BMW M3 Forum (E90 E92)

BMW Garage BMW Meets Register Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read


Go Back   M3Post - BMW M3 Forum > BIMMERPOST Universal Forums > Off-Topic Discussions Board
 
INDustry distribution
Post Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
      06-13-2011, 05:05 PM   #45
mdosu
Banned
No_Country
118
Rep
8,517
Posts

 
Drives: Double Vanos'd Civic-M3
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: San Francisco

iTrader: (6)

Quote:
Originally Posted by wren57 View Post
Easy solution:

1) Take out $60k from bank/equity/wherever.
2) Return to casino
3) Play roulette
4) Put $9k on black
5a) If black, profit
5b) If red, put $18k on black
6a) If black, profit
6b) If red, put $33k on black
6a) If black, profit
6b) If red, I don't need to tell you what to do...
apparently you don't understand the probabilities of the roulette table...

you realize the previous spin doesn't indicate the outcome of the next spin? They're independent probabilities.

Your reasoning is: "there's never ever been 2 terrorists each with a bomb on a plane, so to prevent myself from running into a terrorist with a bomb on the plane, I will bring a bomb on the plane". 2 independent events.
Appreciate 0
      06-13-2011, 05:05 PM   #46
iBoost
Brigadier General
iBoost's Avatar
49
Rep
3,041
Posts

 
Drives: real slow
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Las Vegas

iTrader: (13)

on the bright side youre working for freeeee fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Appreciate 0
      06-13-2011, 05:08 PM   #47
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Lieutenant
United_States
20
Rep
469
Posts

 
Drives: 1
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: 2

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by EmmettBrown View Post
the sky is blue.

does saying that make me feel good too? what makes you say im actually thinking that just because i said it? l2trollandnottakelifesrsly
because you actually did post that.
Appreciate 0
      06-13-2011, 05:10 PM   #48
Spool
******
Spool's Avatar
Vietnam
179
Rep
6,164
Posts

 
Drives: A few
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: DC Metro

iTrader: (24)

Quote:
Originally Posted by wren57 View Post
Easy solution:

1) Take out $60k from bank/equity/wherever.
2) Return to casino
3) Play roulette
4) Put $9k on black
5a) If black, profit
5b) If red, put $18k on black
6a) If black, profit
6b) If red, put $33k on black
6a) If black, profit
6b) If red, I don't need to tell you what to do...

Your math is off...6B yields -2K even if he hits.
__________________


MKIV 6spd 1000hp Club
Appreciate 0
      06-13-2011, 05:10 PM   #49
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Lieutenant
United_States
20
Rep
469
Posts

 
Drives: 1
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: 2

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by mdosu View Post
apparently you don't understand the probabilities of the roulette table...

you realize the previous spin doesn't indicate the outcome of the next spin? They're independent probabilities.

Your reasoning is: "there's never ever been 2 terrorists each with a bomb on a plane, so to prevent myself from running into a terrorist with a bomb on the plane, I will bring a bomb on the plane". 2 independent events.
congrats, you just made the NSA watch list!
Appreciate 0
      06-13-2011, 05:10 PM   #50
mdosu
Banned
No_Country
118
Rep
8,517
Posts

 
Drives: Double Vanos'd Civic-M3
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: San Francisco

iTrader: (6)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Freakazoid View Post
you know the only way to get it back right?
Have sex with 100 fat chicks for $80 each?

or 80 really fat chicks for $100 each....fat chicks need love too, they just got to pay.
Appreciate 0
      06-13-2011, 05:32 PM   #51
Kroy
Brigadier General
Kroy's Avatar
United_States
39
Rep
3,035
Posts

 
Drives: E90
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Los Angeles, CA

iTrader: (1)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rotorocious View Post
try hookers and blow next time
WINNING!
Appreciate 0
      06-13-2011, 05:37 PM   #52
AngelinIsRich08
Banned
United_States
21
Rep
709
Posts

 
Drives: '11 X5M, '09 CTS
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: St. Louis, MO

iTrader: (0)

I went to a horse track betting place over the weekend. In the first two races I lost about $50 and then on the third race I put in only $6. I ended up with the winning horse and got $55. That's a pretty awesome return. Should have put in $30. Lol.
Appreciate 0
      06-13-2011, 06:19 PM   #53
Litos
Banned
United_States
58
Rep
2,900
Posts

 
Drives: 2012 Challenger RT Junk
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Houston/Pearland

iTrader: (1)

last year i fucked off almost $20K in 3 months.

1) Disneyland - $1700
2) paying off the wife's $5500 credit card
3) lens #1 - $2200
4) lens #2 - $1700
5) $6000 on wife's tits
6) $4000 down payment on BMW

lenses, tits and BMW was soooooo worth it !!!!!
Appreciate 0
      06-13-2011, 10:40 PM   #54
E92TTKING
Lieutenant Colonel
E92TTKING's Avatar
Greece
51
Rep
1,777
Posts

 
Drives: e92
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Merica

iTrader: (8)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Litos View Post
last year i fucked off almost $20K in 3 months.

1) Disneyland - $1700
2) paying off the wife's $5500 credit card
3) lens #1 - $2200
4) lens #2 - $1700
5) $6000 on wife's tits
6) $4000 down payment on BMW

lenses, tits and BMW was soooooo worth it !!!!!

Pics of the new bouncy toys or ban!
Appreciate 0
      06-13-2011, 10:45 PM   #55
iBoost
Brigadier General
iBoost's Avatar
49
Rep
3,041
Posts

 
Drives: real slow
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Las Vegas

iTrader: (13)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Litos View Post
lenses, tits and BMW was soooooo worth it !!!!!
pics with those lenses or it didnt happen
Appreciate 0
      06-13-2011, 11:03 PM   #56
E90SoFlo
Banned
53
Rep
2,675
Posts

 
Drives: E90 335i
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Naples, FL

iTrader: (9)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Litos View Post
last year i fucked off almost $20K in 3 months.

1) Disneyland - $1700
2) paying off the wife's $5500 credit card
3) lens #1 - $2200
4) lens #2 - $1700
5) $6000 on wife's tits
6) $4000 down payment on BMW

lenses, tits and BMW was soooooo worth it !!!!!
Pics of tits with lens or ban
Appreciate 0
      06-13-2011, 11:10 PM   #57
s2k_335i
This is it!!
s2k_335i's Avatar
No_Country
8
Rep
672
Posts

 
Drives: FBO 335i without meth
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Land of Freedom

iTrader: (1)

lol Great!! now let's see some picture of those tits.
__________________
DFW, TX. Current: 08' Cayenne GTS, 14' Boxster S, 12' CBR 1000', 04' Bayliner 2556
Sold: 2010 A4, 2008 335i, 2007 335i, 2006 M3, 2006 S2000, 1990 NSX, 1991 300zx, 1992 Supra, 1996 Prelude, 1981 CRX, 1980 Mustang.
Appreciate 0
      06-13-2011, 11:49 PM   #58
wren57
Roll Tide
wren57's Avatar
30
Rep
1,592
Posts

 
Drives: 335i
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Down South

iTrader: (8)

at those thinking I was being serious.
Appreciate 0
      06-14-2011, 12:21 AM   #59
Turbo>NA
xbox gamertag: HuGeBluEmOnKeY
Turbo>NA's Avatar
Armenia
85
Rep
3,762
Posts

 
Drives: M-Sport LCI
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: SoCal (626)

iTrader: (2)

why no tags yet
__________________

E92 335i alpine white | black dokota | auto | zpp | zsp | heated | iPod
- ltbmw : vorsteiner : linea corsa : h&r : k&n : e92-lighting : expectalot-vinyl -
--GONE--
Appreciate 0
      06-14-2011, 09:40 AM   #60
NYCGP
WTF are you looking at?
NYCGP's Avatar
55
Rep
1,578
Posts

 
Drives: Bandwagon
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Jungle

iTrader: (0)

Yeah, definitely would have dropped the 8k on 2 vip escorts for 2 days, 6 grams of Molly, 2 cases of water... a couple 5 hour energy shots and an economy pack of condoms..

Yep... sounds like a much better way to drop 8k... Probably still have enough money in my pocket to get into some more trouble elsewhere.

But... I just realized you are gambling in a crooked casino outside of AC/LV...
__________________
"It is better to be hated for what you are than loved for what you are not."
-André Gide
Appreciate 0
      06-14-2011, 09:41 AM   #61
Comet
Troll Harder
Comet's Avatar
Lebanon
73
Rep
596
Posts

 
Drives: 997 GT3, 997 4 GTS, X6M
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Montreal, Beirut

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
Quote:
Originally Posted by NYCGP View Post
Yeah, definitely would have dropped the 8k on 2 vip escorts for 2 days, 6 grams of Molly, 2 cases of water... a couple 5 hour energy shots and an economy pack of condoms..

Yep... sounds like a much better way to drop 8k... Probably still have enough money in my pocket to get into some more trouble elsewhere.
I think me and you need to party together.
__________________
Appreciate 0
      06-14-2011, 10:06 AM   #62
Quick6EF
Lieutenant
Quick6EF's Avatar
23
Rep
488
Posts

 
Drives: E92 Space Gray
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Boston

iTrader: (0)

OP sucks
__________________
Appreciate 0
      06-14-2011, 11:28 AM   #63
Strongbark
Brigadier General
Strongbark's Avatar
No_Country
88
Rep
3,688
Posts

 
Drives: 2015 M4 on order
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Earth

iTrader: (1)

Chasing bets were you?
Appreciate 0
      06-14-2011, 01:06 PM   #64
NYCGP
WTF are you looking at?
NYCGP's Avatar
55
Rep
1,578
Posts

 
Drives: Bandwagon
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Jungle

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by NYCGP View Post
Chasing losses ftl...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tuned1 View Post
Chasing bets were you?

It is a sad sight in the casino when someone is on full tilt.
__________________
"It is better to be hated for what you are than loved for what you are not."
-André Gide
Appreciate 0
      06-14-2011, 01:08 PM   #65
wren57
Roll Tide
wren57's Avatar
30
Rep
1,592
Posts

 
Drives: 335i
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Down South

iTrader: (8)

Why did you stop at $8k?
Appreciate 0
      06-14-2011, 01:14 PM   #66
M3Bahn
Lieutenant
M3Bahn's Avatar
62
Rep
487
Posts

 
Drives: M3
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: ATL

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rotorocious View Post
try hookers and blow next time
Correct answer
__________________
The journey is the reward.
Appreciate 0
Post Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 10:25 PM.




m3post
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
1Addicts.com, BIMMERPOST.com, E90Post.com, F30Post.com, M3Post.com, ZPost.com, 5Post.com, 6Post.com, 7Post.com, XBimmers.com logo and trademark are properties of BIMMERPOST