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      04-13-2011, 09:06 PM   #23
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      04-13-2011, 09:07 PM   #24
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idk man i wouldnt fuck her (sober)


lol im gunna stop you loved this chick didnt u
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      04-13-2011, 09:11 PM   #25
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wakka... at least you have pictures to prove it, unlike most people on here
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      04-13-2011, 09:12 PM   #26
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idk man i wouldnt fuck her (sober)


lol im gunna stop you loved this chick didnt u
no worries dude, shits passed. Makes me feel better that i moved on from her though thats for sure :P
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      04-13-2011, 09:15 PM   #27
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      04-13-2011, 09:19 PM   #28
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She looks like one of those ugly chicks who has a major attitude problem because she thinks she is hot shit. Lemme guess, she has a cliquey group of ugly friends (except for the token hottie who isn't really part of the group but kinda is) who act like bitches. They get fucked-in half drunk on jaeger and body shots and are the loudest people at parties/bars...
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      04-13-2011, 09:20 PM   #29
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bullshit there was a hot girl in a programming class

I told a girl I banger her classmates ass out. She left me at the bar.
+1 what type of programming u taking?

My C/Fortran class 3 semesters ago had maybe 4 girls (/~40)? Current physics classes have 4-5 /30-35.
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      04-13-2011, 09:23 PM   #30
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^^ This is not a nerd topic.

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      04-13-2011, 09:27 PM   #31
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bullshit that girl knows how to turn on a computer
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      04-13-2011, 09:30 PM   #34
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oh fuck, you just went inception on us
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screen image is shopped
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      04-13-2011, 09:31 PM   #36
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      04-13-2011, 10:21 PM   #37
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fun ways to break it off with a girl is to get ur friend to do it for u lol

i remember i was in quebec for a hockey turni... my friend was sleeping on the bus and his crazy girlfriend was texting him and his phone was flashing in my eye. he told me earlier that she told him she was preggo and that he thinks shes lieing to him. so i decided to take it upon myself to be a good friend and dump this b!tch for him since he had no balls to do it himself. the text convo went like this

me:hey baby wats up

her: finally!!! iv been texting u what r u up 2

me:ntm just thinking about u, hows ur stomach for sure ur preggo?

her:no i dont think so i took a test, everything is okiee... we r okie right?

me: yes of course we r why wouldnt we... but im glad ur not preggo

her: me to

me: k now that i know ur not, we r done plz stop talking to me

her: fuck u carlo (my friends name lol) im keeping the baby!! how could u do this to me!! w.e ur guna be the dad blahblahbvlahblah

me: calling ur bluff fuck off kthxbai.

i delete the convo and turned off his phone.... now this does seem mean but the girl was basically blackmailing my friend saying if he didnt stay with her she was going to keep the "baby" when she wasnt even really pregnant. i did have to explain the 200 mggs he got after he woke up but he laughed and said thank you.
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      04-13-2011, 10:39 PM   #38
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fun ways to break it off with a girl is to get ur friend to do it for u lol

i remember i was in quebec for a hockey turni... my friend was sleeping on the bus and his crazy girlfriend was texting him and his phone was flashing in my eye. he told me earlier that she told him she was preggo and that he thinks shes lieing to him. so i decided to take it upon myself to be a good friend and dump this b!tch for him since he had no balls to do it himself. the text convo went like this

me:hey baby wats up

her: finally!!! iv been texting u what r u up 2

me:ntm just thinking about u, hows ur stomach for sure ur preggo?

her:no i dont think so i took a test, everything is okiee... we r okie right?

me: yes of course we r why wouldnt we... but im glad ur not preggo

her: me to

me: k now that i know ur not, we r done plz stop talking to me

her: fuck u carlo (my friends name lol) im keeping the baby!! how could u do this to me!! w.e ur guna be the dad blahblahbvlahblah

me: calling ur bluff fuck off kthxbai.

i delete the convo and turned off his phone.... now this does seem mean but the girl was basically blackmailing my friend saying if he didnt stay with her she was going to keep the "baby" when she wasnt even really pregnant. i did have to explain the 200 mggs he got after he woke up but he laughed and said thank you.
holy shit thats fuckin awesome! gj my friend
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fun ways to break it off with a girl is to get ur friend to do it for u lol

i remember i was in quebec for a hockey turni... my friend was sleeping on the bus and his crazy girlfriend was texting him and his phone was flashing in my eye. he told me earlier that she told him she was preggo and that he thinks shes lieing to him. so i decided to take it upon myself to be a good friend and dump this b!tch for him since he had no balls to do it himself. the text convo went like this

me:hey baby wats up

her: finally!!! iv been texting u what r u up 2

me:ntm just thinking about u, hows ur stomach for sure ur preggo?

her:no i dont think so i took a test, everything is okiee... we r okie right?

me: yes of course we r why wouldnt we... but im glad ur not preggo

her: me to

me: k now that i know ur not, we r done plz stop talking to me

her: fuck u carlo (my friends name lol) im keeping the baby!! how could u do this to me!! w.e ur guna be the dad blahblahbvlahblah

me: calling ur bluff fuck off kthxbai.

i delete the convo and turned off his phone.... now this does seem mean but the girl was basically blackmailing my friend saying if he didnt stay with her she was going to keep the "baby" when she wasnt even really pregnant. i did have to explain the 200 mggs he got after he woke up but he laughed and said thank you.
The grammar made this funnier than it actually was.




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      04-14-2011, 08:58 AM   #41
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c'mon man, you know this forum by now...it's the 4chan of BMW forums, where people take out all their insecurities online
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