How to have sex for hours?

Neema · 04-03-2008, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by DM1

We should have a DIY of this!

For me it depends,... if the girl is hot I just do it like crazy and do it like 4 - 5 times or even more,... Once I did like 11,... but I do know that I have some sort of extra hormones and stuff like that that help me

seriously dude, I totally know what you mean. . . I average about 3 times and 4 hours every time my g/f and I have sex, which is about 3-4 nights a week since we dont live together. Oh and of course, once or twice in the morning when we wake up too. But I think I have extra hormones too man, because I'm excessively into sex and take that to another level hah.

!Xoible · 04-03-2008, 01:41 PM

one word: skeetskeet....

Neema · 04-03-2008, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by out4scrilla

thats cuz your gay jk dude only messingg..

stfu haha. And no

!Xoible · 04-03-2008, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by OC 335i

Hire Mantis, I heard he's looking for a job. Last time I saw him he was holding up a sign off the toll road off-ramp.

It read:
"PREGNANT? NO? NEED HELP?"

LOL plus, u bimmer drivers can afford me for sure...

john, you're hella gay

OC Guy · 04-03-2008, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by mantis

LOL plus, u bimmer drivers can afford me for sure...

john, you're hella gay

Dude, you're the one calling out my name.

Kitz · 04-03-2008, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by NoKids

i just met her, it will be an awkward question: honey, can i take pictures?

my mission will be to make HER get the first orgasm. then maybe she will fall asleep.

well, wish me luck.

how about homemade porn movie?that'll be great~

Year's_End · 04-03-2008, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Boost_Nation

I actually have a problem where I have to focus to bust a nut during sex. I can go for hours and hours because believe it or not, I get used to the feeling, though its still great. So since it begins to become redundant, though still feels great enough to keep an erection, I have to go into "time to bust a nut" mode and focus on it.

It drive me nuts sometimes because I tell myself "DUDE you have REAL ass, tits, pussy, moans & groans, hair pulling, dirty talking. . . everything in front of you right now and you cant bust?!?!?! But when your watching some porno it only take about a minute?! WTF man. . . get yourself together"

Funny part. . . . sometimes I have to think about some of the best pornos I've seen to help me bust. And this has nothing to with the girl, she's amazing and wild as f**k, and this problem of mine dates back about 3 years. But Im making it sound like its a real problem haha. . . its not that big a deal and I dont struggle to bust, just have to actually pick a time that I want to bust, and then do it. I guess this is a good thing actually, since the girl can keep going and going. But the shitty part is that the g/f gets sore after every 2-5 hour session we have. . . and then its game over for the night : (

LMFAOROFLLOL!!!!!

omg I haven't laughed this hard in such a long time...this thread is great...keep it up guys. omg Boost the way you wrote this was like serious, but joking, but serious. I dunno, it was just really funny. "Bust a nut" mode lol!

MTV · 04-03-2008, 06:40 PM

"Bust a nut mode" haha

MTV · 04-03-2008, 06:41 PM

I was actually waiting for Neema to contribute to this thread cause I knew he would write a whole novel on the topic LOL!

nyczyang27 · 04-03-2008, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by ADHD

THIS IS KEY

FLOG THE DOG!! seriusly jack off an hour before she shows up and youll be good to roll!!!! and when u do start to cum think of like dirt bike riding or i think of going big on my snowboard in a competition and how im going to land the jump!! I know im wierd but it works,,

i LOLed (literally) after reading this post in my schools computer lab.. this thread is making me look stupid..

What works for me is eating a chocolate bar right before sex.. It makes me last a lot longer.

.:bHd:. · 04-03-2008, 07:34 PM

lmao boost you're not the only one with the "bust a nut mode" I can go on for hours but if its a porno ill finish in 5 minutes.

schneid4323 · 04-03-2008, 07:52 PM

Im shocked I didnt see this, but BIG tip:

If your about to cut one lose, squeeze the crap outta your dick, the lower on it the better, itll stop it.

ironjw · 04-03-2008, 08:03 PM

wtf!! lmao @ this thread!!!

mds82 · 04-03-2008, 08:05 PM

OK so its thursday night - where are the pics!!!!

xquisit · 04-03-2008, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by OC 335i

Dude, you're the one calling out my name.

R O F L!!

phatr1s · 04-03-2008, 08:20 PM

You need to warm her up with you tongue until she comes a couple of times, then you ready to fuck for a while, trust me if she comes 3-4 times she should be done in less then two hours, that will give you time to rest and if she wake up and want some more you will be ready then.
Good luck fucking.....this is the best treat...LOL

huchung · 04-03-2008, 08:32 PM

HAHAHAHA! this thread is freaking awesome! Get a lot of lube, chicks usually get sore after an hour....

asdflkijd · 04-03-2008, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Boost_Nation

I actually have a problem where I have to focus to bust a nut during sex. I can go for hours and hours because believe it or not, I get used to the feeling, though its still great. So since it begins to become redundant, though still feels great enough to keep an erection, I have to go into "time to bust a nut" mode and focus on it.

Dude, I know where you are coming from, but this was like during the first month or so.. I had to hold in my breath to go into "nut-mod".. sounds weird but its true.. Not anymore though

Last E92 M3 · 04-03-2008, 09:06 PM

the op failed. he just sent me a pm that he wasnt rough enough to meet his new gf's expectation.

jokes aside, it's time for skeet skeet!
have fun 8)

Year's_End · 04-03-2008, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by MTV

I was actually waiting for Neema to contribute to this thread cause I knew he would write a whole novel on the topic LOL!

I know right. GOod stuff.

Sal@AUTOcouture · 04-03-2008, 09:23 PM

sex. break. repeat. thats what works for me, but normally I can go for 40 min+

nightkhan · 04-03-2008, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by OverDrive

there is a condom brand called durex which really helps in maxing out your climax. A friend of mine used it and he had sex for 3 hours and the girl's vagina started bleeding...lol

^^^

hahahaha....that's gotta be the funniest thing i've read on this forum in a long time.

best of luck man, just make sure to get plenty of rest that day.

and DON'T FORGET TO GIVE US AN UPDATE ON THE MCNASTY!!

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