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      01-21-2014, 06:16 PM   #1
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Valentine's Day Presents?

Hi all,

Didn't see a thread on this.

What are you giving this Valentine's day to your significant other(s)?

Need some ideas!
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      01-21-2014, 06:41 PM   #2
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Nice dinner out. Christmas was less than a month ago for crying out loud.
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      01-21-2014, 06:56 PM   #3
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I can't wait until March 14
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      01-21-2014, 07:15 PM   #4
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White Day!!!
Also Pi day
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Also Pi day
What kind of pi are you talking about?

I know the kind I'm taking about.
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      01-21-2014, 08:22 PM   #7
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You really can't go wrong with anything in Carbon Fiber.
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      01-21-2014, 08:40 PM   #8
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+1 Gives a nice subtle message that she needs to lose some weight.
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+1 Gives a nice subtle message that she needs to lose some weight.
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+1 Gives a nice subtle message that she needs to lose some weight.
I got my gf a jillian michaels workout dvd set once. she used it for 2 weeks, it was really working.. then she stopped….

I also got her a gym membership one year…. she doesn't go much

How much more blunt and obvious can I be that I want her to workout more? She was a 0 when we met, now she's a 2, sometimes a 4 depending on the brand.
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I got my gf a jillian michaels workout dvd set once. she used it for 2 weeks, it was really working.. then she stopped….

I also got her a gym membership one year…. she doesn't go much

How much more blunt and obvious can I be that I want her to workout more? She was a 0 when we met, now she's a 2, sometimes a 4 depending on the brand.
They (female companions) tend to notice blunt and obvious hints, and they fear those or even worse think your being facetious with them. Fight back with mind games, but don't make it obvious. Usually they are masters at this battle plan so you just want to be stealthy. I recommend making her home browser a fitness or dietary website and blaming on a virus. Second look through some old photo albums with her and mention how "we used to look great." (Proceed with caution, very risky conversation will happen.) Don't forget to play stupid, guarantees a mental breakdown while she tries to find out whats wrong with her and tries to fix it. Either that or your going to spend valentines day with your right hand again. Btw need pics of said gf to confirm advice.
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      01-22-2014, 05:46 AM   #12
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I was thinking about getting my girl one of those edible arrangements and maybe something for a bubble bath. We're like 6000+ miles apart due to my job, otherwise I'd take her out to dinner.
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On the day of the V, I treat her to a whole day of the D.

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I was thinking about getting my girl one of those edible arrangements and maybe something for a bubble bath. We're like 6000+ miles apart due to my job, otherwise I'd take her out to dinner.
I got mine edible arrangements last year when she was still in MI. Good gift if there is distance, IMO.
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Pretty sure there is a thread on this subject every year.

Anyway, if you are so clueless to take advice on gifts from strangers on the internet, you might as well not get anything since it's probably not going to last.
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I got my gf a jillian michaels workout dvd set once. she used it for 2 weeks, it was really working.. then she stopped….

I also got her a gym membership one year…. she doesn't go much

How much more blunt and obvious can I be that I want her to workout more? She was a 0 when we met, now she's a 2, sometimes a 4 depending on the brand.

sigh*

same problem here.
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What kind of pi are you talking about?

I know the kind I'm taking about.

cream pieee yummm
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I was thinking about getting my girl one of those edible arrangements and maybe something for a bubble bath. We're like 6000+ miles apart due to my job, otherwise I'd take her out to dinner.
dude, you know she's already fucking someone else right !?!?

on V-Day, she's gonna be getting her V crushed by her neighbor's D....
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cream pieee yummm
wow no one is biting on this?

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dude, you know she's already fucking someone else right !?!?

on V-Day, she's gonna be getting her V crushed by her neighbor's D....
V-D day!
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wow no one is biting on this?


yeah, um, pics first...
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yeah, um, pics first...
pics of what?
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