Douchiest Moments

[jrlee53]

Originally Posted by eisenb11

that one's easy. Just tell him you were going to buy a Ferrari 599, but it uses so much gas so you decided to buy a M3 instead.

I felt bad for him already at that point. The passenger seat looked so unused and I could tell he SOO wanted a BMW, but just couldn't admit to himself that he could not afford one, bottom line. The other reason he told me why he didn't buy the bmw was because it uses premium gasoline, he said it in the same way a person who uses dial up asking you 'why the hell are you paying for broadband service? I'm smarter than you cause I just use my telephone line which I already pay for and I pay only one bill while you have to pay two seperate bills.' He was really smug about his car using regular gas. Just sad cause you can see he really does want to buy a BMW, but has to act like a complete douche to everyone and to himself so he can feel better about himself. Why else would anyone start such a weird conversation at a gas station?

[mkoesel]

Originally Posted by richpuer

would u like some bank and brokerage statements to go with it? how about the bill of sale for ALL FOUR 2011s purchased this year???

Nope.

Was just asking to see some pics of your rides, thanks. Was not asking for you to get all loud and cocky. But hey, whatever floats your boat, I guess.

That being said, I admit that I am curious what you do for a living. But I am sure you've mentioned it before so I'll just go look it up. As I am sure you are keenly aware - you definitely don't conduct yourself like someone who has worked their way into a position of wealth, though. Not that it matters, really, but the fact of the matter is that 99 out of 100 people who act, think, and behave like you don't own 6 cars. Simply statistics. So congratulations for beating the odds and acquiring some material wealth despite any apparent signs of higher intelligence. LOL, actually that sounded really douchey. But no, kudos to you for somehow making it.

Cheers.

[SoTempted]

hahahahahaaha thats hilarious! but then again I love any analogy that includes dial-up internet.

[ES_TRADER]

Originally Posted by Seattle S65B40

Rich, just FYI, i'm not among those personally attacking you. However, the issue here is not your speed, but the flow of traffic. You're creating a dangerous situation by making those that want to go faster (legally or not) go around you. The left lane is not yours. If you're not going the fastest, GTFO

/thread.

Originally Posted by Scoobe

I think they may be talking more about the "unwritten rule" of "flow of traffic". It's kind of like a school of fish where they all sort of match speed. If the predominant traffic in the left lane is doing 75 and you cut over doing 65 (or 68) you disrupt the flow of traffic. While it may seem reasonable to assume that 65 in the left lane is acceptable, in reality it's not (unless traffic is congested and forcing 65). I typically keep a decent distance from the car in front of me to help prevent rock chips. If, in the process of following a car thats doing 75, and the car in front of him doing the same, etc etc, and someone from the right lane doing 65 cuts over into my lane and doesn't actually pass a car, yes I get irritated. If your going to do that, match the flow of traffic (75 in this example) pass the intended car, then return to the right lane and resume 65 (or 68). Cruise control passers can be the most despised people on the road.

Originally Posted by OC3

It's not about what particular speed you're driving at. If there's somebody going faster than you, get the hell out of the left lane. It's as simple as that, buddy.

duly noted...from the more mature posters...when u put it that way, from a safety standpoint, how could i argue? /end

[lhsa]

well it looks like we have another d*bag. this guy was road raging during rush hour and a legitimate harm to me and others. it goes to CHP so what's the problem? give me a break. what are CHP good for? speeding tickets?

Originally Posted by Seattle S65B40

You called 911 over this? You, sir, are a douchebag. Save that shit for real emergencies.

[ES_TRADER]

Originally Posted by mkoesel

Nope.

Was just asking to see some pics of your rides, thanks. Was not asking for you to get all loud and cocky. But hey, whatever floats your boat, I guess.

That being said, I admit that I am curious what you do for a living. But I am sure you've mentioned it before so I'll just go look it up. As I am sure you are keenly aware - you definitely don't conduct yourself like someone who has worked their way into a position of wealth, though. Not that it matters, really, but the fact of the matter is that 99 out of 100 people who act, think, and behave like you don't own 6 cars. Simply statistics. So congratulations for beating the odds and acquiring some material wealth despite any apparent signs of higher intelligence. LOL, actually that sounded really douchey. But no, kudos to you for somehow making it.

Cheers.

hey, no worries...i just happened to have some downtime today

[mkoesel]

Originally Posted by Nine

^^^
Hey, get out of my photo account!

We'll see...

[mkoesel]

Originally Posted by richpuer

hey, no worries...i just happened to have some downtime today

Sweet.

Hey since we are already way off topic - how 'bout pics of the six car garage? I understand you want to keep your address private, but I'd love to see pics of that garage - must be awesome.

Are the pics of the AW 328i and M3 side-by-side in your garage too?

[Seattle S65B40]

Originally Posted by lhsa

well it looks like we have another d*bag. this guy was road raging during rush hour and a legitimate harm to me and others. it goes to CHP so what's the problem? give me a break. what are CHP good for? speeding tickets?

It doesn't matter. You're tying up the lines, and with budget cuts, there are only so many calls they can field at one time. If some poor girl is about to get raped and trying to call 911, and she can't get through because your pussy ass is worried about "road rage," what would you say about your conduct then? save 911 for REAL emergencies...

[ES_TRADER]

Originally Posted by mkoesel

Sweet.

Hey since we are already way off topic - how 'bout pics of the six car garage? I understand you want to keep your address private, but I'd love to see pics of that garage - must be awesome.

Are the pics of the AW 328i and M3 side-by-side in your garage too?

sure...ill take it over the weekend....its a 6 car tandem..with RV parking adjacent on the outside...im not there right now...i live in my townhome on the weekdays in order to avoid 2hr commutes...as u can see from the 328 and m3, its only a 2 car garage...

[jqsmooth]

These are some of the funniest stuff I've read in a while.

About that video of statey, only in new jersey. Gotta love it. You think that driver learned his/her lesson?

Some people are just out to lunch. They simply do not know that the first lane is for passing. I've passed many cars just cruising on the first lane. I look at them as I pass them. They all look like they don't know what's going on while there's a train of people behind them all bunched up. I think they figure they won't have to worry about people merging if they're on the first lane. What can you do? It's way too easy to get a license in the states.

[virjose]

all this talk about the fast lane slowness reminds me of these



always wanted one of these windshield stickers hahaha

but to each their own

[PinkFlamingo]

Check out this link. It's old but I still laugh my balls off every time I read it.

http://my350z.com/forum/the-lounge-o...ebag-cars.html

Originally Posted by JDy80

Since owning this car, I've never seen such a level of "doucheness" of the people around me when I drive this car. Latest episode was yesterday when I noticed a e92 328, which I had passed earlier at normal highway speed must've had that Power Ranger like call in his head, "It's Douchebag time!!" and noticed in my rearview mirror started switching in and out of traffic and came barreling down the left lane only to lose almost total control of his car and nearly hit the divider and 2 more cars next to him. And is it me or does every Infiniti G35/37 driver have to act like a complete douche around m3's? Anyone ever have those weird conversations at the gas pump? "Oh is that a BMW? See, I was going to buy one myself, but it uses so much gas, so I bought a Toyota Corolla instead. Gets way better gas mileage (while he smugly wiped his oil dipstick clean.. by himself, which I'm sure is something he's used to doing)".

Anyone else care to share their tales of douchbaggery? I'm sure we all have at least one story.

[MUFCbmwbear]

everyone should watch the South Park episode titled SMUG ALERT! The entire town buys Hybrids and chaos ensues.

[StrifeM3]

Yea I think almost everyday I pass a douchebag. Whether its the F150 trucks or tahoes. There seems to be alot of douchebag drivers when I am driving. If you doing 65mph in the fast lane GTFO the lane.

[Prince_of_Persia]

Originally Posted by richpuer

ok. seriously, im not understanding all the crap here...not like im driving 55mph in a 65 zone....i drive above 65, the maximum allowable speed...so technically im already speeding @ 68mph...the law states that 65 is the max...so, people are getting pissed that im abiding by the rules??? IF i were cruising at 50-60mph, i for sure wouldnt be in the left lane...i really dont get it...but whatever...

You seriously don't understand or your are pretending that you don't get it? if you are only going 3+ over the speed limit, there are some drivers that are okay to get speed ticket by going up to +10 over (and usually it is okay to go +10 over) so why the hell are you driving on the left lane when you are not passing anyone and you are slower than most of the cars driving on the left lane?

If I was driving behind you, I would personally overtake you on the right lane, show you finger, and cut you off!

what you are doing is only capable from morons and d-bags

[OC Dealman]

Originally Posted by richpuer

dude u can drive how u want to drive and so can I..i dont sit here telling your ass how to drive do i? has nothing to do with being self-righteous..please

No one is telling you how to drive, they are telling you how to be less of an Asshole!!! Just get out of the fast lane.

[OC Dealman]

Originally Posted by mkoesel

Nope.

Was just asking to see some pics of your rides, thanks. Was not asking for you to get all loud and cocky. But hey, whatever floats your boat, I guess.

That being said, I admit that I am curious what you do for a living. But I am sure you've mentioned it before so I'll just go look it up. As I am sure you are keenly aware - you definitely don't conduct yourself like someone who has worked their way into a position of wealth, though. Not that it matters, really, but the fact of the matter is that 99 out of 100 people who act, think, and behave like you don't own 6 cars. Simply statistics. So congratulations for beating the odds and acquiring some material wealth despite any apparent signs of higher intelligence. LOL, actually that sounded really douchey. But no, kudos to you for somehow making it.

Cheers.

Mkoesel, dude, you are the best! Props to you and your comments on this thread! BTW, I take back my previous comment, there is no way to help him be less of an A-hole, either that or he is the best Troll ever!

[mcp202]

Originally Posted by ftconstruct

Check out this link. It's old but I still laugh my balls off every time I read it.

http://my350z.com/forum/the-lounge-o...ebag-cars.html

[mcp202]

Originally Posted by richpuer

duly noted...from the more mature posters...when u put it that way, from a safety standpoint, how could i argue? /end

Not only is it a safety issue and possibly against the law you stated "i always feel that people expect me to drive fast with this car...so i simply cruise control @ 68mph on the far left lane...this, i find, pisses the shit out of most drivers...they tailgate me and then cut me off." You are driving in the "fast lane" on purpose to piss people off and possible cause an accident.

How is that not a douchebag move?

[Mthrice]

Originally Posted by christopherchenm

I wasnt even driving fast, only 65 on the fast lane

Theres your problem.

[FVM3]

Originally Posted by Mthrice

Theres your problem.

i was driving normal , not slow in the fast lane because its rush hour