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      06-11-2010, 09:48 AM   #23
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Also /facepalm and big turnoff when a bitch's pussy is all nice and shaved and then there is a little garden around her asshole.
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      06-11-2010, 09:52 AM   #24
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OH SHIT!
It's like come on bish how can you not possibly know your asshole is hairy? Isn't that shit common sense?
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It's like come on bish how can you not possibly know your asshole is hairy? Isn't that shit common sense?
Right? Some just don't seem to understand



I know they tickle it for stimulation. It must trigger something in their brains if it tickles back.
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      06-11-2010, 12:09 PM   #26
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No sideburns? I'm talking like Sara Silverman style...cute and I'd totally wail on her

is that a man?
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hair on head and pussy is ok, anywhere else = no

atleast they should wax/shave it.
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I hate her too but physically I'm into it
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what about lower back? Fuzz yes
moustache peach fuzz Bothers the fucking hell out of me
Convince them to shave it by saying that it prevents wrinkles, its true I swear.

peach fuzz side burns eww.
all of the above? I can't touch hairy girls it bothers me. I am manscaped and am not a hairy or smelly guy so if a chick is that's a major turn off.


Gross you guys have seen hairy assholes???
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      06-11-2010, 01:38 PM   #31
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is that a man?
i lol'd hard
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all of the above? I can't touch hairy girls it bothers me. I am manscaped and am not a hairy or smelly guy so if a chick is that's a major turn off.


Gross you guys have seen hairy assholes???
Yes, a little bit of my soul died that day
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Yes, a little bit of my soul was destroyed that day
FUCKING GROSS!!! A girl shouldn't have taint hair. My ex had a tiny bit but she shaved that shit.
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FUCKING GROSS!!! A girl shouldn't have taint hair. My ex had a tiny bit but she shaved that shit.
Dunno how chicks get that stuff and the fact that they are oblivious to it being there really just mind = blown me
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Landing strip or trimmed triangle?
Bald.
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      06-11-2010, 02:32 PM   #38
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Landing strip or trimmed triangle?
I don't need a landing strip, I'm a skilled pilot.
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I don't need a landing strip, I'm a skilled pilot.
Careful...might land in some bushes
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Here's my picture so you know I'm serious about my aviation skillz

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