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      06-15-2011, 04:31 PM   #89
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sorry but..

fake tits look fake
and green grass is green......
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      06-15-2011, 04:42 PM   #90
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A white girl?
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      06-15-2011, 05:03 PM   #91
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and green grass is green......
I know i know

just had to say it, since nobody else has
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      06-15-2011, 05:09 PM   #92
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fake boobs my ass... I like them either ways
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BMW have tapped into this by mirroring typical BMW dynamics and steering communication within the new UKL cars.
You mean massive body roll, a steering system that is not connected to the front wheels, and the engine note played through the speaker system?!?!?!?!
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      06-15-2011, 05:17 PM   #93
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A white girl?
white "complected" HAHA !!!!

she's mexican.....
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      06-16-2011, 01:33 PM   #94
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last year i fucked off almost $20K in 3 months.

1) Disneyland - $1700
2) paying off the wife's $5500 credit card
3) lens #1 - $2200
4) lens #2 - $1700
5) $6000 on wife's tits
6) $4000 down payment on BMW

lenses, tits and BMW was soooooo worth it !!!!!
The only time I did that 2 years later she cheated on me, we got divorced and she remarried someone else within the week after we were divorced. I even asked at the divorce hearing if I could get part time custody of the tits.
No one else found it funny but me!
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      06-16-2011, 01:49 PM   #95
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My girl has implants as well. IMO they're not fake if you can play with em.
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My girl has implants as well. IMO they're not fake if you can play with em.
since i got the "pics or BS" comment, i don't feel bad putting you on the spot now.

pics or BS, BroMontana !!!!!
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      06-16-2011, 05:25 PM   #97
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Sub-pectoral I am assuming?....

Make sure she has them removed before she turns 80...the bolt ons always look abit strange in women over 70...

Kudos to you for having your gal pose for gross horny hairy dudes on a car forum holding up 10K worth of goods...God Bless you!...
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      06-16-2011, 05:40 PM   #98
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what do they look like when they are removed? Is it like pancakes? isnt the natural fat all smushed and distorted.
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what do they look like when they are removed? Is it like pancakes? isnt the natural fat all smushed and distorted.
Who cares?


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Sub-pectoral I am assuming?....

Make sure she has them removed before she turns 80...the bolt ons always look abit strange in women over 70...

Kudos to you for having your gal pose for gross horny hairy dudes on a car forum holding up 10K worth of goods...God Bless you!...
Speak for urrselff mister hahahha
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      06-16-2011, 06:21 PM   #100
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lol - why would you remove fake boobs !?!?

p.s.
wren57 owes us some titties....
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Sub-pectoral I am assuming?....

Make sure she has them removed before she turns 80...the bolt ons always look abit strange in women over 70...
yep - "under the muscle"

they're good for 10 years and since we didn't go "super massive porn start tits", they will probably look good for another 15-20 years.
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      06-16-2011, 11:01 PM   #102
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I know the feeling. I've lost tens of thousands due to bad decisions in gambling. You have to really have your stuff together when you gamble and not treat it like a hobby.

I hope you can get throught it and learn from your mistakes.
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I know the feeling. I've lost tens of thousands due to bad decisions in gambling. You have to really have your stuff together when you gamble and not treat it like a hobby.

I hope you can get throught it and learn from your mistakes.
please stay on topic - we're talking tits.
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      06-19-2011, 01:34 PM   #104
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Oh man... Those are great. A nicely done pair of fake tits look soo nice. Love it!
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      06-19-2011, 02:03 PM   #105
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we went to Dr. Ciaravino - best in texas
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      06-19-2011, 02:20 PM   #106
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The winners leave the table while they're still up.
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+ 1, to take a break
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      08-21-2012, 11:24 PM   #108
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what is this thread wtf
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Sub-pectoral I am assuming?....

Make sure she has them removed before she turns 80...the bolt ons always look abit strange in women over 70...

Kudos to you for having your gal pose for gross horny hairy dudes on a car forum holding up 10K worth of goods...God Bless you!...

what does any of this mean
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what is this thread wtf
LITERALLY. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA made my night
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