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02-19-2011, 02:44 PM | #1 |
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If Men Wrote Fairy Tales
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"
The Princess said, "NO!" And the Prince was heart broken for like 5 minutes but then.... Lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and fucked skinny big titted broads and hunted and raced fast cars and went to naked/ titty bars and blew his money tippin' every girl and dated women half his age and ate all the pussies he could get and ass fucked cheerleaders and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never heard a headache comaplint and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was fuckin' cool as hell and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up ..... Yeah, he finally died a lonely man but had the biggest smile on his face when he closed his eyes forever. **The end** |
02-19-2011, 04:16 PM | #3 |
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lol. Nice, this man lived the life I wish I could have. RIP
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