Acura CL-S owner convince he beat an M3

[mexicanmike]

Originally Posted by duk

RACE ME BRO!!!

Whatch out son, 114 WHP!!!!

[lve2xlr8]

Originally Posted by 3XTR3M3

+1 Ignorant

[Hedges]

HAHAHA

One of the response to the OP over there

"I'm just happy the highway roll racing ****** crew made it over here. Hopefully we can meat up and let them show us their vtaks. The coolest part about roll racing is when you get shut the fuck up poser ricer roll race queers. Any sub 2800lb car that makes 500whp is fucking stupid because its undrivable on a real track, which you'll never see because you don't have a real job. I highly recommend that you make a plan for your life, or you're going to be a virgin for all eternity. You should start by moving out of your grandmother's basement. Next I recommend an extreme amount of cardio, and its probably not a bad idea to buy a razor and cut off the internet connection. You should also probably stop masturbating so much with that death grip if you're ever going to get you're baby dick half hard at the first sight of a woman you may possibly have a chance of communicating with. However, most importantly, don't get your hopes up because I'm pretty much everything every woman on earth wants, you're the compromise. I'm strong, sexy, intelligent, hung, affluent, cultured, and I'll be the one you hate, the one you want to be so bad, the one you'll thank in 5-years when you get there and look back on this post and thank me for showing you the things that you daddy never did. I believe in you son, its time to be a man"

[Nition]

Originally Posted by Hedges

HAHAHA

One of the response to the OP over there

"I'm just happy the highway roll racing ****** crew made it over here. Hopefully we can meat up and let them show us their vtaks. The coolest part about roll racing is when you get shut the fuck up poser ricer roll race queers. Any sub 2800lb car that makes 500whp is fucking stupid because its undrivable on a real track, which you'll never see because you don't have a real job. I highly recommend that you make a plan for your life, or you're going to be a virgin for all eternity. You should start by moving out of your grandmother's basement. Next I recommend an extreme amount of cardio, and its probably not a bad idea to buy a razor and cut off the internet connection. You should also probably stop masturbating so much with that death grip if you're ever going to get you're baby dick half hard at the first sight of a woman you may possibly have a chance of communicating with. However, most importantly, don't get your hopes up because I'm pretty much everything every woman on earth wants, you're the compromise. I'm strong, sexy, intelligent, hung, affluent, cultured, and I'll be the one you hate, the one you want to be so bad, the one you'll thank in 5-years when you get there and look back on this post and thank me for showing you the things that you daddy never did. I believe in you son, its time to be a man"

LOL Brilliant.

[badbimmer]

Every so often I run into one of those turbo Hyundai's chasing me on the highway. They think b/c they can go fast they can keep up with an the M3 LOL. Not a chance, and funny thing is, they can only go straight at high speed.

[SUB-ZERO]

LMFAO! Just read through the thread....what a tool.

[RichMattB]

Originally Posted by Hedges

HAHAHA

One of the response to the OP over there

"I'm just happy the highway roll racing ****** crew made it over here. Hopefully we can meat up and let them show us their vtaks. The coolest part about roll racing is when you get shut the fuck up poser ricer roll race queers. Any sub 2800lb car that makes 500whp is fucking stupid because its undrivable on a real track, which you'll never see because you don't have a real job. I highly recommend that you make a plan for your life, or you're going to be a virgin for all eternity. You should start by moving out of your grandmother's basement. Next I recommend an extreme amount of cardio, and its probably not a bad idea to buy a razor and cut off the internet connection. You should also probably stop masturbating so much with that death grip if you're ever going to get you're baby dick half hard at the first sight of a woman you may possibly have a chance of communicating with. However, most importantly, don't get your hopes up because I'm pretty much everything every woman on earth wants, you're the compromise. I'm strong, sexy, intelligent, hung, affluent, cultured, and I'll be the one you hate, the one you want to be so bad, the one you'll thank in 5-years when you get there and look back on this post and thank me for showing you the things that you daddy never did. I believe in you son, its time to be a man"

I literally laughed out loud. These guys are out of their minds. A quick Google search revealed that guys with blowers on the CLS's are putting down like 300whp....

Unbelievable.

[1sikbmr]

Originally Posted by lve2xlr8

thanks for posting OP this provided some real lulz

[Echo M3]

I'm amazed no one has posted the "Vtec just kicked in, Yo!" picture as yet.

[ihyln]

What's both sad and amazing is that the CL crowd literally slapped the OP out of his delusion. Try doing that over on e90post!

[Erhan]

That M3 must be non-ZCP. That explains.

[1sikbmr]

Originally Posted by pman10

I'm amazed no one has posted the "Vtec just kicked in, Yo!" picture as yet.

[Brandon26pdx]

Oh please. A 6mt CL-S is a pretty nice car and can be decently quick modded, but it isn't going to hang with even a stock M3 from a roll.

[SlamMan]

WTF is an Acura CL-S? Can I rent one at Hertz?

[Crazy Bimmer]

Originally Posted by mdosu

here's a list of his mods:

CAI_UR Pulley_CT Headers_P2R Test Pipe_Borla XR1 Res#1_Vibrant UQ Res#2_HKS Hi-Power Mufflers_Koni Adj. Yellows-H&R Springs_GM FM Synchro_ Drilled/Slotted Rotors_ Corsport Shifter Bushings_Clarion VX409 H/U...


looks like headers, pully, and exhaust. I call BS, his car traps like 15s in 1/4 or something like that. I bet the M went partial throttle.

It's a low to mid 14s car with those mods. Under 14s if its a 6speed. I used to own the auto tl version many years ago.

Was a nice car back in the early 2000s

[HeartMD]

Originally Posted by MonteCarloM3

lol, i'm surprised he didn't pull on a Veyron too with that bad-ass Acura

On a side note ...MontecarloM3, dude your avatar is driving me nuts!! damn what a rear bumper on that chick

Anyways funny story, I guess you just have to let people live in la la land if thats what makesthem happy.

[Sincity]

They shut that thread down quick.

[muccels]

You gotta respect those guys on the other forum that are calling out the B.S!

[TimeAtk]

this thread is the best

[Moose F1]

Originally Posted by RichMattB

I literally laughed out loud. These guys are out of their minds. A quick Google search revealed that guys with blowers on the CLS's are putting down like 300whp....

Unbelievable.

My first car was a CL-S with headers and intake lol..it made 230whp. I remember I considered that supercharger kit until i found out they only make 300whp, not worth the $4k

[kardboard]

Originally Posted by mexicanmike

Whatch out son, 114 WHP!!!!

lol

[scheherazade]

Originally Posted by Hedges

HAHAHA

One of the response to the OP over there

"I'm just happy the highway roll racing ****** crew made it over here. Hopefully we can meat up and let them show us their vtaks. The coolest part about roll racing is when you get shut the fuck up poser ricer roll race queers. Any sub 2800lb car that makes 500whp is fucking stupid because its undrivable on a real track, which you'll never see because you don't have a real job. I highly recommend that you make a plan for your life, or you're going to be a virgin for all eternity. You should start by moving out of your grandmother's basement. Next I recommend an extreme amount of cardio, and its probably not a bad idea to buy a razor and cut off the internet connection. You should also probably stop masturbating so much with that death grip if you're ever going to get you're baby dick half hard at the first sight of a woman you may possibly have a chance of communicating with. However, most importantly, don't get your hopes up because I'm pretty much everything every woman on earth wants, you're the compromise. I'm strong, sexy, intelligent, hung, affluent, cultured, and I'll be the one you hate, the one you want to be so bad, the one you'll thank in 5-years when you get there and look back on this post and thank me for showing you the things that you daddy never did. I believe in you son, its time to be a man"

I hope he's kidding about that part.
Otherwise, he should call these guys and tell them that they're doing it wrong : http://www.arielatom.com/specs/atom-500-v8


-scheherazade