've done right in my life although my 19YO son has brought home some cuties that I did see in the spa in the backyard. Gave him imaginery high five from upstairs.

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Bobble Major 56 Rep 1,232 Posts Drives: Whatever POS the wife leaves Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: SoCal iTrader: (1)	Poor boat! Of course her parents approve, they're the ones who taught her how to suck a man's wallet dry instead of something else. She sort of looks young with just a shit load of makeup and hair spray. Get pics fresh out of bed bet she looks like a worn out high schooler. Gonna be hideous when older tap that hard now boys. No way for me my kids are older than her, can't cross that bridge.
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