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View Poll Results: How do you wipe?
Front to back 30 50.85%
Back to front 21 35.59%
I don't wipe - I enjoy anal itch 8 13.56%
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      06-17-2011, 09:43 AM   #1
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How do you wipe?

Back to front? or front to back?

I've heard some reasoning about wiping from front to back so that you don't wipe all the shit towards your taint. thoughts?
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      06-17-2011, 10:02 AM   #2
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      06-17-2011, 10:04 AM   #3
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Back to front? or front to back?

I've heard some reasoning about wiping from front to back so that you don't wipe all the shit towards your taint. thoughts?
that is to keep sh*t out of your vagina
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      06-17-2011, 10:08 AM   #4
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We need a followup, not only direction but what is the method of access ?
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      06-17-2011, 10:09 AM   #5
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that is to keep sh*t out of your vagina
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most of the time when i shit, it's so gross and disturbing that i just start the shower while i'm sitting on the toilet.

i just shower afterwards.....
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most of the time when i shit, it's so gross and disturbing that i just start the shower while i'm sitting on the toilet.

i just shower afterwards.....
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      06-17-2011, 10:51 AM   #8
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How many of these threads do we need?

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      06-17-2011, 11:42 AM   #9
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      06-18-2011, 02:50 AM   #10
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Where's the option for both?
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      06-18-2011, 03:01 AM   #11
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you must like anal itch
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      06-18-2011, 11:12 AM   #12
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Wipe with what exactly?? This poll is Fail.
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      06-18-2011, 11:36 AM   #13
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Front to back, followed by a wet wipe or two.
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      06-18-2011, 11:42 AM   #14
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      06-18-2011, 01:26 PM   #15
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Wipe front to BACK. WHAT THE FUCK YOU DONT WANT SHIT TO GET ON YOUR BALLS! And gotta shower after always

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This thread is shitty
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what you carrying? cottonelle? charmin ultra? what you got homie?
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Where's the option for having it professionally flushed out?
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      06-18-2011, 06:57 PM   #21
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most of the time when i shit, it's so gross and disturbing that i just start the shower while i'm sitting on the toilet.

i just shower afterwards.....
story of my life.
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story of my life.
every day, at least twice a day. My shits dictate my showers
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