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      07-30-2013, 10:59 PM   #23
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You let a woman drive?????

How are you supposed to even get road head then?
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      07-30-2013, 11:00 PM   #24
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I assure you she's not fat lol she's 98 pounds.
What's up with the fake gun she's pointing at you?
Better then pointing her G36 .45 at me lol.
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You let a woman drive?????
It is her car, she doesn't drive mine.
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      07-30-2013, 11:03 PM   #26
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Forgive me for being in shape, I forgot, were in America where obesity rules lol
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Better then pointing her G36 .45 at me lol.
Stop it!! Now i'm falling for her myself!!

I hope you're posting int the Black Rifle Thread. Pics of the G36 is sufficient. Bonus if your wife is handling it in said picture.
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      07-30-2013, 11:06 PM   #28
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Better then pointing her G36 .45 at me lol.
Stop it!! Now i'm falling for her myself!!

I hope you're posting int the Black Rifle Thread. Pics of the G36 is sufficient. Bonus if your wife is handling it in said picture.
We're going shooting in a couple weeks, I'll snap some pics then. I have a pic somewhere holding my AR 15... It's a nice picture hahaha.
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Better then pointing her G36 .45 at me lol.
Stop it!! Now i'm falling for her myself!!

I hope you're posting int the Black Rifle Thread. Pics of the G36 is sufficient. Bonus if your wife is handling it in said picture.
Don't you live in nc? You should know southern women love guns.
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what kind of tool posts pics of his g/f on a forum, twice; and stands by while dudes explicitly verbally exploit her?
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what kind of tool posts pics of his g/f on a forum, twice; and stands by while dudes explicitly verbally exploit her?
You that insecure about your wife you can't post up a picture of her? You act like I called her a slut and plastered nude photos up. And it's an online forum... Like I'm going to knock down people's doors one by one because god forbid someone said something derogatory. Grow up my man.
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      07-31-2013, 06:18 AM   #32
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My wife would cut off my left nut if I posted her pics on a forum without her permission, well I guess she already cut off my right nut when we got married.
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My wife would cut off my left nut if I posted her pics on a forum without her permission, well I guess she already cut off my right nut when we got married.
Lol it's funny you say that, I did have to ask haha, she's on the forums hahaha
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      07-31-2013, 08:19 AM   #34
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You let a woman drive?????

How are you supposed to even get road head then?
uhm... pictures of your cars.
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      07-31-2013, 08:29 AM   #35
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what kind of tool posts pics of his g/f on a forum, twice; and stands by while dudes explicitly verbally exploit her?
hey guys - i found the guy that loves boys......
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      07-31-2013, 08:53 AM   #36
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what kind of tool posts pics of his g/f on a forum, twice; and stands by while dudes explicitly verbally exploit her?
Post pics of your BF or get out.

To OP: 8.75/10 Definitely would bang and call back the next day.
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Hilarious that some are calling out the OPs wife, when their wives are not exactly winning in the beauty dept

At least he has the balls to stand up to some of you internet tough wads. Good job OP
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Hilarious that some are calling out the OPs wife, when their wives are not exactly winning in the beauty dept

At least he has the balls to stand up to some of you internet tough wads. Good job OP
Pretty sure they are just trolling for fun, but everyone is taking them serious.

Oh wait, I forgot, OT is serious business.
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Hilarious that some are calling out the OPs wife, when their wives are not exactly winning in the beauty dept
HAHA !!!

yeah, people that are talking shit probably have Honey Boo Boo type girlfriends or wives.....

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I think we need a girlfriend/wife thread to end this dispute once and for all. That will weed out those who can talk the talk and those who need to walk the walk.
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I think we need a girlfriend/wife thread to end this dispute once and for all. That will weed out those who can talk the talk and those who need to walk the walk.
Agreed.
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Nobody reads my posts. :sad:

OP was getting trolled into putting up another picture - that's the only reason the others were saying she was fat when clearly she isnt in the BMW pic. So to Litos and all the rest...they were trolling. That is all. Not serious.

And they were successful.
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Well - is the forum happy now? You succeeded in getting another picture. Which is what all of the "oh she's so fat" comments were all about - just baiting OP to provide another pic.

Well done though, great success.
Is that how it works? In that case she's a cow and has no tits or ass....
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Pretty sure they are just trolling for fun, but everyone is taking them serious.

Oh wait, I forgot, OT is serious business.
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Nobody reads my posts. :sad:

OP was getting trolled into putting up another picture - that's the only reason the others were saying she was fat when clearly she isnt in the BMW pic. So to Litos and all the rest...they were trolling. That is all. Not serious.

And they were successful.
y'all are welcome.
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