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      04-14-2011, 10:50 AM   #45
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you wanna see ugly...?



Check the bitch on the far right of this picture.


(yes everyone is beyond fucked up)
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wtf I am supposed to be tagged the worst poster....


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True that.

That girl... IMHO is about a 3/10 as mentioned.... if she was 5'8" and 125lbs than that mightttt work :P
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      04-14-2011, 11:11 AM   #51
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Check the bitch on the far right of this picture.


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Dude on the right is hover handing her... Afraid to touch the beast.
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      04-14-2011, 11:14 AM   #52
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115 lbs? You guys like crack fiends? Nice.
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True that.

That girl... IMHO is about a 3/10 as mentioned.... if she was 5'8" and 125lbs than that mightttt work :P
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Girl on left is like 90 pounds.... used to fuck her like a year back... couldnt do it anymore. she has a fucking scary face/head.

And 0 curves. bitch couldnt even eat half a bagel, she had a problem
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Like I said, you guys who like your chicks 115 lbs are into the feenz.


I remember that picture Wakka. Very scary indeed.
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      04-14-2011, 11:16 AM   #58
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Girl on left is like 90 pounds.... used to fuck her like a year back... couldnt do it anymore. she has a fucking scary face/head.

And 0 curves. bitch couldnt even eat half a bagel, she had a problem
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I remember that picture Wakka. Very scary indeed.
My theory is they ain't packing heat, PERIOD!
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I did smash the girl next to me. But if the first girl wasnt in your guys' weight class i cant possibly see how this one is. However, her boobs were fucking amazing, and she had a great booty.



Thats her, and our local jersey shore agent, vincent.

ive got noodz of her that would blow your minds
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Spanish, i was a fan
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