You May Be a Taliban, If ...

OlivaresAnthony · 03-16-2010, 11:22 PM

1.You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

2.You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3.You have more wives than teeth.

4.You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon 'unclean.'

5.You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6.You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.

7.You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8.You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9.You've often uttered the phrase, 'I love what you've done with your cave.'

10.You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

12.You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.

13.You've ever had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

bosstones · 03-17-2010, 12:15 AM

re: #10.....so polygamists are Taliban?

Dan in PA · 03-17-2010, 03:26 AM

LOL!!!

OlivaresAnthony · 03-17-2010, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by bosstones

re: #10.....so polygamists are Taliban?

I didn't come up with the list, I'm just sharing it with everyone else...

Snertz · 03-17-2010, 09:28 AM

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http://www.e90post.com/forums/showth...hlight=taliban
http://www.e90post.com/forums/showth...hlight=Taliban

OlivaresAnthony · 03-17-2010, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Snertz

R..
http://www.e90post.com/forums/showth...hlight=taliban
http://www.e90post.com/forums/showth...hlight=Taliban

dammit!...I failed

TENCHI · 03-17-2010, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by bosstones

re: #10.....so polygamists are Taliban?

no but taliban are polygamists

bosstones · 03-18-2010, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by TENCHI

no but taliban are polygamists

touche. I will assume that includes goats in this case, too.

pmeloche · 03-19-2010, 04:59 AM

Dan in PA · 03-19-2010, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by pmeloche

Isn't the whole motivational poster thing played out yet?

Tondtar · 03-19-2010, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Dan in PA

Isn't the whole motivational poster thing played out yet?

Dan in PA · 03-19-2010, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Tondtar

Pic fail!

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