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      04-12-2011, 06:21 PM   #1
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Do you fap wth lotion?

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      04-12-2011, 06:22 PM   #2
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be a man...fap with raw friction
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      04-12-2011, 06:22 PM   #3
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      04-12-2011, 06:22 PM   #4
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Goddammit I didn't even get to post the poll Blake.
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      04-12-2011, 06:25 PM   #5
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Lotion is for wussies!

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      04-12-2011, 06:31 PM   #8
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Probably if I go somewhere I'll muscle out the rub. But at home IDGAF.


Only thing is when too much lotion accumulates I don't feel it anymore so I gotta wipe real hard to get it all off so the lotioney sensation comes back with the next batch of lotion.
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      04-12-2011, 06:32 PM   #9
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Marc you need some pussy
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Probably if I go somewhere I'll muscle out the rub. But at home IDGAF.


Only thing is when too much lotion accumulates I don't feel it anymore so I gotta wipe real hard to get it all off so the lotioney sensation comes back with the next batch of lotion.
Hi I'm 12 and what is this
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I use this...

http://tenga-europe.com/
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you make way too many threads involving penises...
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What the hell bav? If you're gonna stroke it, stroke it like a man.
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they seem so small, are they?
i read the wikipedia -- one time usage? oh, no, that's not how it's going to be if i get one.
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Marc you need some pussy


Fapping ftw.

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I was thinking in investing in one of those, but couldn't immediately justify the price. How do you clean them anyway?

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you make way too many threads involving penises...
This the first one. I think you guys are the ones associating me with penis!



and LOL at the HPFP failure tag. wtf
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What the hell bav? If you're gonna stroke it, stroke it like a man.
I do! It just slips a little more. No LSD for my D. Feel me?

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they seem so small, are they?
i read the wikipedia -- one time usage? oh, no, that's not how it's going to be if i get one.
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This the first one. I think you guys are the ones associating me with penis!

says the guy with a penis quote in his sig...
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says the guy with a penis quote in his sig...



mpimping ftw.
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they seem so small, are they?
i read the wikipedia -- one time usage? oh, no, that's not how it's going to be if i get one.
About 4-5 years ago I was in Thailand. They had one for sale at the shop connected to "Condoms and Cabbages".

It most definitely is not small. And like any fleshlight contraption, cleaning is advised..
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what type of lotion are we talking about?
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