This is one of the dumbest shits I've ever seen - inappropriate comments welcome

[ragingclue]

Honestly, the fact that anyone could be this stupid just boggles my mind. What a fucktard.

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All comments are welcome, appropriate or not.

[infinitekidM2C]

LOL; nice move.

[Kroy]

SMH

[NBRider88]

How dumb can you be...honestly. This is fucking sad, but not surprising. holy fuck

[ragingclue]

Trying to think of anything I've heard of that's on the same level of stupidity....

I'm sure there has to be something, right?

[MediaArtist]

Originally Posted by ragingclue

Trying to think of anything I've heard of that's on the same level of stupidity....

I'm sure there has to be something, right?

[Freakazoid]

^^ internet is a series of tubes is much better than that haha.

[infinitekidM2C]

^ hahaha...he's got such an air of self-assurance as he says that everything in the housing industry is juzzz fine

[GregTheStig]

LMFAOOOOO

[NBRider88]

Did a quick search, found tons of funny shit. Robbers are the stupidest people alive...wow

Couple funny ones:

On 2008, police charged Daniel Glen, 40, with robbing a convenience store in Windsor, Ontario, after he called ahead to ask the clerk how much money was in the cash register before showing up. The clerk alerted police, who arrested Glen nearby. Canwest News Service reported Glen was a suspect in two similar incidents where the thief called ahead to make sure the clerk had the money bagged and ready for him.


A man running from a western Michigan store with stolen hunting knives hidden in his pants tripped, fell and stabbed himself in the stomach. The man had put about 300 US dollars worth of hunting knives in his waistband and tried to leave the store, but Meijer employees confronted him and a scuffle followed, he then fell and was stabbed by the knives he had hidden in his clothing.

The suspect was hospitalized after the attempted theft from a Meijer Inc. superstore in the US city of Grand Rapids and is expected to face a misdemeanor shoplifting charge, police say.


Manizales, Colombia may not sound like a capital of karate, but the Pan-American karate champion Cristian Garces happens to live there, along with her instructors and fellow karate-peeps. So when a burglar decided to invade his house in 2008 while every single one of Manizales most bad-ass appendage launchers was present, they sprung into action and beat the shit out of him before he could scream "Auxilio!"

The thief already had a bag and a laptop computer, two digital cameras and other items of value that he left behind before attempting to flee but was apprehended by residents until police arrived. “I don’t think the thief was eager to continue robbing here, he was very scared,” said Garces.

[Kroy]

Originally Posted by NBRider88

Did a quick search, found tons of funny shit. Robbers are the stupidest people alive...wow

Couple funny ones:

On 2008, police charged Daniel Glen, 40, with robbing a convenience store in Windsor, Ontario, after he called ahead to ask the clerk how much money was in the cash register before showing up. The clerk alerted police, who arrested Glen nearby. Canwest News Service reported Glen was a suspect in two similar incidents where the thief called ahead to make sure the clerk had the money bagged and ready for him.


A man running from a western Michigan store with stolen hunting knives hidden in his pants tripped, fell and stabbed himself in the stomach. The man had put about 300 US dollars worth of hunting knives in his waistband and tried to leave the store, but Meijer employees confronted him and a scuffle followed, he then fell and was stabbed by the knives he had hidden in his clothing.

The suspect was hospitalized after the attempted theft from a Meijer Inc. superstore in the US city of Grand Rapids and is expected to face a misdemeanor shoplifting charge, police say.


Manizales, Colombia may not sound like a capital of karate, but the Pan-American karate champion Cristian Garces happens to live there, along with her instructors and fellow karate-peeps. So when a burglar decided to invade his house in 2008 while every single one of Manizales most bad-ass appendage launchers was present, they sprung into action and beat the shit out of him before he could scream "Auxilio!"

The thief already had a bag and a laptop computer, two digital cameras and other items of value that he left behind before attempting to flee but was apprehended by residents until police arrived. “I don’t think the thief was eager to continue robbing here, he was very scared,” said Garces.

[Wolf]

Originally Posted by NBRider88

Manizales, Colombia may not sound like a capital of karate, but the Pan-American karate champion Cristian Garces happens to live there, along with her instructors and fellow karate-peeps. So when a burglar decided to invade his house in 2008 while every single one of Manizales most bad-ass appendage launchers was present, they sprung into action and beat the shit out of him before he could scream "Auxilio!"

The thief already had a bag and a laptop computer, two digital cameras and other items of value that he left behind before attempting to flee but was apprehended by residents until police arrived. “I don’t think the thief was eager to continue robbing here, he was very scared,” said Garces.

This

[Tondtar]

There was a piece of news a few years ago about cops finding the robber who broke into a bank in a small farming town somewhere in Midwest a few hours after it happened overnight. The robber could not break into the small safe where all the money was. So he unbolted it from the floor and dragged it to his truck outside before driving home less than 1/4 mile away. The cops just followed the marks he left on the bank floor, into the parking lot and his tire track marks from that point through the dirt road leading to his home

[Blake]

here's a runner-up: http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/04/22/...pt=P1&iref=NS1

Brash Facebook posts lead to bank heist arrests
By the CNN Wire Staff
April 22, 2011 4:11 p.m. EDT
STORY HIGHLIGHTS

NEW: Suspect not referring to robbery on Facebook page, attorney says
Four are charged in the robbery of a Houston bank
Agents allege two of them, bank employees, organized the heist
Investigators found posts on Facebook pages

(CNN) -- Two people charged in a staged Texas bank heist apparently didn't think twice when they typed messages in the "What's on your mind?" portion of their Facebook pages, court documents show.

"Get $$$(;.," wrote bank employee Estefany Danelia Martinez two days before $62,201 was taken from the International Bank of Commerce in Houston, according to an affidavit from FBI Special Agent Kevin J. Katz.

According to the affidavit, filed with a criminal complaint in federal court this week, her boyfriend, Ricky Gonzalez, wrote on his page on March 24, the day after the robbery, "Wipe my teeth with hundereds (sic)."

Those postings, plus an anonymous Crime Stoppers tip on March 30, landed the pair and two others in custody, according to the federal complaint. The tip advised there was information about the heist on Facebook.

According to the Katz's affidavit, Martinez told authorities the amateurish scheme was hatched by another teller, Anna Margarita Rivera.

Rivera was a teller during a previous unsolved bank robbery "and believed staging the robbery would be easy," according to the affidavit.

"Martinez advised the plan was for herself and Rivera to pick a date where they would both be working the late shift and they would plan for the staged robbery to take place close to closing time, thus minimizing the chances of any customers being in the bank," according to the affidavit.

Gonzalez and Arturo Solano, Rivera's brother, were recruited, authorities said.

Bank surveillance video showed two masked and armed men entering the bank around 5:45 p.m. on March 23. They jumped over the counter and demanded money. One of the pistols later was determined to be fake.

One robber took money and the other ordered the tellers to place money from the vault in a bag, the FBI agent said. The tellers, the only people in the bank at the time of the robbery, remained in the vault and later called 911.

On March 24, Gonzalez wrote on his Facebook page, "U have to past the line sometimes!! To get dis money," the complaint says. Martinez allegedly wrote, "I'm rich" on Gonzalez's page on March 25.

Lance Hamm, an attorney for Gonzalez, 18, told CNN that his client was not referring to the bank robbery in his Facebook posts. "I don't feel the Facebook thing is as relevant as everyone is making it to be," Hamm said.

"I think it was just young kids talking," said Hamm, adding Gonzalez, who could face 10 years in prison, has been "upfront" with investigators. "He knew he was in over his head."

Hamm said the incident was more akin to an employee theft. Gonzales was not a mastermind and his role "should be mitigated" in any prosecution, the lawyer said.

CNN also left messages Friday with attorneys for Martinez and Rivera. An attorney for Solano was not listed in court documents.

[Kroy]

(assumed)25% cut of $62K = rich?

it cost the state nearly as much money as they collectively robbed from the bank to jail each one of these retards every year

[Augenbrauezug]

Originally Posted by Blake

here's a runner-up: http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/04/22/...pt=P1&iref=NS1

We have a winner

[ragingclue]

Originally Posted by Blake

here's a runner-up: http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/04/22/...pt=P1&iref=NS1

Jesus. People are dumb.