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      06-08-2010, 12:25 AM   #133
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Did you know there is a bar code on condoms so that the manufacturers know if they have a defective batch?



I've seen lot numbers stamped on..
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      06-08-2010, 07:31 PM   #134
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Odd. If I had condoms I would check. Zing!
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      06-08-2010, 07:38 PM   #135
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Odd. If I had condoms I would check. Zing!





Are they all at your boyfriend's house? Zing!



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      06-08-2010, 07:41 PM   #136
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LOL mpimpin got banned...i wonder is it because of his how often do you wack off thread?
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      06-08-2010, 07:45 PM   #137
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LOL mpimpin got banned...i wonder is it because of his how often do you wack off thread?




He did?
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      06-08-2010, 07:47 PM   #138
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      04-08-2011, 10:50 AM   #139
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bump for this shit too LMFAO.
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      04-08-2011, 11:00 AM   #140
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Bav just bumped a penis thread


you cant write this stuff
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      04-08-2011, 11:05 AM   #141
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I'm looking at all mpimping's posts and I'm finding gold.



And I wonder who added the most recent tag..
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      04-08-2011, 11:06 AM   #143
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not me, I dont make tags, I insult with my name beside it
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      04-08-2011, 11:24 AM   #145
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this thread is worthless without pics.


I am dying to see some cock.
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      04-08-2011, 02:11 PM   #147
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OP scouting for cock again. Bav bumping for cock again.
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      04-08-2011, 02:13 PM   #148
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      04-08-2011, 02:54 PM   #150
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bav im starting to seriously question your sexuality
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      04-08-2011, 03:15 PM   #153
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