Sleepwalking

[Colt]

Anyone else catch themselves sleep walking or been told by someone else they caught you sleepwalking? I caught myself sleep walking a few weeks ago. I don't remember walking downstairs in the nude, taking clothes out of the dryer, bringing them to the sofa, and folding them. Woke up in the middle of it and stopped and asked myself, "wait, what the hell am I doing?"

You have a weird experience sleep walking?

[E90SoFlo]

I use an app called Sleep cycle that tacks the movement of your phone throughout the night. Its pretty cool

I have never been caught sleep walking :P

[1sikbmr]

I dont sleep walk.

[iBoost]

i sleep talk all the time, sometimes when i say something pretty loud it'll wake me up

[Uber V8]

i once farted so loud in the middle of the night that it scared me...

scared the random girl that was in my bed too, which in turn scared me again cuz i was like "who dafuq are u?" and she was confused too. Alcohol is a helluva liquid.

that was a scary night

[Italteen3]

About four and a half years ago my mom woke me up late one winter morning to tell me I slept walked. I passed out on my couch around midnight and about 2:30-3am I apparently slept-walked in my parents bedroom and peed on my father's slippers while they were on the floor next to his bed and they were both sleeping. My mom told me she heard water running/splashing woke up and turned over to see me peeing yelled my name and I just mumbled something and went back to the couch. Didn't have anything to drink and don't remember any of it.

All I know was I couldn't stop laughing for a week and my dad was pissed his new 3 week old $90 slippers were ruined

I was 20 years old at the time, that normal?!?

[BMWinNorthdakota]

Originally Posted by Italteen3

About four and a half years ago my mom woke me up late one winter morning to tell me I slept walked. I passed out on my couch around midnight and about 2:30-3am I apparently slept-walked in my parents bedroom and peed on my father's slippers while they were on the floor next to his bed and they were both sleeping. My mom told me she heard water running/splashing woke up and turned over to see me peeing yelled my name and I just mumbled something and went back to the couch. Didn't have anything to drink and don't remember any of it.

All I know was I couldn't stop laughing for a week and my dad was pissed his new 3 week old $90 slippers were ruined

I was 20 years old at the time, that normal?!?

Lmao.

Ya pissed on your pas' slippers eh bro? Prolly not normal

[SS32]

Originally Posted by E90SoFlo

I use an app called Sleep cycle that tacks the movement of your phone throughout the night. Its pretty cool

I have never been caught sleep walking :P

Been using this for about a year, great app.

[Bols]

Originally Posted by SS32

Been using this for about a year, great app.

Yea cool app, I'm just not that comfortable with charging my phone all night and laying it on the side of the bed :/


on-topic: I talk a lot in my sleep my ex once heard me say: "You've got to press the escape key!! that'll shut down the newspaper!",

I also sometimes start LoL-ing real bad, last time I actually woke up from it and then started lolling irl some more being in that happy phase. Gf's whatthefuckface was epic

[EvosM3]

No, but apparently I talk and mumble things out loud in my sleep.

[Joekerr]

LOL at above.

Nice to know I'm not alone.

I sleepwalk and sleeptalk, sometimes as a combo. Its almost like a video playing in my head I guess when its in combo, as long as whatever I'm trying to talk to doesn't interrupt the pre-planned sequence, I won't wake up.

I once had my brother convinced there was a bomb in the house...that was pretty funny later on once I woke up...he wasn't as amused as I was, but its a story we laugh about now.

Only ever hurt myself once though...in my stupid head I was walking down this hallway in my old house, and for some reason I convinced myself there was a railway mining track going down the hallway (carpeted hallway too mind you - but my stupid brain still thought it was plausible to have a track on a carpeted hallway) and all of a sudden there was this big mining cart coming down the tracks.

Anyhow I dove out of the way of the supposed cart, but unfortunately I must have also done so in real life too. I think I hit my head off either the desk or the chair, maybe knocked myself out for a little while, no idea, but when I woke up, had blood pouring out of a gash in my forehead, trying to wipe it out of my eyes and find the door (no windows in the room so its pitch black) so I'm feeling along the wall with blood all over my hands too now - finally find it and wake my brother up, who got my Dad up and he drove me in to get stitches. I'm told the room looked like some sort of murder scene from the bloody handprints and carpet though lol.

All the other times its very harmless, I'm thinking my computer is cold so I'll strip the comforter off my bed, wrap it up in the comforter, and then wake up shivering a couple hours later due to me no longer having a comforter.

[Sara]

I just sleep

[adriang]

Originally Posted by Sara504

I just sleep

With you on that one

But sometimes when I'm about to fall asleep I get scared and flinch. This happened to me maybe 3 times at most

[kyleb350]

Originally Posted by Sara504

I just sleep

I dunnooooo. That picture ain't movin itself

[Colt]

Originally Posted by Italteen3

I passed out on my couch around midnight and about 2:30-3am I apparently slept-walked in my parents bedroom and peed on my father's slippers while they were on the floor next to his bed and they were both sleeping. My mom told me she heard water running/splashing woke up and turned over to see me peeing yelled my name and I just mumbled something and went back to the couch. Didn't have anything to drink and don't remember any of it.

All I know was I couldn't stop laughing for a week and my dad was pissed his new 3 week old $90 slippers were ruined

I did something similar to this but wasn't sleep walking. Was just sh!tfaced. Walked in my parents room (they have a vacation house, was there to celebrate my GFs birthday), and was about to whip it out when my dad woke up and said, "dude....what the f&$%k are you doing?" I replied, "I'm going to the bathroom?" His response, "Dude, this isn't the bathroom." Walked over to their little end table they had and I said, "OK, NOW I'm in the bathroom." . My dad and uncle told me in the morning of this story and I cracked up. Asked my dad, "dude what if I did piss on you?" He replied, "dude it wouldn't of been a good night I would of enjoyed."

Originally Posted by E90SoFlo

I use an app called Sleep cycle that tacks the movement of your phone throughout the night.

I don't have my phone in my pocket when I sleep, I have it on an end table next to my bed. Does it still work that far away?

Originally Posted by adriang

But sometimes when I'm about to fall asleep I get scared and flinch. This happened to me maybe 3 times at most

I do this. When I'm half asleep I sometimes have "half?" dreams and I'm sub-conscious and something happens when I'm thinking about something, I jump in the bed. I've had incidences of a few different times. One of me riding a scooter when I was younger (just thinking about younger days), going off the side of the sidewalk and falling down in the dream, and I'll jump up in my bed. Pretty funny though because I'm fully aware of it happening.

[kyleb350]

My friend's girlfriend told me that one night, he sat up in bed and straight up clocked her in the head. I think he just used sleepwalking as an excuse

[CollinsE90]

I once stood up on the bed, turned, and peed on my father thinking he was the toilet. Never woke up. I was about 7 so we were staying at my grandmothers house in the same room.

[grimlock]

That's three "pee on dad" 's already... what's up with that??

[Vanity]

Back when I was in University, probably 2nd year, I had been studying too much for one of my Organic Chemistry finals and didn't get enough sleep. So I'm taking public transit back and managed to doze off. In the dream I remembered trying to figure out which Organic Chemistry molecule was the correct one and my multiple choice answer came in the form of 4 vending machines with big red dispense buttons (to dispense the actual chemical answer). Needless to say, when I reached to hit the answer I got zapped by electricity and woke up, found myself with my arm in the middle of the air pressing an imaginary button and shaking violently from being "zapped" by electricity.

Lady sitting across from me got scared... I took the next station off. Fun times in University...

[Draven]

I used to do it all the time. Wake up at 2am, start getting ready for work. Usually the water hitting the tub in the shower would wake me (or my ex) and I'd go back to bed.

I sleep-talk all the time too. My ex used to have a field day with it.

Before Paranormal Activity came out, I used to get out of bed and just stand at the end of the bed for an hour and then back back in. My ex hated it, and was even more freaked out by the movie because of it.

[Rookie83]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

LOL at above.

Nice to know I'm not alone.

I sleepwalk and sleeptalk, sometimes as a combo. Its almost like a video playing in my head I guess when its in combo, as long as whatever I'm trying to talk to doesn't interrupt the pre-planned sequence, I won't wake up.

I once had my brother convinced there was a bomb in the house...that was pretty funny later on once I woke up...he wasn't as amused as I was, but its a story we laugh about now.

Only ever hurt myself once though...in my stupid head I was walking down this hallway in my old house, and for some reason I convinced myself there was a railway mining track going down the hallway (carpeted hallway too mind you - but my stupid brain still thought it was plausible to have a track on a carpeted hallway) and all of a sudden there was this big mining cart coming down the tracks.

Anyhow I dove out of the way of the supposed cart, but unfortunately I must have also done so in real life too. I think I hit my head off either the desk or the chair, maybe knocked myself out for a little while, no idea, but when I woke up, had blood pouring out of a gash in my forehead, trying to wipe it out of my eyes and find the door (no windows in the room so its pitch black) so I'm feeling along the wall with blood all over my hands too now - finally find it and wake my brother up, who got my Dad up and he drove me in to get stitches. I'm told the room looked like some sort of murder scene from the bloody handprints and carpet though lol.

All the other times its very harmless, I'm thinking my computer is cold so I'll strip the comforter off my bed, wrap it up in the comforter, and then wake up shivering a couple hours later due to me no longer having a comforter.

I just busted out laughing my ass off at work while reading this hahaha

[donovan]

sleep walking is weird and ridiculous. I find it just odd as hell..