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      11-11-2015, 07:13 PM   #2201
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I meant what's been contributed in this thread, haha.
Oh..... I see....... Thanks..... .......
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You should keep looking. They aren't all like that.
I never said ALL women, I just stated "women collect...." It's doesn't mean all women are the same. I guess Bimmette doesn't collect any of these and I had some shoes for her!!! Having that said, It's really scare to meet a nice girl thats into hobbies or cars.
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You should keep looking. They aren't all like that.
I never said ALL women, I just stated "women collect...." It's doesn't mean all women are the same. I guess Bimmette doesn't collect any of these and I had some shoes for her!!! Having that said, It's really scare to meet a nice girl thats into hobbies or cars.
My wife would kill for those!
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      11-11-2015, 07:43 PM   #2205
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My wife would kill for those!
Mine wouldn't be caught dead in them.
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Mine wouldn't be caught dead in them.
But they MIGHT be your size?
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But they MIGHT be your size?
If they are, i'd rock the crap out of those.

For about 3 minutes. Just long enough to immortalize the event for future generations of OTers.
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You should keep looking. They aren't all like that.
I never said ALL women, I just stated "women collect...." It's doesn't mean all women are the same. I guess Bimmette doesn't collect any of these and I had some shoes for her!!! Having that said, It's really scare to meet a nice girl thats into hobbies or cars.
Of your list, I only have a lot of nail polish, which costs five bucks each. But if you want to send me a pair of Louboutins, I won't stop you.
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Mine wouldn't be caught dead in them.
And Mr Tonka wins the wife face off.

You fucking suck Tonka! You're murdering our egos here.

* your wife dresses up as you on Halloween (admittedly not knowing about your shot posted)

* she won you (admittedly your biggest merit in my eyes is the mentioned shot)

* wouldnt wear horrible and ugly shoes.

Bimette, Biorin, lets just face it. We have zero hope against chicks like her.
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And Mr Tonka wins the wife face off.

You fucking suck Tonka! You're murdering our egos here.

* your wife dresses up as you on Halloween (admittedly not knowing about your shot posted)

* she won you (admittedly your biggest merit in my eyes is the mentioned shot)

* wouldnt wear horrible and ugly shoes.

Bimette, Biorin, lets just face it. We have zero hope against chicks like her.
MY spouse wants to join MBworld. I told her about potential leg humpers.
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MY spouse wants to join MBworld. I told her about potential leg humpers.
Hahaha, is she still set on getting a C63?
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MY spouse wants to join MBworld. I told her about potential leg humpers.
and you ruined the surprise?!?!?
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Of your list, I only have a lot of nail polish, which costs five bucks each. But if you want to send me a pair of Louboutins, I won't stop you.
I was going to but you already told me that wasn't of your interest. Sorry.
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I was going to but you already told me that wasn't of your interest. Sorry.
I'll take them for my fiance!
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And Mr Tonka wins the wife face off.

You fucking suck Tonka! You're murdering our egos here.

* your wife dresses up as you on Halloween (admittedly not knowing about your shot posted)

* she won you (admittedly your biggest merit in my eyes is the mentioned shot)

* wouldnt wear horrible and ugly shoes.

Bimette, Biorin, lets just face it. We have zero hope against chicks like her.
She didn't win me, she was forced to settle. I spread horrible rumors about her which rendered her virtually undatable. hahaha

And thats only because you didn't see the after shot capturing the area just above the mentioned shot. Lets just say i wasn't wearing a "fitted suit".
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and you ruined the surprise?!?!?
LOL, she when she use to have a job at downtown, she use to get leg humped by lots of guys who takes bus to downtown. She use to put her ring hand right on her laps to deter some.



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Hahaha, is she still set on getting a C63?
Yup. Either W204 507/BS or W205. She prefers W204 507/BS in 4 door.
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MY spouse wants to join MBworld. I told her about potential leg humpers.
Did you mention cellulite and ass disappearance? Not to mention the reproduction of wrinkles and the smell of the car kills the brain!!!! the hair starts to get loose my the minute, ears start to fade, nails start to crack....there are several weired deseases like Mercelitis and Benzatosis!!!! Really weired with no known cure!!!!
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She didn't win me, she was forced to settle. I spread horrible rumors about her which rendering her virtually undatable. hahaha

And thats only because you didn't see the after shot capturing the area just above the mentioned shot. Lets just say i wasn't wearing a "fitted suit".
Well it did the job, so lets add a dating guru to your list of attributes.
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Did you mention cellulite and ass disappearance? Not to mention the reproduction of wrinkles and the smell of the car kills the brain!!!! the hair starts to get loose my the minute, ears start to fade, nails start to crack....there are several weired deseases like Mercelitis and Benzatosis!!!! Really weired with no known cure!!!!
Yeah, before avalon, we had W204.
I think C300 W204 is more of a chick magnet than M3+M4+M5+M6+GTR combined.

C300 brake was impressive, but their throttle response was horrible.
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LOL, she when she use to have a job at downtown, she use to get leg humped by lots of guys who takes bus to downtown. She use to put her ring hand right on her laps to deter some.

My kind of lady!
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She didn't win me, she was forced to settle. I spread horrible rumors about her which rendered her virtually undatable. hahaha

And thats only because you didn't see the after shot capturing the area just above the mentioned shot. Lets just say i wasn't wearing a "fitted suit".
How people can tell is when parents tells us "Are you sure you wanna marry him/her?" when you first introduce them to you.

In that case, we both settled.
Both side of parents initially thought we can do so much better. hahahahahaha
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