How do you guys pump gas?

Captain45 · 05-09-2012, 09:10 PM

I took ED of my M3 so i have some issues performing at the pump. ED is a very common issue thar plagues many of us M3 owners.

tibra1 · 05-09-2012, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Captain45

I took ED of my M3 so i have some issues performing at the pump. ED is a very common issue thar plagues many of us M3 owners.

saeedg48 · 05-09-2012, 09:11 PM

is this a joke!?

THE TECH · 05-09-2012, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by kwike92

hahahahaha hell yeah!

Radiation Joe · 05-09-2012, 10:10 PM

Sometimes I leave it in a little while before pulling it out.

A few times I've noticed a gurgling noise just before it goes off.

Prophizee · 05-09-2012, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Crimson92

so first theres a thread on banging hookers...now this?

this forum is falling apart

Wait there was a thread on banging hookers wtf. Where was this and why was he asking the question. Curiosity killed the cat

:

PortoM3 · 05-09-2012, 10:47 PM

you should pump as fast as you can for two minutes and then you are done. oh, wait, leave the nozzle in for a few seconds after you finish because sometimes it drips after you are already done.

signes · 05-09-2012, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Radiation Joe

Sometimes I leave it in a little while before pulling it out.

A few times I've noticed a gurgling noise just before it goes off.

Gurgling...

signes · 05-09-2012, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Crimson92

so first theres a thread on banging hookers...now this?

this forum is falling apart

Just getting going actually. Everybody has been so damn uptight lately we need a release and a good pumping is just what the doctor ordered

Endless619 · 05-09-2012, 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Nine

I'm curious, I always have trouble pumping gas, do you gently slip it in Or do you slam it in, how hard to you squeeze?

We are in one of the states that does not allow you to pump your own gas. State law. When I was in Washington I pumped it like have done all my other cars.

SD-E93-11 · 05-10-2012, 01:09 AM

53 asshat responses. Good times, but not even close to the forum record for a single thread.

OP, when I've had trouble, usually at Shell which have a different pump design, I've found the trick to be making sure the bottom connection on the rubber boot is good. It doesn't have to be a tight seal, it's like you're hanging the pump on the lower lip of the opening. Doesn't always work, but nine times out of 10.

1MOREMOD · 05-10-2012, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Crimson92

so first theres a thread on banging hookers...now this?

this forum is falling apart

what its just getting good.

tibra1 · 05-10-2012, 01:12 AM

53 + 1 goof that actually counted

1MOREMOD · 05-10-2012, 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Prophizee

Wait there was a thread on banging hookers wtf. Where was this and why was he asking the question. Curiosity killed the cat

:

yeah me and the tech started it today its under some BBK question and it devolved into something worse.

1MOREMOD · 05-10-2012, 01:14 AM

oh usually i just have to pump it myself. fap fap.

tibra1 · 05-10-2012, 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by chriszeh

yeah me and the tech started it today its under some BBK question and it devolved into something worse.

Saw that one..but there is another beaut in the OT forum

http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=689067

SD-E93-11 · 05-10-2012, 01:27 AM

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Originally Posted by tibra1

53 + 1 goof that actually counted

Pssst....Tibra, it actually has the post number if you scroll right... I'd think after 3 years and 5,400 posts you'd notice something like that, but apparently not.

tibra1 · 05-10-2012, 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by SD-E93-11

Pssst....Tibra, it actually has the post number if you scroll right... I'd think after 3 years and 5,400 posts you'd notice something like that, but apparently not.

That still counting..

rtobin · 05-10-2012, 01:47 AM

I sometimes have to give it a bit of a wiggle and a twist till it hits the sweet spot... (probably have a smaller nozzle than others) Also give the tip a little tap at the end to shake off any drips.

1MOREMOD · 05-10-2012, 01:49 AM

sometimes if your not careful you may shoot some on the ground before its in.

JIO · 05-10-2012, 04:06 AM

This is how I do it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Qe_-MrKaoU

IFX · 05-10-2012, 06:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Crimson92

so first theres a thread on banging hookers...now this?

this forum is falling apart

Lmao, where can I locate this for my morning laugh??

edit http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=689067 lmao

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SD-E93-11 First Lieutenant 3 Rep 324 Posts Drives: 2011 E93 M3 Jerez Black/Black Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: San Diego, CA iTrader: (0)	53 asshat responses. Good times, but not even close to the forum record for a single thread. OP, when I've had trouble, usually at Shell which have a different pump design, I've found the trick to be making sure the bottom connection on the rubber boot is good. It doesn't have to be a tight seal, it's like you're hanging the pump on the lower lip of the opening. Doesn't always work, but nine times out of 10.
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rtobin Enlisted Member 9 Rep 37 Posts Drives: M3 Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Leeds iTrader: (0)	I sometimes have to give it a bit of a wiggle and a twist till it hits the sweet spot... (probably have a smaller nozzle than others) Also give the tip a little tap at the end to shake off any drips.
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JIO Captain 46 Rep 636 Posts Drives: '09 Space Gray E92 M3 w/DCT Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Eugene, Oregon iTrader: (0)	This is how I do it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Qe_-MrKaoU
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