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      05-22-2011, 10:16 PM   #23

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ignore her completely
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      05-22-2011, 10:17 PM   #24

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Your not going to make her regret it. Most times they leave like this because of boredom, unless you suddenly become very rich your likely SOL.

Best you can do is move on and fuggedaboutit. She might then wonder why you arent dwelling on it but even that is likely.

This thread is dumb anyway.
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      05-22-2011, 10:18 PM   #25

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listen to collins
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      05-22-2011, 10:51 PM   #26
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hey man, you got nothing to prove to your x gf at all, get over it. Enjoy your life, concentrate on your future, work hard and play harder.
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      05-22-2011, 11:27 PM   #27

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listen to collins
Collins pretty much hit it head on. Listen to the man.
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      05-22-2011, 11:55 PM   #28
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Don't just "disappear", but rather, work on yourself.
Spend all that extra money and time you spent on your girl, spend it all on yourself.

Start working out, get ripped.
Get a better job, be promoted.
Dress better, grab attention.
Hang out with friends, be social.
Just Be Happier.

And I mean, truly happier.

Nothing worse than seeing your ex doing so much better after the split. Not only it will feel like shit, everyone will tell you that you lost someone important and tell her she made the right choice.

You want that grin on your face, this is as real as it gets. At the end, if you pull it off, it's a win-win situation. You get to laugh about your last relationship while she regrets AND your life will be just better in general.
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      05-23-2011, 01:25 AM   #29

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      05-23-2011, 02:07 AM   #30
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Originally Posted by ideliver View Post
Be a kind, caring, compassionate person. No one loves an asshole

ignore her completely bro...%100 - if she ever calls/texts you don't answer/respond no matter what. Do you.
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      05-23-2011, 02:47 AM   #31
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      05-23-2011, 08:23 AM   #32

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That's what i do Collins, after me and a chick split up...i cut off all contact, i basically vanish off the face of the Earth...leaving her "wonder" where you been is the best thing...hehe, but yeah in the mean time im paying hookers for sex to heal the wound

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      05-23-2011, 07:41 PM   #33

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Originally Posted by Masterplan View Post

After some brilliant advice on one of the last relationship threads, I thought I'd see what you guys would do to make your ex regret ending it.

This is not to 'win' her back, but purely to get her regretting it so I can get the last laugh.. After 5 years, she came out the blue and said she was no longer happy, and was apparently unhappy for a while.

After two weeks apart, Im really just looking for ideas folks on here would use to make her think twice?
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Sir, she will never regret leaving you. She has probably been blowing guys for months, if not years. Leaving you was just the last step of a long whoring rampage. Also, you probably suck. I mean like realllllllly suck. She will never regret it. Probably the smartest move shes made in 5yrs.
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      05-23-2011, 07:50 PM   #34
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      05-23-2011, 10:32 PM   #35

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      05-24-2011, 01:37 AM   #36
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Originally Posted by CollinsE90 View Post
You're thinking about it way too much, fuck all that "personal" shit, disappear and don't contact her. If she texts you ignore it for awhile. Women don't want a pussy, they already have one. You do what I say she'll regret it and maybe come back begging. Then you'll have the last laugh when you don't take her back. She doesn't exist anymore, find some new snatch and show her you didn't need her either. When I say don't contact her, DONT TALK TO HER PERIOD, she wants to know she still has you and if you ignore her she will be lost and wondering what happened.
This is so well put, esp the bolded part, I have never thought of it that way haha.

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      05-24-2011, 01:39 AM   #37
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