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      07-04-2009, 09:46 AM   #1
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does anyone really need this?

[u2b]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/crfGXmxJ1vM&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/crfGXmxJ1vM&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/u2b]
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      07-04-2009, 02:15 PM   #2
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Ho-lee-shit. (No pun intended)

I hate it when I jack up my rotator cuff while wiping my ass, but sometimes you just have to get in there. *shrug*

Order now and get the "constipation grip" handle when you need that extra bit of push!
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      07-04-2009, 03:16 PM   #3
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OH WTF
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saw you comment and i'd lay on my bed and cry, then i put some Yulio Iglesias music, no more problem.


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      07-05-2009, 12:59 PM   #4
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no demo???
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      07-05-2009, 06:11 PM   #5
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wtf
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      07-05-2009, 07:07 PM   #6
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LMAO!! i saw this a few days ago
so fucking retarded
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      07-06-2009, 01:30 PM   #7
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lmfao what will the come up with next lol.
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      07-06-2009, 04:06 PM   #8
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ummm why isn't there a demonstration ?? cause it seems really weird to wipe your ass with it.
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      08-06-2009, 09:34 AM   #9
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I could build a better ass wiping machine using only a belt sander from Lowe's, a toilet paper holder, and some mud flaps.
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      08-06-2009, 11:32 AM   #10
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This is something that would only really sell to the extremely obese population of America... Since America has such a large Obese percentage, I don't blame someone for trying to make a quick buck out of it..
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      08-06-2009, 09:46 PM   #11
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Who doesn't know how to wipe their own ass?
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      08-06-2009, 09:54 PM   #12
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how love the lady's accent..."protect your dignity"...lol
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      08-07-2009, 08:06 AM   #13
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wait, wait! This thread should be merged with the "328i is a useless car" thread. If you jack the rear up and wrap a tire in toilet paper it could perform a similar function!
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      08-11-2009, 04:12 PM   #14
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Really?...is this what they show on American TV now?
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      08-13-2009, 02:48 AM   #15
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lol "Being a big guy has it's advantages...AND disadvantages"
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      08-16-2009, 07:25 PM   #16
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I could build a better ass wiping machine using only a belt sander from Lowe's, a toilet paper holder, and some mud flaps.
Holy fuck thats funny....
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