IBIZA

Javi335 · 08-15-2010, 05:46 PM

Ibiza, or El Dorado mediterranean. In my onanistic and desolate adolescence, before the male assertive and proactive which today cuases watery havocs in the more fortified crutchs crop out into the flash of a stellar collision now i am, Ibiza appeared in my dreams as the Promised Land where my wounds heal and rebuild the unlucky fortune of my non-existent sex life. What was impossible elsewhere, there was a habit, and routine standard. I was not looking for a miracle, i looking for something real, with a texture, measures and concrete way: pussies.

Eventually yourself realizes that it is not Ibiza or Sebastopol. Is what are you and she is, is the way and not the place, that is the play and not latitude. That you are you, it doesnt matter much to show your cards in Shangri-La or throw the nets of love in the happy Arcady. A pussy has its times and his instincts, not always the same and change from vagina to vagina. You have it in your hand and then it turned repentant with a Prince Charming who is not you. I ended up learning four tricks and trusting the fate and dick welfare to they ever work. Ibiza only been a place with more pussies to bet on.

So, the moral is; dont go to Ibiza for girls and party, go for the island, the beachs, the feeling of forget the time and his dictatorship, now turned on allied , the spirit of the Love Island. The expericence of be alone with yourself watching a sunset with the eternal sea as the only witness there. Once you truly know the island and his places, you see everything else as a waste of time which you could do in a thousand of different places.

Thats what really Ibiza is.

pd: dont get twisted, its ok to spend a day on Space too, and fuck a girl if you can.

ghosthi32 · 08-15-2010, 05:57 PM

O_o

JayKay335i · 08-15-2010, 06:02 PM

Ibiza. Roll balls fuck bitches.

Javi335 · 08-15-2010, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by ghosthi32

O_o

Yeah, the pic of sunset is beautiful. Its even more live

Javi335 · 08-15-2010, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by JayKay335i

Ibiza. Roll balls fuck bitches.

With that tought, you're missing the best.

JayKay335i · 08-15-2010, 06:13 PM

EPIC.

Javi335 · 08-15-2010, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by JayKay335i

EPIC.

Im an great admirer of Ronald Reagan

And you?

bmwmthree · 08-15-2010, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Javi335

Im an great admirer of Ronald Reagan

And you?

Javi335 · 08-15-2010, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by bmwmthree

hahaha

Another Martini, Paul?

.:bHd:. · 08-15-2010, 10:49 PM

lol even though ur a failed writer, i agree with your point. If you go to ibiza with the mindset to party hard and fuck you're not gonna have fun. That will happen if you're at the right place and time but dont go chasing it. The island is freaking beautiful. Cafe del mar has the nicest sunset ive even seen. The beaches are beautiful. The clubs are okay, vegas is better.

BTM · 08-15-2010, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Javi335

Another Martini, Paul?

Obscure American Psycho quotes FTW!

jibaholic101 · 08-15-2010, 11:43 PM

i hope to be going there this fall, ahhh cant wait!! i plan on slaying mucho panocha, however i find that the less you chase and the less hard you try and the more you enjoy yourself and have a happy and positive outlook, the more poon you seem to slay

08-15-2010, 05:46 PM	#1
Javi335 Troll but nice 164 Rep 341 Posts Drives: 335i E92 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Returning videotapes iTrader: (0)	IBIZA Ibiza, or El Dorado mediterranean. In my onanistic and desolate adolescence, before the male assertive and proactive which today cuases watery havocs in the more fortified crutchs crop out into the flash of a stellar collision now i am, Ibiza appeared in my dreams as the Promised Land where my wounds heal and rebuild the unlucky fortune of my non-existent sex life. What was impossible elsewhere, there was a habit, and routine standard. I was not looking for a miracle, i looking for something real, with a texture, measures and concrete way: pussies. Eventually yourself realizes that it is not Ibiza or Sebastopol. Is what are you and she is, is the way and not the place, that is the play and not latitude. That you are you, it doesnt matter much to show your cards in Shangri-La or throw the nets of love in the happy Arcady. A pussy has its times and his instincts, not always the same and change from vagina to vagina. You have it in your hand and then it turned repentant with a Prince Charming who is not you. I ended up learning four tricks and trusting the fate and dick welfare to they ever work. Ibiza only been a place with more pussies to bet on. So, the moral is; dont go to Ibiza for girls and party, go for the island, the beachs, the feeling of forget the time and his dictatorship, now turned on allied , the spirit of the Love Island. The expericence of be alone with yourself watching a sunset with the eternal sea as the only witness there. Once you truly know the island and his places, you see everything else as a waste of time which you could do in a thousand of different places. Thats what really Ibiza is. pd: dont get twisted, its ok to spend a day on Space too, and fuck a girl if you can. Last edited by Javi335; 08-15-2010 at 05:57 PM..
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.:bHd:. Major 331 Rep 1,149 Posts Drives: E92 335i MT Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: So Cal iTrader: (0)	lol even though ur a failed writer, i agree with your point. If you go to ibiza with the mindset to party hard and fuck you're not gonna have fun. That will happen if you're at the right place and time but dont go chasing it. The island is freaking beautiful. Cafe del mar has the nicest sunset ive even seen. The beaches are beautiful. The clubs are okay, vegas is better. __________________
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jibaholic101 Brigadier General 159 Rep 3,496 Posts Drives: women wild Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Charleston, SC iTrader: (0)	i hope to be going there this fall, ahhh cant wait!! i plan on slaying mucho panocha, however i find that the less you chase and the less hard you try and the more you enjoy yourself and have a happy and positive outlook, the more poon you seem to slay __________________ some italian, german, and japanese ones; and on order more of the same
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