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      06-13-2011, 05:05 PM   #45
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Easy solution:

1) Take out $60k from bank/equity/wherever.
2) Return to casino
3) Play roulette
4) Put $9k on black
5a) If black, profit
5b) If red, put $18k on black
6a) If black, profit
6b) If red, put $33k on black
6a) If black, profit
6b) If red, I don't need to tell you what to do...
apparently you don't understand the probabilities of the roulette table...

you realize the previous spin doesn't indicate the outcome of the next spin? They're independent probabilities.

Your reasoning is: "there's never ever been 2 terrorists each with a bomb on a plane, so to prevent myself from running into a terrorist with a bomb on the plane, I will bring a bomb on the plane". 2 independent events.
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      06-13-2011, 05:05 PM   #46
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on the bright side youre working for freeeee fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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      06-13-2011, 05:08 PM   #47
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the sky is blue.

does saying that make me feel good too? what makes you say im actually thinking that just because i said it? l2trollandnottakelifesrsly
because you actually did post that.
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      06-13-2011, 05:10 PM   #48
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Easy solution:

1) Take out $60k from bank/equity/wherever.
2) Return to casino
3) Play roulette
4) Put $9k on black
5a) If black, profit
5b) If red, put $18k on black
6a) If black, profit
6b) If red, put $33k on black
6a) If black, profit
6b) If red, I don't need to tell you what to do...

Your math is off...6B yields -2K even if he hits.
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      06-13-2011, 05:10 PM   #49
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apparently you don't understand the probabilities of the roulette table...

you realize the previous spin doesn't indicate the outcome of the next spin? They're independent probabilities.

Your reasoning is: "there's never ever been 2 terrorists each with a bomb on a plane, so to prevent myself from running into a terrorist with a bomb on the plane, I will bring a bomb on the plane". 2 independent events.
congrats, you just made the NSA watch list!
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      06-13-2011, 05:10 PM   #50
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you know the only way to get it back right?
Have sex with 100 fat chicks for $80 each?

or 80 really fat chicks for $100 each....fat chicks need love too, they just got to pay.
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      06-13-2011, 05:32 PM   #51
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try hookers and blow next time
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      06-13-2011, 05:37 PM   #52
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I went to a horse track betting place over the weekend. In the first two races I lost about $50 and then on the third race I put in only $6. I ended up with the winning horse and got $55. That's a pretty awesome return. Should have put in $30. Lol.
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      06-13-2011, 06:19 PM   #53
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last year i fucked off almost $20K in 3 months.

1) Disneyland - $1700
2) paying off the wife's $5500 credit card
3) lens #1 - $2200
4) lens #2 - $1700
5) $6000 on wife's tits
6) $4000 down payment on BMW

lenses, tits and BMW was soooooo worth it !!!!!
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      06-13-2011, 10:40 PM   #54
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last year i fucked off almost $20K in 3 months.

1) Disneyland - $1700
2) paying off the wife's $5500 credit card
3) lens #1 - $2200
4) lens #2 - $1700
5) $6000 on wife's tits
6) $4000 down payment on BMW

lenses, tits and BMW was soooooo worth it !!!!!

Pics of the new bouncy toys or ban!
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      06-13-2011, 10:45 PM   #55
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lenses, tits and BMW was soooooo worth it !!!!!
pics with those lenses or it didnt happen
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last year i fucked off almost $20K in 3 months.

1) Disneyland - $1700
2) paying off the wife's $5500 credit card
3) lens #1 - $2200
4) lens #2 - $1700
5) $6000 on wife's tits
6) $4000 down payment on BMW

lenses, tits and BMW was soooooo worth it !!!!!
Pics of tits with lens or ban
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      06-13-2011, 11:10 PM   #57
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lol Great!! now let's see some picture of those tits.
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      06-13-2011, 11:49 PM   #58
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at those thinking I was being serious.
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      06-14-2011, 12:21 AM   #59
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      06-14-2011, 09:40 AM   #60
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Yeah, definitely would have dropped the 8k on 2 vip escorts for 2 days, 6 grams of Molly, 2 cases of water... a couple 5 hour energy shots and an economy pack of condoms..

Yep... sounds like a much better way to drop 8k... Probably still have enough money in my pocket to get into some more trouble elsewhere.

But... I just realized you are gambling in a crooked casino outside of AC/LV...
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Yeah, definitely would have dropped the 8k on 2 vip escorts for 2 days, 6 grams of Molly, 2 cases of water... a couple 5 hour energy shots and an economy pack of condoms..

Yep... sounds like a much better way to drop 8k... Probably still have enough money in my pocket to get into some more trouble elsewhere.
I think me and you need to party together.
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Chasing bets were you?
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Chasing bets were you?

It is a sad sight in the casino when someone is on full tilt.
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Why did you stop at $8k?
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