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      06-03-2010, 09:30 PM   #67
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A little of both More nice than cutthroat Jamaican, though.

LOL at saying Jamaican and then Jamaican nice guy
i wonder if he was talking about mr. nice guy the strain, one of the best blunts i ever smoked
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      06-03-2010, 09:34 PM   #68
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      06-03-2010, 09:38 PM   #69
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there is this banging girl that works at trader joes near me who doesnt seem too happy. maybe you hav a part time job for her? did you send the mom w 3kids a pic of your peni?
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      06-03-2010, 09:38 PM   #70
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Mr nice guy from half baked
have you ever smoked mr nice guy? probably the best i ever smoked

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      06-03-2010, 09:43 PM   #71
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there is this banging girl that works at trader joes near me who doesnt seem too happy. maybe you hav a part time job for her? did you send the mom w 3kids a pic of your peni?
Why would I have a job for her LOL.

And no, not yet
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      06-03-2010, 10:19 PM   #72
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Why would I have a job for her LOL.

And no, not yet
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job=sex and if you saw this one you would be like damn.. im sure most guys here would.
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      06-03-2010, 10:59 PM   #73
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I'd pee in her butt.
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      06-04-2010, 12:04 AM   #74
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Never tried mng , well never knowingly. what does it taste like? does it put you to sleep or is it a head high? blueberry is supposed to be really good but never tried it. also tahoe og kush bc og was supposedly bred there so the shit is dank as fuck. almost t i guesss. can weed be as good a decent/ good sex?
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      06-04-2010, 03:17 AM   #75
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I would twirl my penis around her earlobe
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      06-08-2010, 12:57 AM   #76
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More pics of sexy banker babe.

Would smash hard.






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      04-08-2011, 11:59 AM   #77
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you can be my ghostwriter b.. how does korean guy goes beserk sound? in store 4/20 or a mtv show where internet douchbags get together and own each other. that would be hillarious.
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bavarian can be my ghostwriter for a book about a n alien from outer space who came to earth to destroy the assholes of douchebag bmw forums drivers. or a tv show on mtv that he could write about internet douchebags getting a chance to battle it out on national tv. thread hijacked? settle it on owned. whack off contest for the haters on this forum. its funny how people that should be of above average intelligence can't understand my posts. i'll tutor you but its not gng to be less than a g. This is my post graduate school class on posting in off topic bmw forums. take notes. ill get a hot ta for you but thats not free either. haha
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Lol i need grammar lesson in exchange for lessons on trolling internet forums. what i meant was yeah get a young virgin but if you cant get one then find one that has barely fucked and young, checked out by a doctor coolnot too crazy girl not saying i would never fucked a 33 yo single mom but it would be a very rare case and she would have to be off the hook. 33 yo single mom working at bank branch=damaged/wrecked
OH MY GOD. ROFLFMASDKASDKASD.
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      04-08-2011, 12:27 PM   #78
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Theres some banging hotties at my local citi branch. I'd swipe my car in their asses.
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      04-08-2011, 12:29 PM   #79
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      04-08-2011, 02:18 PM   #81
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Meant card. But all the above work.
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      04-08-2011, 02:19 PM   #82
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Is this bump old thread day?
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      04-08-2011, 05:28 PM   #83
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that nug looks delicious i can almost smell it.
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      04-08-2011, 05:29 PM   #84
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that nug looks delicious i can almost smell it.
do it, put it in the air for me man
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imma see if i can get some mr. nice tonight. just had some maybe 1-2 months ago. brah, if you ever leave the klan-lands and visit so cal, we sparkin' a few bleezes.
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Oh Ill be over there as soon as I can, and we definitely will.


btw if you havent,smoke BHO, shit is crazy
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WR and HB i've smoked, is that a personal sack or google images?
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