Let's talk about Zombies

Uber V8 · 10-31-2011, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Litos

never rule out Zombie Velociraptor.......

think about it.............

..."think about it" and Hyundai Veloster

Play on words?

Litos · 10-31-2011, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by FwdFtl

..."think about it" and Hyundai Veloster

Play on words?

no - i'd just be scared outta my mind at a Zombie Velociraptor HAHA !!!!

i wouldn't even try.

i'd plan my last masturbatory session and then just let them take me like the mexican/indian guy on Predator......

Uber V8 · 10-31-2011, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Litos

no - i'd just be scared outta my mind at a Zombie Velociraptor HAHA !!!!

i wouldn't even try.

i'd plan my last masturbatory session and then just let them take me like the mexican/indian guy on Predator......

Comedy bro.

Gavin@MMW · 10-31-2011, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Litos

no - i'd just be scared outta my mind at a Zombie Velociraptor HAHA !!!!

i wouldn't even try.

i'd plan my last masturbatory session and then just let them take me like the mexican/indian guy on Predator......

I think Native American is the preferred nomenclature "dude".

Litos · 10-31-2011, 02:06 PM

most native americans were mexicans HAHAHA !!!!

but yes, i'd give up at the first "breaking news" that there were any zombie velociraptor's roaming the streets...

THEY OPEN DOORS !!!!!!!

Gavin@MMW · 10-31-2011, 02:10 PM

Lol it was a Lebowski reference

Litos · 10-31-2011, 02:18 PM

OMFG - how i missed it is beyond me.

i had tunnel vision - sorry.

lol

Gavin@MMW · 10-31-2011, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Litos

OMFG - how i missed it is beyond me.

i had tunnel vision - sorry.

lol

Lol no worries

- Next time!

JoosyJoos · 11-01-2011, 09:15 AM

I'm surprised no one has proposed fortifying a Costco. Sure you'd have to clear it out of zombies first... but you'd be set for years in terms of food/generators/booze/entertainment etc.

So in order of steps...

1) Have enough weapons stored to be able to make it to a Costco.
2) Maybe swing by a Walmart or something to pick up extra ammo
3) Clear out the Costco of zombies and fortify all entrances
4) Hang out indefinitely playing xbox, eating junk food, etc.

Heck its even big enough you could support a decent amount of people and if you needed gas for the generators you could probably venture out to siphon gas from the cars in the parking lot. Or you could probably find stuff to make biodiesel or ferment stuff into straight ethanol.

g_rant · 11-01-2011, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by JoosyJoos

I'm surprised no one has proposed fortifying a Costco. Sure you'd have to clear it out of zombies first... but you'd be set for years in terms of food/generators/booze/entertainment etc.

So in order of steps...

1) Have enough weapons stored to be able to make it to a Costco.
2) Maybe swing by a Walmart or something to pick up extra ammo
3) Clear out the Costco of zombies and fortify all entrances
4) Hang out indefinitely playing xbox, eating junk food, etc.

Heck its even big enough you could support a decent amount of people and if you needed gas for the generators you could probably venture out to siphon gas from the cars in the parking lot. Or you could probably find stuff to make biodiesel or ferment stuff into straight ethanol.

Just go to a Costco that already has a gas station

AU335i · 11-01-2011, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by JoosyJoos

I'm surprised no one has proposed fortifying a Costco. Sure you'd have to clear it out of zombies first... but you'd be set for years in terms of food/generators/booze/entertainment etc.

So in order of steps...

1) Have enough weapons stored to be able to make it to a Costco.
2) Maybe swing by a Walmart or something to pick up extra ammo
3) Clear out the Costco of zombies and fortify all entrances
4) Hang out indefinitely playing xbox, eating junk food, etc.

Heck its even big enough you could support a decent amount of people and if you needed gas for the generators you could probably venture out to siphon gas from the cars in the parking lot. Or you could probably find stuff to make biodiesel or ferment stuff into straight ethanol.

Dawn of the Dead.

donovan · 11-01-2011, 11:23 AM

This is http://www.survivetheoutbreak.com/

interesting, I had fun..

carve · 11-01-2011, 12:19 PM

Costco is a great idea. A lot of them have skylights, vertical walls with no windows, and big drop down steel doors over all entrances. You'd probably have to rope up the wall and drop down a skylight to get inside. Zombies are dumb so they wouldn't figure that out.

I'd make a little ewok village on one of the upper levels of the shelving so you could move around even if the zombies break in, and have a nice little patio on the roof with tarps set up for rainwater collection. Hopefully you could generate enough power to run one of the freezers, but most of the cold goods would have to be dumped over the side in a huge rotting mess. That might attract zombies.

Uber V8 · 11-01-2011, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by carve

Costco is a great idea. A lot of them have skylights, vertical walls with no windows, and big drop down steel doors over all entrances. You'd probably have to rope up the wall and drop down a skylight to get inside. Zombies are dumb so they wouldn't figure that out.

I'd make a little ewok village on one of the upper levels of the shelving so you could move around even if the zombies break in, and have a nice little patio on the roof with tarps set up for rainwater collection. Hopefully you could generate enough power to run one of the freezers, but most of the cold goods would have to be dumped over the side in a huge rotting mess. That might attract zombies.

You'd be picked off like sitting ducks for rage zombies. they're smart, fast and strong AF and will definitely come flying through the skylights like SWAT and now those steel doors and vertical walls with no windows became your worst enemy.

It would sound like this:

Random survivor: "Holy ***!, they're coming through the roof!"

Rage zombies: hsadghsjghgsfdsfgusdsdgsayugydgysgydfyf!

carve · 11-01-2011, 01:03 PM

That's just ridiculous. No matter how pissed off they are, they won't be able to climb a 40' cinder block wall.

AU335i · 11-01-2011, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by carve

That's just ridiculous. No matter how pissed off they are, they won't be able to climb a 40' cinder block wall.

yeah, i'm not sure how they'd be able to get to the roof to be honest... but if they did....

Gavin@MMW · 11-01-2011, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by FwdFtl

You'd be picked off like sitting ducks for rage zombies. they're smart, fast and strong AF and will definitely come flying through the skylights like SWAT and now those steel doors and vertical walls with no windows became your worst enemy.

It would sound like this:

Random survivor: "Holy ***!, they're coming through the roof!"

Rage zombies: hsadghsjghgsfdsfgusdsdgsayugydgysgydfyf!

Hahhahahahahhahahahhahahaha

Uber V8 · 11-01-2011, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Gavin@MMW

Hahhahahahahhahahahhahahaha

Glad somebody got it

Gavin@MMW · 11-01-2011, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by FwdFtl

Glad somebody got it

They will just pile up like lemmings until they can walk up the Zombie pile they have made, "are food, will eat"

carve · 11-01-2011, 02:48 PM

So, perhaps the best solution would be to set up some kind of zip line that goes across the parking lot to the Sams Club.

Uber V8 · 11-01-2011, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by carve

So, perhaps the best solution would be to set up some kind of zip line that goes across the parking lot to the Sams Club.

God bless the person that loses their grip halfway there. lol

GetSomeE92 · 11-01-2011, 09:10 PM

Hahaha. I've discussed the Costco scenario with a buddy of mine multiple times. The only real problem with that is the fact that so many people will have had the same idea. You wouldn't have to only clear it of zombies, but there would be a ton of un-infected, armed to the teath people there, and you'll all be fighting for the same resources. In fact, the employees would have probably thought of this and locked themselves inside. Good luck getting in. Super Walmart would be good too, especially because they have ammo there. However, you'll probably run into the same problem.

Plus, once the power grid goes down those warehouse stores will be dark as hell inside.

And in Dawn of the Dead they were in a mall. WORST IDEA EVER. All those windows, entrances/exits. Impossible to defend and keep secure.

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JoosyJoos Major 113 Rep 1,347 Posts Drives: 2011 335d Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Atlanta, GA iTrader: (1) Garage List 2008 BMW 335i [0.00]	I'm surprised no one has proposed fortifying a Costco. Sure you'd have to clear it out of zombies first... but you'd be set for years in terms of food/generators/booze/entertainment etc. So in order of steps... 1) Have enough weapons stored to be able to make it to a Costco. 2) Maybe swing by a Walmart or something to pick up extra ammo 3) Clear out the Costco of zombies and fortify all entrances 4) Hang out indefinitely playing xbox, eating junk food, etc. Heck its even big enough you could support a decent amount of people and if you needed gas for the generators you could probably venture out to siphon gas from the cars in the parking lot. Or you could probably find stuff to make biodiesel or ferment stuff into straight ethanol. __________________ 1997 M3 Coupe - BMWCCA I-Prepared #22 2006 M Roadster - 23,000 miles and slowly counting
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carve Major 177 Rep 1,105 Posts Drives: 335i Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: usa iTrader: (0)	Costco is a great idea. A lot of them have skylights, vertical walls with no windows, and big drop down steel doors over all entrances. You'd probably have to rope up the wall and drop down a skylight to get inside. Zombies are dumb so they wouldn't figure that out. I'd make a little ewok village on one of the upper levels of the shelving so you could move around even if the zombies break in, and have a nice little patio on the roof with tarps set up for rainwater collection. Hopefully you could generate enough power to run one of the freezers, but most of the cold goods would have to be dumped over the side in a huge rotting mess. That might attract zombies.
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carve Major 177 Rep 1,105 Posts Drives: 335i Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: usa iTrader: (0)	That's just ridiculous. No matter how pissed off they are, they won't be able to climb a 40' cinder block wall.
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carve Major 177 Rep 1,105 Posts Drives: 335i Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: usa iTrader: (0)	So, perhaps the best solution would be to set up some kind of zip line that goes across the parking lot to the Sams Club.
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GetSomeE92 Major 36 Rep 1,176 Posts Drives: '09 Space Gray E92 Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Miami, FL iTrader: (7)	Hahaha. I've discussed the Costco scenario with a buddy of mine multiple times. The only real problem with that is the fact that so many people will have had the same idea. You wouldn't have to only clear it of zombies, but there would be a ton of un-infected, armed to the teath people there, and you'll all be fighting for the same resources. In fact, the employees would have probably thought of this and locked themselves inside. Good luck getting in. Super Walmart would be good too, especially because they have ammo there. However, you'll probably run into the same problem. Plus, once the power grid goes down those warehouse stores will be dark as hell inside. And in Dawn of the Dead they were in a mall. WORST IDEA EVER. All those windows, entrances/exits. Impossible to defend and keep secure.
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