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      04-24-2011, 06:50 PM   #947
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would go to battle against a pack of wolverines in a porta potty with my hands tied behind my back, yielding nothing but a shake weight taped to my forehead, just to eat a piece a gm she stuck under a table at a Taco Bell

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      04-24-2011, 06:56 PM   #948
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      04-25-2011, 05:27 PM   #949
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      04-25-2011, 05:30 PM   #950
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skinnycow, i... LOVE PERKY TITS AND A NICE ASS!!!!!!!!


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      04-25-2011, 06:23 PM   #952
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What happened to Elaine??? She's been M.I.A.

Feel free Skinny to replace Elaine in the meantime.
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      04-25-2011, 08:24 PM   #953
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      04-26-2011, 02:08 AM   #954
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      04-26-2011, 02:21 AM   #955
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i just came back from the gym and skinny's post has put me into rape mode...test levels are through the roof right now
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      04-26-2011, 02:26 AM   #956
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Wow, this has to be the best thread ever!
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      04-26-2011, 02:43 AM   #957
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it really sucks that we can't post nudes of girls
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      04-26-2011, 02:45 AM   #958
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it really sucks that we can't post nudes of girls
indeed....they need an 18+ section
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      04-26-2011, 02:46 AM   #959
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indeed....they need an 18+ section
i know.. there's so much i want to share lol
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      04-26-2011, 02:57 AM   #960
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      04-26-2011, 02:59 AM   #961
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      04-26-2011, 04:51 AM   #962
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      04-26-2011, 11:16 AM   #964
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Wow, this has to be the best thread ever!
Start from the beginning. You'll be going thru the thread for hours.
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      04-26-2011, 12:00 PM   #965
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      04-26-2011, 12:49 PM   #966
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      04-26-2011, 03:19 PM   #967
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had a boner. but i aint fapping to pictures.
HA. Well put. +1
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      04-26-2011, 03:54 PM   #968
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