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      06-16-2011, 09:36 AM   #23
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Catnip or a ball of yarn, they love that shit. If that doesn't work call the fire department. how did it get in there?
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      06-16-2011, 09:42 AM   #24
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.... hmmmm i think he meant cat converter, so that means ..... to convert a cat into a dog? you will need to contact merlin, try merlin@someweirdoldmagician.com
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      06-16-2011, 09:48 AM   #25
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This wouldn't have happened if you had kitten mittons.

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      06-16-2011, 11:50 AM   #26
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you replace it with straight pipe
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      06-16-2011, 11:53 AM   #27
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you replace it with straight pipe
We have a winner!

Why was this put in the OT section... The admins hate us don't they?
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Shove cherry bombs in your exhaust.
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This thread = priceless haha
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First make sure the pussy is well lubed *this is key
then start with just a finger, nothing more and gently caress the pussy until you have it under complete control,You should be able to move it out, Do not under any circumstances try inserting another finger behind the pussy, this could have disastorous results.
I know it seems like a good idea but it isnt, trust me.
I believe that's when he's near the cat, to get the cat fully out, start it off with a few shots of hard liquor and some happy pills.
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