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12-28-2007, 10:06 PM | #1 |
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Ok why do chicks dig european accent but not chinese accents.
This is what happened. I went out to a bar with some friends last night to a bar. It was pretty mixed racially, and I got this friend that spent some years in Europe (mostly Italy) that can do a really good Italian accent. so he says having an European accents bumps him up a league on its own. I say O YA so does my chinese accent (I speak perfect english, but can do a auenthic chinese accent, hearing my family speak english all the time) So we make a bet, he goes to this pretty cute Asian girl sitting at the bar (she looks real stuck up with ugly friends...you know the only cute one in the group type of deal). He squeezes in and makes a conversation with her and in about 10 mins gets her number. So we wait about half an hour and I go in with the chinese accent (now this girls is def within my league) I say hello in a chinese accent and try to start a conversation and she and her friends just look at me with this look like they are looking at a zoo animal and just laughs with each other. So I get pissed off cuz they are laughing at my accent and say in straight English "fuck you and your ugly ass hoe bag cunts then bitch" Now we continue the experiment throughtout the night with different girls and the chinese accent always fails with no exception. This girl with a chinese accent of her own wouldn't budge. However there were a couple girls that shot down my friend even with the italian accent, and I was able to get one of their number later with straight English, So I KNOW its not my looks or game or anything. Fucking damn it, Im so good at the Chinese accent too, just wish it was more useful other than shuting down telemarketers. |
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ok, ill tell something... just tell the girls that u have a bmw coupe and see who wins everytime
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Cuz they dig the Eurotrash
I've ran all sorts of test results here in Japan myself vs the states vs my friends vs just the girls that I always could pick up and that I couldn't. whats worse is its hard to pick up japanese chick (even just studying) in the US vs Japan. They become elitest by being in the US. Like any experiment there are many factors but ya chinese accent in the US, don't think it works.
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hahah. They just stereotype european accents with casanova types and asian accents with civic driving types. But I think the best accent Ive had luck with is a british accent. Chicks just want to bang you right there and then. A simple, How do you do in a welch accent reminds them of a bond flick and they rightly assume their role as a piece of unadulterated fun.
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What accent are you talking about??
For some reason Brits seem more intellectual, even though they speak at a slower pace. Russians and Germs seem stronger/intimidating. Italians and French seem more romantic. Why?? They have that accent and the image to go along with it. Quote:
From what I have seen, usually women think of men with a chinese accent as weaker. (Could be some height involved as well..) He isn't going to pull off the accent without the European look, so chances are they know he is faking it. An Asian with a European accent = a big no.. Asians also don't seem to have an accent when they know English. If they do, it's because their English is poor. For some reason all the other cultures seem to retain their accent. -Nathan
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I like to learn Chinese.........any lady wanna teach me?
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dude I try kicking game with an Indian accent for fun sometimes...you should see the looks I get sometimes...lol...unless they're hippies or all into the culture it's a no go...after a certain point though I just bust out laughing
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i play that game to. but i manage to always to get a number lol!(8/10 success rate). and i dont stop the accent untill after i get the number. guess cause its trinidad lol
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