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      04-28-2011, 11:11 PM   #1
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The Farmer and the Sheep

A farmer walks into his bedroom carrying a newborn sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig that I have to sleep with every night." His wife rolls over in bed, gives him a dirty look and says, "You idiot - I think you'll find that's a sheep." The farmer looks at her and replies, "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."
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A farmer walks into his bedroom carrying a newborn sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig that I have to sleep with every night." His wife rolls over in bed, gives him a dirty look and says, "You idiot - I think you'll find that's a sheep." The farmer looks at her and replies, "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."

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Why do Welsh farmers fuck sheep on the edge of cliffs? So the sheep push back...
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