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      03-02-2011, 08:45 AM   #1
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Official jokes thread

Guys watta you think about that thread??

You can post here any jokes you like, funny, not funny, racist, sex ethnic etc.


I start - it's a Georgian joke i've heard at my friends wedding in Tibilisi :

Four Georgians argue , who's granfather was biggest ( Height)

- My grandpa was as tall as tree!
-My grandpa was as tall as a mountain!
-And my grandpa wass the tallest dude in a planet - he can touch the stars at the sky!!
- Are those stars was round?? - fourth georgian said ?
- Yea they were round!!
- Are the were warm in touch ??
- Hell yeah they were nice and warm!!
- They were not stars... These were my grandpa's balls...



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      03-02-2011, 08:52 AM   #2
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      03-02-2011, 09:25 AM   #4
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Stop doing OT and post some jokes
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      03-02-2011, 09:30 AM   #5
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There is a section for this.. it is called "Lighter side". There is a thread that is called Official jokes thread. You felt that you should make YOUR OWN thread in a section that has no interest in having an "Official Jokes Thread". Then you proclaimed it was okay to post racist jokes. GTFO.
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http://www.e90post.com/forums/showth...ighlight=jokes
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      03-02-2011, 09:31 AM   #7
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This thread is a joke itself.

Que Xzibit.
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Polish jokes are fuckin weird.
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It was Georgian ( yes there is such a country just lear Geography) not a polish joke , if you want to understand some polish joke - sorry i think you can't but i wont wrote why cause i dont want to get banned for bad language or being some nationalist hater like some of you guys
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^wtf is that a tranny? fucking amazing body but that voice, nightmares
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Haaaahaha that was good

What language is that ? Spanish ?


btw.

why we should learn english ???




old but still makes me LOL
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Plastic Surgeon

A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed.
Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself."
"The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago."
"And what about the third rose?" she asked.
"That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears."
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Prostitute Parrots




A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

"What do they say?" the priest inquired.

"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. 'Want to have some fun?'"

"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible.

My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."

"Thank you!" the woman responded.

The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?"

One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"
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