BMW M Division major technological oversights

Serious · 09-15-2010, 11:36 AM

Once again this thread enforces that being able to afford an expensive car is in no way an indication of even average intelligence or elementary school level reading comprehension.

jeff@autocouture · 09-15-2010, 11:44 AM

we've got some angry people in here lol

jdgamble · 09-15-2010, 12:20 PM

Hahahaha... OP, I give you a 9 for the write-up, but I think the best part about this thread is that some people are taking it seriously!

farbarg · 09-15-2010, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by mkoesel

LOL, especially the CF engine.

Anti-lock doors is the other big one you missed.

Good one. Saves you when your 18 month old gets stuck in the car with your only key. I have no direct experience with this.

Chako · 09-15-2010, 12:28 PM

if everyone sends $100 to my paypal account my company will make this happen

*my company in no way will make this happen

M3Fool · 09-15-2010, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by jdgamble

Hahahaha... OP, I give you a 9 for the write-up, but I think the best part about this thread is that some people are taking it seriously!

It is serious!!!! I heard from, my best friends mom's brothers aunt in Washington, that her dog sitters son's girlfriends dad's cousin in Tallywacky used to work at a place and a friend of the customers daughters babysitter said he had one!!!

Un deniable proof!!!!!

esquire · 09-15-2010, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Serious

Once again this thread enforces that being able to afford an expensive car is in no way an indication of even average intelligence or elementary school level reading comprehension.

. this guy.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chako

if everyone sends $100 to my paypal account my company will make this happen

*my company in no way will make this happen

Haha. I'm in for 100.
*I am in no way in for 100

NYCMCBM3 · 09-15-2010, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by fastrack

you been drinking?

maybe drinking and sniffing

and injecting and puffing

quiksi · 09-15-2010, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by jdgamble

Hahahaha... OP, I give you a 9 for the write-up, but I think the best part about this thread is that some people are taking it seriously!

no kidding... some people are way too full of themselves

graider · 09-16-2010, 11:34 AM

unrealistic

valeram · 09-16-2010, 01:54 PM

Look what you've done! You exposed M's super secret prototype car. Merc, Audi and others will now steal it and come out with it first.

michaelw9 · 09-16-2010, 02:16 PM

LOL'd at the sarcasm... but on a more serious note: I'd like to see an all carbon-fiber body. I know they can do it, but the goal here is to do it without making the car cost a billion bucks.

John Tanglewood · 09-16-2010, 02:31 PM

You're a feisty little fellah, aren't ya!?

Haha no, but in all seriousness, I like your ideas, and I feel like they may in fact be realistic one day....

But c'mon, give BMW credit for making the current M3 v8 lighter than the previous M3's I6

esquire · 09-16-2010, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by graider

unrealistic

^ i love these replies.

also, some food for thought:

crackberry · 09-17-2010, 01:24 AM

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Originally Posted by michaelw9

LOL'd at the sarcasm... but on a more serious note: I'd like to see an all carbon-fiber body. I know they can do it, but the goal here is to do it without making the car cost a billion bucks.

would be interesting to see.

Em Trey Drvr · 09-17-2010, 03:41 PM

Keep wishing...everyone knows that flux capacitors and auto-switching to night mode in Navigation are technologies that are at least 100 years out...

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