Moron's at the Gym..

[S_1_N_3_R]

Originally Posted by Alpha

Hey guys, Im one of those guys who make loud noises at the gym. Its very useful because all the girls look at me and I like that . But anyway I like to make sure that everyone knows who I am cause its cool and stuff. Plus haven't you guys watched animal videos where the most agressive lion rawrs the loudest. It just me being the lion that I am.

lmao funniest thing i have read in a while

[san~man]

There's a guy at my gym who loads 10 plates on each side of the leg press machine and proceeds to sit down in the apparatus.

I thought to myself "Not bad for an older guy (he looks to be in his 50's)."

He places his feet on the sled and pushes the weight up.

Again, I tell myself "Not bad at all."

Until I notice that he never undid the safety handles/pegs and was only doing 3" (at best) lock outs. LOL.

He probably can't even get 5 plates per side for 5 full reps. Why even bother.

[Alexander]

Originally Posted by san~man

There's a guy at my gym who loads 10 plates on each side of the leg press machine and proceeds to sit down in the apparatus.

I thought to myself "Not bad for an older guy (he looks to be in his 50's)."

He places his feet on the sled and pushes the weight up.

Again, I tell myself "Not bad at all."

Until I notice that he never undid the safety handles/pegs and was only doing 3" (at best) lock outs. LOL.

He probably can't even get 5 plates per side for 5 full reps. Why even bother.

People are people. It's like the guys who obviously can't bench what they have on, they get two spotters and move the bar 2 inches and think that they are awesome.

[Couch]

Originally Posted by san~man

There's a guy at my gym who loads 10 plates on each side of the leg press machine and proceeds to sit down in the apparatus.

I thought to myself "Not bad for an older guy (he looks to be in his 50's)."

He places his feet on the sled and pushes the weight up.

Again, I tell myself "Not bad at all."

Until I notice that he never undid the safety handles/pegs and was only doing 3" (at best) lock outs. LOL.

He probably can't even get 5 plates per side for 5 full reps. Why even bother.

LOL. And I bet he doesn't even rack the weights when he's done. I don't mind 2 plates on each side, but where these douche-nozels leave 5 on each side. Chaps my ass!

[bassholic]

what is wrong wih nudity?

[san~man]

Originally Posted by Couch

LOL. And I bet he doesn't even rack the weights when he's done. I don't mind 2 plates on each side, but where these douche-nozels leave 5 on each side. Chaps my ass!

Actually, he does, I'll give him that much credit. If he didn't, he would get a few choice words from one of the regulars or myself

[san~man]

Originally Posted by Zephyr15

CrossFit is no joke, but jumping pullups aren't exactly something to proud of.

Ya, true. Kippers or burpees/jumping pull ups (no box) are serious shit

[TheRealPeterman]

Originally Posted by Kampfer

My friend was weighing myself at LA fitness... there was a naked guy behind him stroking himself and he told him "that's a good weight."

He then went to the sauna and the guy followed him in. There was a shampoo bottle next to him, and he asked my friend to reach over his legs to get it for him.

Edit: some stories my friends told me

1) My friend says there's a ripped regular who poses in front of the mirror from time to time and will grunt obnoxiously loud (this is what he tells me). One day he yells, "Yes, I will marry you (name of lifter, forgot his name)!" And everybody just stared at him.

2) Another ripped guy just yelling "Supercharged, baby!"

This shit is so funny, I am imagining this in my head.