text a girl and ask if 'you can tap that'

Italteen3 · 03-23-2011, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by intensee92

thats not a fail. she never said no.

go hang out with her.

I don't fuck around with girls who have a dude. Did a couple times and I have too much of a guilty conscience. Not my thing, can't afford the trouble anymore anyway.

^^Collins I've used that EXACT line before. It worked too cuz she was just feeling me out.

Girl #2 coming soon.

Augenbrauezug · 03-23-2011, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Italteen3

I don't fuck around with girls who have a dude. Did a couple times and I have too much of a guilty conscience. Not my thing, can't afford the trouble anymore anyway.

^^I've used that EXACT line before. It worked too cuz she was just feeling me out.

Hmm, our morals differ. Send me the #s

CollinsE90 · 03-23-2011, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Italteen3

I don't fuck around with girls who have a dude. Did a couple times and I have too much of a guilty conscience. Not my thing, can't afford the trouble anymore anyway.

^^Collins I've used that EXACT line before. It worked too cuz she was just feeling me out.

Girl #2 coming soon.

Yea it works, I was surprised how well. I hate pick up lines, but that is more of a comeback than an approach

skinnycow · 03-23-2011, 01:25 PM

remember to use protection guys

"wakka banged skinnycow"

oh if only dreams came true hehe

collin pm please

Wakka · 03-23-2011, 01:25 PM

gonna try hittin a girl that told me she never wanted to talk to me again... should be interesting

CollinsE90 · 03-23-2011, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by skinnycow

remember to use protection guys

"wakka banged skinnycow"

oh if only dreams came true hehe

collin pm please

I only share with people who return the favor, and not google images either

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn · 03-23-2011, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Wakka

gonna try hittin a girl that told me she never wanted to talk to me again... should be interesting

technically she doesn't have to speak at all during the act

CollinsE90 · 03-23-2011, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by ferrari355fi

technically she doesn't have to speak at all during the act

she would with me, "wrong one!!!!!!!"

Italteen3 · 03-23-2011, 01:29 PM

Augenbrownschwegger next time you're in NY PM me ask for her # and if she's still husbanded up I will send it to you.

Collins I too am surprised about all these lines/comebacks/this thread. Going to try my pizza and a fuck line now too. Let's go for pizza and a fuck. Her "what?!?" Me "what's wrong you don't like pizza?!?"

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn · 03-23-2011, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

she would with me, "wrong one!!!!!!!"

hahahaha. Depends on what caliber of woman you are with.

skinnycow · 03-23-2011, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

I only share with people who return the favor, and not google images either

boo

but that chick was hot though

ragingclue · 03-23-2011, 01:34 PM

more pics, less jibba jabba

Augenbrauezug · 03-23-2011, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Italteen3

Augenbrownschwegger next time you're in NY PM me ask for her # and if she's still husbanded up I will send it to you.

Collins I too am surprised about all these lines/comebacks/this thread. Going to try my pizza and a fuck line now too. Let's go for pizza and a fuck. Her "what?!?" Me "what's wrong you don't like pizza?!?"

If shes not husbanded up, double team? The more the merrier.

Wakka · 03-23-2011, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by skinnycow

boo

but that chick was hot though

skinny i have a ? for you

skinnycow · 03-23-2011, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Wakka

skinny i have a ? for you

i love cows

Wakka · 03-23-2011, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by skinnycow

i love cows

more like sign off facebook instantly after msging me, and turn your phone off.

Verbiage · 03-23-2011, 02:12 PM

^ UH OH.

Wakka · 03-23-2011, 02:21 PM

Oh man this didnt go over so well...

ME:sup loser
HER: Wowewww do i know you?
ME: I think so ... how are you?
HER: Im good how are you? Still mad at me?
ME: Nah Im over it, i had a Q for you though.
HER: Figures... whats up?
ME: When you gonna let me tap that?
HER: Tap what?
ME: That
HER: Hahahah Funny
ME: So like... tomorrow sounds good?
HER: "That" is being tapped plenty by my boyfriend
ME: I have a goldfish
HER: I have a dog.... whats your point?
ME: I thought we were discussing things that didnt matter?
HER: Yea well thanks for the offer but i am quite satisfied with where im at in life.
ME: So fucking a fat slob that still isnt past the mentality of a 5 year old.... you're content with such things? good to know.
HER (Shes fucking pissed now): So I see you know ryan and i are back together. Here a hint... if you want to talk like someone i might give a shit about... then feel free to text me. But if you wantto insult my bf for some reason, then lose my number. I am treated well, and loved and i am happy with him. No other boy in ridgefield interests me, and no other immature individuals are going to upset me. (Shes totally upset already. fail)
ME: lawl actually i had no idea you were back together. Who thefuck else would date you besides him though? Peace out slut.

skinnycow · 03-23-2011, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Wakka

more like sign off facebook instantly after msging me, and turn your phone off.

<3 you COD partner!

persian54 · 03-23-2011, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

you should of said you have a gold fish, her: what?, you: oh I thought we were talking about things that didnt matter.

I actually used that the other night, girl couldnt believe I used it, she didnt actually have one just asked "well what if I have a bf", trying to see how I would react

I've never used that line before... I will in the future if I need to lol

I've always said "what he doesn't know can't hurt him." and it was fine.

Though I always feel guilty... only did it when I knew the guys were a completely ass and he didn't deserve shit.

There have been so many times I wanted to approach a woman I saw who was on date but I held back... (of course this is when her date leaves her side... many times... and I see the girl looking towards me/my group), and especially when she makes eye contact
Stupid conscious. I hate it sometimes.

Verbiage · 03-23-2011, 02:24 PM

wakka is a boss.

cloakster · 03-23-2011, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Wakka

Oh man this didnt go over so well...

ME:sup loser
HER: Wowewww do i know you?
ME: I think so ... how are you?
HER: Im good how are you? Still mad at me?
ME: Nah Im over it, i had a Q for you though.
HER: Figures... whats up?
ME: When you gonna let me tap that?
HER: Tap what?
ME: That
HER: Hahahah Funny
ME: So like... tomorrow sounds good?
HER: "That" is being tapped plenty by my boyfriend
ME: I have a goldfish
HER: I have a dog.... whats your point?
ME: I thought we were discussing things that didnt matter?
HER: Yea well thanks for the offer but i am quite satisfied with where im at in life.
ME: So fucking a fat slob that still isnt past the mentality of a 5 year old.... you're content with such things? good to know.
HER (Shes fucking pissed now): So I see you know ryan and i are back together. Here a hint... if you want to talk like someone i might give a shit about... then feel free to text me. But if you wantto insult my bf for some reason, then lose my number. I am treated well, and loved and i am happy with him. No other boy in ridgefield interests me, and no other immature individuals are going to upset me. (Shes totally upset already. fail)
ME: lawl actually i had no idea you were back together. Who thefuck else would date you besides him though? Peace out slut.

Hahahaha, i love this thread. So much epic win and fail packed into one

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